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Old 05-18-2018, 02:31 AM   #1
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spend an hour in a room with a canadian who is obsessed with donald trump?

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:31 AM   #2
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eat out kelly clarksons asshole after curry and hot yoga

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:34 AM   #3
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nail all 10 of your own toes to a hardwood floor

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:36 AM   #4
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spend an entire weekend with monte lds filming a video and ingesting tons of salt peter in hopes he neutered you and had mormon sex with you with garments on while he shouted your secret name to you and then told the bishop but still did baptisms for the dead anyway.

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:37 AM   #5
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fuck your way out of a 95 story retirement home full of altsexual people who molest you to hideous death

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:38 AM   #6
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:50 AM   #7
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you run out of weed?

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:59 AM   #8
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this is not a chat thread!

also how could i "run out" of weed? am i bored? fuck yes. fuck you.

i'd rather die in a fire man.

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 03:01 AM   #9
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but... i can be gentle.

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 03:02 AM   #10
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Both, then I can take out the Canadian with me

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 03:03 AM   #11
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eat out kelly clarksons asshole after curry and hot yoga
see: thursday/friday/saturday/sunday/monday/tuesday/wednesday/thursday/friday I'm in love drinking/drugs/sad sex thread

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 03:46 AM   #12
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this is a bad thing?

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 04:02 AM   #13
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Mowing the lawn is therapeutic.

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 04:40 AM   #14
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Provide free podiatry services at a nail fungus clinic

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 04:44 AM   #15
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run a marathon in shoes two sizes too small

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 04:47 AM   #16
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wake up on a couch and see Bill Cosby leaving the room

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 05:05 AM   #17
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Mowing the lawn is therapeutic.
I'm allergic to the grass

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 06:44 PM   #18
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Originally posted by CherubDaydream*
i touched a girl's lips, butts and tits so far...no sex yet. but i blieve it will come true eventually..

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 08:36 PM   #19
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this is a bad thing?
She has really let herself go




 
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Old 05-18-2018, 08:44 PM   #20
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hey at least you can make fun of her now!

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 09:54 PM   #21
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If there's not an initial health reason, I don't see why it should be off limits to be critical of someone who chooses to be obese. No one sympathizes with someone who decides to take up smoking or any other things that are detrimental to ones health.

Everyone has the option to indulge in physical fitness. Most people are just lazy though.

I've been working out again, going on runs and I'm losing weight like nobody's business . You just have to have a strong mindset and will yourself to do it. Anyone can do it!

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 09:58 PM   #22
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I've been doing a little research and to Kelly's credit, she got her act together and has put a focus on her physical fitness and she feels much better now.



She looks great

 
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I'm sure she would appreciate your appraisal

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 10:39 PM   #24
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Well, I've always liked women with a little meat on their bones. But there is of course a fine line! haha

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 11:35 PM   #25
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a fine line indeed! haha

 
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Old 05-19-2018, 04:28 AM   #26
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Haha

 
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Old 05-19-2018, 05:35 AM   #27
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Haha

 
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Old 05-19-2018, 07:21 AM   #28
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Old 05-19-2018, 09:02 AM   #29
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it's really a shame you don't believe in god fuzzy, because you're going to burn in hell

 
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Old 05-19-2018, 05:52 PM   #30
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it's really a shame you don't believe in god fuzzy, because you're going to burn in hell
I do believe in god. I simply think religions are mans best way to try and describe the spiritual forces that are prevalent in existence .

I'm a good person though. My main problem is that society is getting too soft. You have these crying centers for students upset about a Republican president winning an election and these people are gonna wilt the second life shits on em. The worlds a stone-cold place. I don't see the sense in pretending it's not and catering to some utopia mindset that isn't based in reality.

In most cases, being fat is a sign of weakness. It shows a lack of impulse control or shows that someone is simply lazy. Either way, it shows a lack of self awareness or lack of self discipline in a person which at the least is a sign of ones character flaws. That's totally fine though. We're all flawed beings, but we need to be frank about reality. No need to sugar coat things.

 
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