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Old 06-06-2016, 03:45 PM   #211
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Billy/Smashing Pumpkins appear to have gotten competent management in the last few years. I would not be surprised if they made Billy tell Monte to fuck off.

 
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Old 06-06-2016, 07:01 PM   #212
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Billy/Smashing Pumpkins appear to have gotten competent management in the last few years. I would not be surprised if they made Billy tell Monte to fuck off.

 
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Old 06-06-2016, 09:20 PM   #213
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I love monte threads they always lift up my self of steam

 
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Old 06-07-2016, 12:04 AM   #214
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true

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Old 06-07-2016, 12:05 AM   #215
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A date for me requires me to make the girl a custom CD to be consider a date

good advice

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Old 06-07-2016, 02:48 PM   #216
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I want more info on two points of montesque-ness:

1. The cruise: What, when, where, who, and, most especially, WHY.

2. microPENIS

Plz and Thank U

 
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:49 PM   #217
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MonteLDS ‏@MonteLDS Jan 17

This was cool to on our walk today

you guys notice the number of the house

double thirteen? is this an omen? remember, there are no coincidencies.

 
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Old 06-09-2016, 02:02 AM   #218
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Does anyone know Monte's exact height? I'm placing an order for a custom RealDoll, and I want it to be as accurate as possible.

 
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Old 06-09-2016, 07:45 AM   #219
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Different mix of disarm being sample. just bells and vilion and chelo

 
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Old 06-09-2016, 08:00 AM   #220
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Personally: I love chelo. Way cooler than vilion

 
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Old 06-09-2016, 08:31 AM   #221
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All appointments are subject to an hour ninmuim, followed by 15 minutes intervals.

 
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Old 06-09-2016, 11:56 AM   #222
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It's says "Dallas"

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 06:04 AM   #223
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It's says "Dallas"
Oh I forgot that gem.

Really we need to make a wiki for this stuff.

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 10:13 AM   #224
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U guyys thunk ur all that cuz u know montes inside jokes without sharing



 
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Old 06-10-2016, 10:55 AM   #225
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remember that time monte hid out in the Port-a-Johns at the festival, hoping he could catch a turd from billy's white ass.

turns out it was just the tech toilet and they had been eating chili the night before.


little did monte know, but billy's diet is designed for him not to poo. billy hasn't pooed since 1998

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 01:33 PM   #226
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billy's diet is designed for him not to poo. billy hasn't pooed since 1998
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Bill: Remember when we were talking about how I never have to go pee when we're on stage? I have to go pee now.

Wretzky: There's a cup right behind you.

Bill: I could go pee on-stage, I guess.
9:30 Club, Washington DC, 1-6-1996

Bill never recovered from this embarrassment, he's been obsessed with poo/pee ever since

See also "If All Goes Wrong" when he schools on the proper way to poo (squatting)

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 01:38 PM   #227
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See also "If All Goes Wrong" when he schools on the proper way to poo (squatting)
was that about pooing? or peeing?

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 05:20 PM   #228
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was that about pooing? or peeing?
So untr00

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 06:16 PM   #229
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i really thought it was peeing.

don't tell me i'll have to watch it again.

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 07:39 PM   #230
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billy squats when he pees. the herpes on/in his urethra makes it difficult to aim.

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 08:40 PM   #231
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Wait so Boffo pooped on Monte?

 
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Old 06-10-2016, 09:46 PM   #232
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Wait so Boffo pooped on Monte?
no, it was someone else. borgo never made it to the pooper room.

 
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Old 06-11-2016, 02:33 PM   #233
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monte-isms.tumblr.com

This is some funny shit right here.

 
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Old 06-11-2016, 02:41 PM   #234
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"I know what i miss…. and i regret that i didn’t take it in strive.."

Holy shit this stuff is cracking me up. I'm sitting here in the library with tears streaming down my Slavic lineaments.

 
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Old 06-12-2016, 06:35 AM   #235
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Monte, the Brand Manager:

"For a long time, the neuroses of Billy's archetypically Mormon brand manager are the most interesting thing in the room. He's running the live stream, and every half-hour he emails a friend who is watching remotely to make sure that it sounds okay. He tries broadcasting a direct line from the sound board, but switches back to a USB mic after his friend writes that the audio sounds distorted. Later, I watch Brand Manager read a negative blog post about the performance with a hand over his open mouth. He checks new Google results for "'Smashing Pumpkins' OR 'Billy Corgan'". He removes critical comments about the stream from the Smashing Pumpkins Facebook page."

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/we-watch...n-of-siddartha

 
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Old 06-12-2016, 07:00 AM   #236
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free warsaw/hater!
Who is weasel?

BASHAR AL ASSAD

 
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Old 06-12-2016, 07:09 AM   #237
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pooing. he was talking about when you're curling one out.
https://youtu.be/O07tzI2Vo8Y?t=7m28s

could be either. he said "the proper way to go to the bathroom".

 
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Old 06-12-2016, 09:47 AM   #238
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https://youtu.be/O07tzI2Vo8Y?t=7m28s

could be either. he said "the proper way to go to the bathroom".
Holy shit Billy was thin. I remember now that the board was convinced that Billy got this thin by either contracting AIDS or starting a hard drug habit. It's hard to believe things changed so quickly.

Second, I also completely forgot about the two crazy girls and the Billy bust. Priceless stuff there!

 
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Old 06-14-2016, 01:13 AM   #239
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Was Monte the brand manager?

 
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Old 06-14-2016, 02:05 AM   #240
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