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08-27-2006, 12:13 PM | #1 |
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Boner's Bets: Primetime Emmy Awards
Emmy awards in a few hours! Oh boy! Oh boy! Heres Boners Bets for the Important Categories:
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry David as Himself SHOULD WIN!! The King Of Queens Kevin James as Doug Heffernan Monk USA Tony Shalhoub as Adrian Monk The Office NBC Steve Carell as Michael Scott WILL WIN! CARELL IS THE IT ACTOR NOW Two And A Half Men Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Christopher Meloni as Detective Elliot Stabler Rescue Me Denis Leary as Tommy Gavin NOT THIS YEAR, BUT EVENTUALLY Six Feet Under Peter Krause as Nate Fisher 24 Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer SHOULD WIN!!! The West Wing Martin Sheen as President Josiah Bartlet WILL WIN BECAUSE OF THE GODDAMNED LIBERAL HIPPIE HOLLYWOOD & ITS IN HIS LAST SEASON! Outstanding Lead Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie Bleak House Charles Dance as Mr. Tulkinghorn Human Trafficking Donald Sutherland as Bill Meehan Mrs. Harris Ben Kingsley as Herman Tarnower Pope John Paul Jon Voight as Pope John Paul II WILL WIN BECAUSE ITS ABOUT THE POPE Thief Andre Braugher as Nick Atwater Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series The Comeback Lisa Kudrow as Valerie Cherish Malcolm In The Middle Jane Kaczmarek as Lois The New Adventures Of Old Christine Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Christine Campbell Out Of Practice Stockard Channing as Lydia Barnes Will & Grace Debra Messing as Grace WILL WIN BECAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES TRIPE Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series The Closer Kyra Sedgwick as Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson Commander In Chief Geena Davis as Mackenzie Allen EVERBODY LOVES BROADS AS PRESIDENT Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NBC Mariska Hargitay as Detective Olivia Benson Six Feet Under Frances Conroy as Ruth Fisher The West Wing Allison Janney as C.J. Cregg Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series Arrested Development FOX Will Arnett as Gob Bluth SHOULD WIN!!!!!!! TIMES A BILLION!!! Entourage HBO Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold PIVEN IS AWESOME, BUT GOB SHOULD WIN Malcolm In The Middle FOX Bryan Cranston as Hal Two And A Half Men CBS Jon Cryer as Alan Harper Will & Grace NBC Sean Hayes as Jack WILL PROBABLY WIN DUE TO GAY MAFIA Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series Boston Legal William Shatner as Denny Crane WILL WIN BECAUSE HELL GIVE A GOOD SPEECH Huff Oliver Platt as Russell Tupper The Sopranos Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti MAYBE 24 FOX Gregory Itzin as President Charles Logan LOGAN RULES! SHOULD WIN! The West Wing Alan Alda as Arnold Vinick UP YOURS, HAWKEYE Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series Curb Your Enthusiasm Cheryl Hines as Cheryl David SHOULD/ WILL WIN! Desperate Housewives Alfre Woodard as Betty Applewhite My Name Is Earl NBC Jaime Pressly as Joy Weeds Showtime Elizabeth Perkins as Celia Hodes Will & Grace NBC Megan Mullally as Karen Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series Boston Legal ABC Candice Bergen as Shirley Schmidt WILL WIN! Greys Anatomy ABC Touchstone Television Sandra Oh as Cristina Yang Greys Anatomy ABC Touchstone Television Chandra Wilson as Dr. Bailey Huff Showtime Showtime Presents in association with Sony Pictures Television, A Bob Lowry Television Show Production, A 50 Cannon Entertainment Production Blythe Danner as Izzy Huffstodt 24 FOX Jean Smart as First Lady Martha Logan SHOULD WIN Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series Extras HBO BBC and HBO Entertainment Patrick Stewart as Himself MAKE IT SO! Extras HBO BBC and HBO Entertainment Ben Stiller as Himself Two And A Half Men CBS Chuck Lorre Productions, Inc., The Tannenbaum Company in association with Warner Bros. Television Productions, a Division of WB Studio Enterprises Inc. Martin Sheen as Harvey Will & Grace NBC KoMut Entertainment in association with NBC Studios and Three Sisters Entertainment Alec Baldwin as Malcolm Will & Grace NBC KoMut Entertainment in association with NBC Studios and Three Sisters Entertainment Leslie Jordan as Beverley Leslie Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series Boston Legal ABC David E. Kelley Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television Studios Michael J. Fox as Daniel Post WILL WIN BECAUSE HES A ____ING CRIP! Boston Legal ABC David E. Kelley Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television Studios Christian Clemenson as Jerry Hands Espenson ER NBC Constant c Productions, Amblin Television in association with Warner Bros. Television James Woods as Dr. Nate Lennox Greys Anatomy ABC Touchstone Television Kyle Chandler as Dylan Young Lost ABC Grass Skirt Productions, LLC in association with Touchstone Television Henry Ian Cusick as Desmond IF THERE IS ANY JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE, HE WILL WIN THIS AWARD! Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series Greys Anatomy ABC Touchstone Television Kate Burton as Ellis Grey Greys Anatomy ABC Touchstone Television Christina Ricci as Hannah WILL WIN BECAUSE SHES GOT A NICE RACK Huff Showtime Showtime Presents in association with Sony Pictures Television, A Bob Lowry Television Show Production, A 50 Cannon Entertainment Production Swoosie Kurtz as Madeline Sullivan Six Feet Under HBO Actual Size and the Greenblatt/Janollari Studios in association with HBO Entertainment Patricia Clarkson as Aunt Sarah Six Feet Under HBO Actual Size and the Greenblatt/Janollari Studios in association with HBO Entertainment Joanna Cassidy as Margaret Chenowith Outstanding Reality Program Antiques Roadshow PBS WGBH Educational Foundation The Dog Whisperer National Geographic Channel MPH Entertainment, Inc. in association with Emery/Sumner Productions for National Geographic Channel Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ABC Endemol USA Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List Bravo Picture This Television, Inappropriate Laughter, Inc., Bravo Penn & Teller: ________! Showtime Showtime Presents in association with Penn & Teller, A Division of Buggs and Rudy Discount Corporation, Star Price Productions, The Wolper Organization WILL WIN RE. DAMN LIBERAL MEDIA Outstanding Reality-Competition Program The Amazing Race CBS Amazing Race Productions, Inc. and Touchstone Television Productions, LLC in association with Jerry Bruckheimer Television and WorldRace Productions, Inc. SHOULD WIN / MAYBE WIN. ONLY REALITY SHOW IN HISTORY THAT DOESNT SUCK IT HARD American Idol FOX FremantleMedia N.A., Inc. & 19TV Ltd. Dancing With The Stars Project Runway Bravo Magical Elves for The Weinstein Company/Miramax, Full Picture, Bravo Survivor CBS Mark Burnett Productions in association with SEG Productions Outstanding Comedy Series Arrested Development FOX Imagine Television and The Hurwitz Company in association with 20th Century Fox Television SHOULD WIN, MAY WIN DUE TO BEING CANCELLED Curb Your Enthusiasm HBO HBO Entertainment The Office NBC Deedle Dee Productions, Reveille, LLC in association with NBC Universal Television Studios MAY WIN. HAS THE INDIE CRED THAT ARRESTED LOST, AND IS STILL ON THE AIR Scrubs NBC Touchstone Television Two And A Half Men CBS Chuck Lorre Productions, Inc., The Tannenbaum Company in association with Warner Bros. Television Productions, a Division of WB Studio Enterprises Inc. Outstanding Drama Series Greys Anatomy ABC Touchstone Television House FOX Heel and Toe Productions, Shorez Productions and Bad Hat Harry Productions in association with Universal Television Studios The Sopranos HBO Chase Films and Brad Grey Television in association with HBO Entertainment MAY WIN EVEN THOUGH THIS SEASON FUCKING BLEW 24 FOX Imagine Entertainment and 20th Century Fox Television in association with Real Time Productions SHOULD WIN!!! EVERYTHING! The West Wing NBC John Wells Productions in association with Warner Bros. Television MAY WIN DUE TO LAST SEASON / LIBERAL JACKOFF FANTASY SHOW
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08-27-2006, 12:16 PM | #2 |
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i pick Adrian Monk for every single catagory
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08-27-2006, 12:28 PM | #3 |
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08-27-2006, 12:29 PM | #4 |
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One of the few good channels on digital cable was the old TechTV. Owned by Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen (who along with co-founder, Bill Gates, has more money than God), TechTV was geeky but amusing and had a host of good onscreen personalities.
Then Allen got tired of losing money and sold it to G4 (whose principal owner is cable giant Comcast), which turned it into a TV computer gaming network that also shows endless reruns of "Star Trek" and its progeny. (I am convinced that G4 stands for "Gee, I've seen that 'Star Trek' episode 4 times.") If there is anything more boring than WATCHING video games being played on TV, I don't know ... Wait, wait, I almost forgot about televised poker. Well, it turns out that the old TechTV stars didn't just dissolve into pixels and fade away. They're back with a vengeance as podcasters. TechTV's flagship show (and my personal favorite) was "The Screen Savers." It was hosted by Leo Laporte, a former radio announcer very knowledgeable about technology and featured rotating co-hosts, including a number of lovely and geeky female cast members guaranteed to appeal to the target audience of teenage boys and young men. Today Laporte does a veritable smorgasbord of nine tech-themed podcasts. My favorite is "This Week in Tech (TWIT)" with many of the old "Screen Savers" denizens: Patrick Norton, who once tried to popularize kilts for young men, Kevin Rose, John C. Dvorak and Robert Herron among them. They sit around the digital campfire and discuss tech issues with irreverence. Another good listen is "KFI Tech Guy," a podcast of Laporte's twice-weekly call-in show on the Los Angeles radio station. All of Laporte's podcasts are available for free on Apple's iTunes Music Store or at www.twit.tv. The "Screen Savers" alumnus making it big right now is Rose, who was featured on the cover of the Aug. 14 issue of Business Week magazine with the headline: "How This Kid Made $60 Million In 18 Months." Rose has an audio and video podcast called DiggNation in which he and a co-host sit around, sometimes drink beer, and talk tech. (The language here is salty.) On the Web site www.digg.com, readers post news stories that are then rated by how many times other readers "digg" them. Both audio and video versions of the podcasts are available at iTunes and www.digg.com for free. Norton, who enjoyed destroying technology gadgets with a sledgehammer on "The Screen Savers," and Herron talk tech on their free video podcasts at DL.TV and also available on iTunes. It's nice to know the old "Screen Savers" folks are still kicking. There's even been talk of a reunion. This week's geekterm: Bar stare -- The look on your face while watching the progress bar creep across your screen during a big download. |
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08-27-2006, 12:29 PM | #5 |
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I'VE GOT THE BAR STARES FOR YOU RANDALL SANDELL
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08-27-2006, 12:32 PM | #6 | |
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08-27-2006, 02:44 PM | #7 |
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how is lost not up for best drama?
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08-27-2006, 02:45 PM | #8 |
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Entourage rules piven should definitely win!
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08-27-2006, 02:53 PM | #9 |
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man, there are osme pretty awful actors/shows nominated
kathy griffin? the fat guy from king of queens? tv sucks |
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08-27-2006, 08:38 PM | #10 |
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08-27-2006, 08:40 PM | #11 |
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Seriously, how was Lost not even nominated?
That's horseshit. |
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08-27-2006, 08:42 PM | #12 |
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lost is still on tv?.....is the fat guy still fat?
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08-27-2006, 08:56 PM | #13 |
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What if he desperately wants to lose weight and can't because of the show?
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08-27-2006, 09:00 PM | #14 |
let's see your penis!
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fuck this. i didn't expect Arnett to win even though he obviously should have, but they can't even reward the amazing finale.
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08-27-2006, 09:29 PM | #15 |
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how can a man remain that significantly overweight while being stranded on an island god knows where?
im not a watcher of Lost so if there's an explaination for it from the show let me know. |
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08-27-2006, 09:41 PM | #16 |
someone more...punk rock?
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my two dads
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08-27-2006, 09:42 PM | #17 | |
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And they do have food although your point is still valid. |
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08-27-2006, 09:45 PM | #18 |
huh
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i like what i've seen of the office
but still FUCK THE EMMYS |
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08-27-2006, 09:46 PM | #19 |
someone more...punk rock?
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I buy into the Emmy mindset (fuck everything, fuck everyone, I'm going to do what I want).
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08-27-2006, 09:48 PM | #20 |
huh
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at least 24 won though
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08-27-2006, 10:12 PM | #21 |
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go 24. 24 should go on to be a dynasty of pure winning. And they should give them retroactive emmys for their past 4 seasons as well.
Arrested snub was dire, but it did serve as a reminder for me to watch The Office. Glad Sopranos didn't win. Stupid craptacular season. |
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08-27-2006, 10:15 PM | #22 |
Immortal
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Also, The Amazing Race is the freakin' 24 of Reality Television. Only show that is actually decent.
And Conan was good, but his show is still better. Loved the running out of air gag, though. Colbert & Stewart's bit was Pure Ownage. Colbert should have won the awards Daily Show got. |
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08-27-2006, 10:18 PM | #23 |
let's see your penis!
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The Office should be winning these for the next decade, they should have given it to AD. I'm depressed.
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08-27-2006, 10:22 PM | #24 |
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AD has won in the past, dry those tears. I thought the GOB snub and the Desmond snubs (man, did they blow throw that latter category fast) were the worst misteps.
But freakin 24! Holy kolker, this is Offically The Shiznit. |
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08-27-2006, 11:22 PM | #25 |
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barry manilow over colbert
i knew i shouldve stayed away from this debacle |
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08-28-2006, 12:27 AM | #26 |
Immortal
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what category was that, anyway?
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08-28-2006, 12:47 AM | #27 | |
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INDIVIDUAL PERFORMANCE IN A VARIETY OR MUSIC PROGRAM Barry Manilow, "Barry Manilow: Music And Passion" |
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08-28-2006, 02:24 AM | #28 |
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man Jack Bauer owned all their asses
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08-28-2006, 03:00 AM | #29 |
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It would have been amazing if Keifer had whipped out the Jack Sack and thrown the Emmy inside of it and walked off stage.
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08-28-2006, 06:34 AM | #30 |
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Just read this in the paper:
A great director of "24" beat a great director of "Six Feet Under's" series finale -- widely regarded as one of the best finales since the end of "Newhart." Too bad they couldn't share a tie victory. |
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