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Old 05-11-2016, 04:33 PM   #121
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I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the autism spectrum. The trouble with bringing that up is that it's an insult to the autistic

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 06:03 PM   #122
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Old 05-11-2016, 06:06 PM   #123
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That's a horrible insult to Lesbians.
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Old 05-11-2016, 06:15 PM   #124
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Remember when monte was made dictator, I mean moderator of this forum for like a week.

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 06:19 PM   #125
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remember when monty was made dictator of the Lucky 13. that never accomplished anything.

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:35 PM   #126
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remember when everyone had avatars based off the variation of the monteLDS logo/avatar

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 11:49 PM   #127
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:38 AM   #128
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She kissed me!! and her name isn't Jen!

Post by MonteLDS on Fri Apr 04, 2003 2:33 am



yes that right. this girl i know Shannon who i have known for the past 3 months who i have only hung out with twice and today was our 3rd time. Well we hung out and well it was more so she needed a ride and i was just taking her. Anyways. when i got her home. she said "can i kiss you" and before i really got to say anything she kissed me. And I have no idea what to do...

some 411

So this is my little story

*turns on Spin Doctors - Two Princes* (if you have this song feel free to turn it on.. ya I know it should be two princess, but hey whatever)

So there is this girl Jen. She is LDS (note that I prefer to date LDS girls). And she is way awesome (to put it lightly). I adore her smile and that she is a very active LDS girl. She calls me *note she calls me* every other 2/3 days. She is always so exciting to talk to. Online, on the phone or in person. And when I hear from her in any form I smile big

There is one draw back though. She is dating around, so there are two other guys who she is seeing. So that a bummer cause like most human I desire exclusive companionship. But I support the idea that you look around for the right kind of person that you exclusively date. So that is my dilemma. Also she lives 75 miles away. So their dilemma number two.


Now there is a second girl in my life. message board just a one time looking up about who Zwan was. Anyways she lives 10 minutes away from my house. She and I have hung out twice in the 3 months we have known each other. (tonite will be number 3). Well she likes me. *I don’t know why*

But there is a problem, she smokes (really something I don’t like) and she is not LDS which isn’t bad, but I much more prefer to date an LDS girl. Anyways the biggest problem is even though she likes me she “flakes” on me a lot. That why this is only time number 3. She has invited me to hang out and what not like 20 times and it never happens. The last time we hung out it was 2am in the morning she asked if I could hang out, I was asleep. But ya whatever. She is really cute and I was kind of in the grove of whatever.

So anyways what do you think about my love triangle?

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:43 AM   #129
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How old is Monte of Latter Day Saints?

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:47 AM   #130
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aw, this is sad.
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i bought the cows!

Post by MonteLDS on Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:08 pm

So theirs this movie, that is called Johnny Lingo that was made by BYU films about an island people who would bargain for their bride by paying in cows. Their was a girl who was named Mahana and she was consider ugly and useless by her father. Johnny Lingo was a very handsome man and very desirable among all the women. Also Johnny Lingo is a shrud island trader and many of the island people were saying that Johnny Lingo was such a trader that he would only pay 1 cow. Some people said that if Mahana father asked for one cow Johnny Lingo would settle with the hoofs and the horns. The women would also say how their husband spent 3 cows or 4 cows on them. And the women would be very proud. When Johnny Lingo came; he & Mahana father sat and spoke. As the island people watched on to listen to what Johnny Lingo might pay for Mahana the father said that he wanted 3 cows, and all the islanders laughed at him for the whole town saw Mahana as ugly & worthless. Johnny Lingo held his hand up to stop the laughter and said "3 cows is many, but not enough for Mahana; I will pay 8 cows!" All the people were shocked! No one on the entire island had ever been bought at 8 cows. The next day Johnny Lingo came with all 8 cows.

Now the reason he paid so much was to lift Mahana self esteem. Cause all the women would boast about how many cows their husband bought them for. And Johnny Lingo said "how does a woman feel if she is only bought for two or one cow"

Now to the reason why I told you this story.

Being this is a VERY well known BYU film. All LDS families know about it. So yesterday I went and picked up 10 small plastic cows from Toys R Us and a larger stuff animal cow to ask for Jennifer hand. The parents and I talked and they are good with me asking their daughter.

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Just in time for the holiday season too.

Have you discussed marriage with Jen in the past, or is this going to be a (total) surprise?
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ya we have discussed a lot. I have been pretty straight forward with her for the past 3 oe 4 months that I am just dating her to marry her. So if she feels that we are going no where to exit right stage..

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below is the picture of the ring set

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no matter how romantic you are it does not make up for bad timing

NEWS BREAK: I won't be getting engaged, at least not right now. She doesn't feel it is right time so it isn't the right time for us, it has to come natural for us both, right? Well let me be very breif here

I do not know if I will be sticking around for her cause she lives so far away (79 miles one way) and I go down there twice a week.

Do I Love her? YES abosuotly. But does that mean that I should wait for something that might never be.

The choice to stay or go really is killing me. When I make my choice I will let you know. For now I am not going be posting, but i will check the board most likely for the next 2 or 3 days to see replies.

Thanks for your support

-Monte, Jonathan

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:48 AM   #131
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How old is Monte of Latter Day Saints?
i believe he's now 35-ish.

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 01:56 AM   #132
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Post by MonteLDS on Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:51 pm

I can't believe it. But i will no longer being their front desk boy here.

I thought when he brought me in he was going have me talk about my IT idea. but instead he said I will be stop working here. And on Friday I will be working for him. I was like HOLY COW! 1st James Iha is the reason the pumpkins broke up and now this!

So ya he wants me to have a bussiness plan by Friday. OK CDRLabs I need your HELP! help me start a bussiness plan ASAP!~

Monte, Jonathan

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 02:39 AM   #133
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I found it odd that he never post his dating stories of his wife. Must have been arraigned, or mail-order.

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 02:42 AM   #134
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monte is cool
monte is sweet
he rocks my crotch
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Old 05-12-2016, 08:10 AM   #135
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in a way aren't we all monte
Your life is not your own...

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 08:20 AM   #136
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As a boy I was close buddies with a Mormon brother/sister combo who lived down the street and they were similarly obsessed and vocal about dating/marriage. The brother would worriedly nitpick the pros/cons of the girls he was dating exactly like monte's musings, and the sister spent hours on the phone describing in detail for me why it was a good idea for us to get married (this before we'd ever even been on a date, or kissed, or even flirted).

It makes me kinda sad that Mormon kids go through this. Adolescence is difficult enough without your whole fucken religion breathing down your neck about making the right choice of life partner

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 02:44 PM   #137
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I second the person who suggested we change this place to Montyphoria, but go ahead and leave 1 thread at the bottom of the page sticky'd for all smashing pumpkins stuff (in case i get the urge to reminisce the arising! tour or whatever else pumpkins we still talk about here).

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 03:58 PM   #138
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I showed a friend the Monte dating posts and she told it's all perfectly normal for mormons.

They are really into silly dating games like this so that post where Monte is going on about telling a girl how good he is at dates and the crap he posted is perfectly normal for them.

Monte probably has no clue why we think this shit is nuts.

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 04:30 PM   #139
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Old 05-12-2016, 04:38 PM   #140
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well at least they get free choice of their spouse

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 07:56 PM   #141
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Old 05-12-2016, 09:36 PM   #142
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Old 05-12-2016, 09:49 PM   #143
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It makes sense that the Smashing Pumpkins superfan would be a fucking weirdo!

 
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It makes sense that the Smashing Pumpkins superfan would be a fucking weirdo!

abosuotly

 
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haha oh man, that's absolute gold. Legendary stuff right there

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 11:44 PM   #146
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thanks for the laughs CAIC. I was literally cracking up the whole time reading all of those CDR forum postings. Absolute comedy gold. It's been so long since I've read those and they're more hilarious than ever

 
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Old 05-13-2016, 03:26 AM   #147
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weird and just stupid. ive seen enough over the years. this kid is a rétard.

 
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Old 05-13-2016, 05:07 PM   #148
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Is Monte still in a love triangle or did one of them exit right stage?

 
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