Rocketman Kim Jong Un burning out his fuse up here alone...in HELL!!!11

[FlamingGlobes]

Well, unconfirmed. But we can hope.

Thoughts and prayers.

[Disco King]

I doubt he's dead or fallen ill. Guy is the pinnacle of physical health. He can run a three-minute mile, bench press 900 lbs., and has never let his tongue touch disgusting Western fast food.

[Squish Squash]

Karma

[FoolofaTook]

Am I the only one who thinks Kim Yo Jong is hot af?

[FoolofaTook]

I wonder if she needs a semi-lousy copyeditor for the English branch of her propaganda machine.

[pavementtune]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Well, unconfirmed. But we can hope.

Thoughts and prayers.

You should get banned for this. Netphoria's IN HELL thread titles have been a trustworthy news outlet for many years, you are turning it into fake news, that's not okay!

(Yes, I am upset because I saw the thread title on my phone and immediately checked the news.)

[Cool As Ice Cream]

would it make any difference, though, in that country?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

would it make any difference, though, in that country?

Probably about the same amount of difference we'd see if D'arcy rejoined SP.

[FoolofaTook]

Really? You don't think the death of a dictator who has no heir in a country full of military dipshits with a bunch of weapons pointed at one of the most populous cities in the world with which they are currently officially at war would "make a difference"?

[FlamingGlobes]

Another thread ruined by Took.

[Ram27]

hahahah shit did i find out about this thru netphoria

[smashingjj]

I found out about 9/11 through netphoria.

[LaBelle]

If Kim dies then his anime girl sister takes power and basically North Korea becomes a smug imouto dictatorship which is gonna unironically make dudes Juche Nazbol gang out of pure thirst what a wild fucking ride we're all in for pic.twitter.com/ZJ5LVkPt64

— ♔ AnimeMonarchist ✞ (@BasedTradWeeb) April 21, 2020

[Disco King]

I don't know what half of those words mean, but I agree

[Ram27]

translation i think: if kim dies, his sister will be in control and NK will act like a smug little sister; guys will form a national Bolshevist cult [blended with juche ideology] because she's cute

[Joey Goldberg]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Probably about the same amount of difference we'd see if D'arcy rejoined SP.

woah bro

please

a "HOT TAKE" disclaimer if you're about to go in like that!

[Joey Goldberg]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

I found out about 9/11 through netphoria.

lmao

is this serious?

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

If Kim dies then his anime girl sister takes power and basically North Korea becomes a smug imouto dictatorship which is gonna unironically make dudes Juche Nazbol gang out of pure thirst what a wild fucking ride we're all in for pic.twitter.com/ZJ5LVkPt64

— ♔ AnimeMonarchist ✞ (@BasedTradWeeb) April 21, 2020

yes i want to be her willing slave!!!

[FoolofaTook]

i mean goddamn before breakfast each morning she probably executes a dozen subversives for insolence! be still, little hobbit!

[redbreegull]

well... if he is dead, his sister is a pretty strong contender for hottest autocrat in history

[LaBelle]

Such anime villain vibes, it's chilling.

[killtrocity]

holy FUCK she is 10 times scarier than fat yun joon or whatever the fuck

Dotard is gonna have his hands full with GOGO Yubari here

[duovamp]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/26/asia/...ntl/index.html

He’s fine, just hiding from the COVID19 that definitely isn’t in the country.

[Disco King]

I think it's the virus that's hiding from him.

Soon as that shit penetrates his cell lining, his godly anti-bodies (which are also adept at protecting against the infection of American imperialism) will go, "we're not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with us."

[smashingjj]

[Shallowed]

[toase]

He's not using his steam account anymore = dead

[topleybird]

🚨 North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is brain dead after haplessly running around in circles under the growing shadow of a falling anvil only to be flattened, according to two US officials.

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) April 21, 2020

[buzzard]

We can rest assured that South Pyongan now has a new fertilizer factory and also that Un was sufficiently alive to cut the ribbon.



Unless they're pulling a Weekend at Bernie's.

[duovamp]

HAHA I WAS RIGHT GREAT FOREVER LEADER KIM JONG UN LIVES ETERNALLY