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Old 06-10-2016, 09:55 AM   #211
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remember that time monte hid out in the Port-a-Johns at the festival, hoping he could catch a turd from billy's white ass.

turns out it was just the tech toilet and they had been eating chili the night before.


little did monte know, but billy's diet is designed for him not to poo. billy hasn't pooed since 1998

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 12:33 PM   #212
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billy's diet is designed for him not to poo. billy hasn't pooed since 1998
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Bill: Remember when we were talking about how I never have to go pee when we're on stage? I have to go pee now.

Wretzky: There's a cup right behind you.

Bill: I could go pee on-stage, I guess.
9:30 Club, Washington DC, 1-6-1996

Bill never recovered from this embarrassment, he's been obsessed with poo/pee ever since

See also "If All Goes Wrong" when he schools on the proper way to poo (squatting)

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 12:38 PM   #213
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See also "If All Goes Wrong" when he schools on the proper way to poo (squatting)
was that about pooing? or peeing?

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 04:20 PM   #214
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was that about pooing? or peeing?
So untr00

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 05:16 PM   #215
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i really thought it was peeing.

don't tell me i'll have to watch it again.

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 06:39 PM   #216
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billy squats when he pees. the herpes on/in his urethra makes it difficult to aim.

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 07:40 PM   #217
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Wait so Boffo pooped on Monte?

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 08:46 PM   #218
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Wait so Boffo pooped on Monte?
no, it was someone else. borgo never made it to the pooper room.

 
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Old 06-11-2016, 01:33 PM   #219
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monte-isms.tumblr.com

This is some funny shit right here.

 
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Old 06-11-2016, 01:41 PM   #220
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"I know what i miss…. and i regret that i didn’t take it in strive.."

Holy shit this stuff is cracking me up. I'm sitting here in the library with tears streaming down my Slavic lineaments.

 
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Old 06-12-2016, 05:35 AM   #221
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Monte, the Brand Manager:

"For a long time, the neuroses of Billy's archetypically Mormon brand manager are the most interesting thing in the room. He's running the live stream, and every half-hour he emails a friend who is watching remotely to make sure that it sounds okay. He tries broadcasting a direct line from the sound board, but switches back to a USB mic after his friend writes that the audio sounds distorted. Later, I watch Brand Manager read a negative blog post about the performance with a hand over his open mouth. He checks new Google results for "'Smashing Pumpkins' OR 'Billy Corgan'". He removes critical comments about the stream from the Smashing Pumpkins Facebook page."

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/we-watch...n-of-siddartha

 
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Old 06-12-2016, 06:00 AM   #222
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free warsaw/hater!
Who is weasel?

BASHAR AL ASSAD

 
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Old 06-12-2016, 06:09 AM   #223
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pooing. he was talking about when you're curling one out.
https://youtu.be/O07tzI2Vo8Y?t=7m28s

could be either. he said "the proper way to go to the bathroom".

 
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Old 06-12-2016, 08:47 AM   #224
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https://youtu.be/O07tzI2Vo8Y?t=7m28s

could be either. he said "the proper way to go to the bathroom".
Holy shit Billy was thin. I remember now that the board was convinced that Billy got this thin by either contracting AIDS or starting a hard drug habit. It's hard to believe things changed so quickly.

Second, I also completely forgot about the two crazy girls and the Billy bust. Priceless stuff there!

 
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Old 06-14-2016, 12:13 AM   #225
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Was Monte the brand manager?

 
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Old 06-14-2016, 01:05 AM   #226
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no.

 
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Old 06-14-2016, 02:12 AM   #227
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Pooing?

https://youtu.be/S_ypr0dQHp4

 
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Old 06-14-2016, 08:53 AM   #228
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this I need someone to explain.

 
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Old 06-14-2016, 08:58 AM   #229
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the guy the show is a netphorian

 
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Old 06-14-2016, 05:43 PM   #230
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Monte, the Brand Manager:

"For a long time, the neuroses of Billy's archetypically Mormon brand manager are the most interesting thing in the room. He's running the live stream, and every half-hour he emails a friend who is watching remotely to make sure that it sounds okay. He tries broadcasting a direct line from the sound board, but switches back to a USB mic after his friend writes that the audio sounds distorted. Later, I watch Brand Manager read a negative blog post about the performance with a hand over his open mouth. He checks new Google results for "'Smashing Pumpkins' OR 'Billy Corgan'". He removes critical comments about the stream from the Smashing Pumpkins Facebook page."

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/we-watch...n-of-siddartha
It has to be Monte mentioned

 
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Old 06-14-2016, 08:05 PM   #231
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It has to be Monte mentioned
Monte's talents were endless -on land and water. Filming with the TEAM MONTE the spirit of The Smashing Pumpkins:


 
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Old 06-14-2016, 09:36 PM   #232
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Monte's talents were endless -on land and water. Filming with the TEAM MONTE the spirit of The Smashing Pumpkins:



 
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Old 06-18-2016, 05:16 AM   #233
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I've got to admit, when Crestfallen was running it was simpler and less emotionally draining to go there and look at SP news. Now that it's gone though it's good to be back here, trawling through Netphoria, searching for news about when on Earth the reissues are going to be out. I still remember the days when this forum got highest number online ever back during the Zeitgeist era... that was watching the news as it happened without any filters...

 
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Old 06-18-2016, 03:25 PM   #234
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I still remember the days when this forum got highest number online ever back during the Zeitgeist era... that was watching the news as it happened without any filters...
That was a crazy time for sure. Too bad it was a slow nosedive.

 
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Old 06-18-2016, 07:30 PM   #235
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Adding that "camera shake" effect to his videos must have taken many hours of post processing.

 
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Old 06-26-2016, 03:11 AM   #236
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Don't care how late I was to this party, this made my night! I can't believe he's real..

 
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Old 06-27-2016, 07:49 AM   #237
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He might not be. He may be part of a supertrolltrifecta including the regally. renown The Omega Concern and bElly himself

 
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Old 06-27-2016, 07:51 AM   #238
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That was a crazy time for sure. Too bad it was a slow nosedive.
I'd like to take a slow nosedive (Nose slowdive?) into YOUR MOM

 
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Old 06-28-2016, 01:33 AM   #239
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He might not be. He may be part of a supertrolltrifecta including the regally. renown The Omega Concern and bElly himself
I wonder about toc too because why the fuck would he hang around here otherwise

 
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Old 06-28-2016, 04:53 PM   #240
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surely not because he is a lonely loser.

no, no it can't be that. surely not.

 
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