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Old 05-12-2016, 02:39 AM   #121
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I found it odd that he never post his dating stories of his wife. Must have been arraigned, or mail-order.

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 02:42 AM   #122
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monte is cool
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Old 05-12-2016, 08:10 AM   #123
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in a way aren't we all monte
Your life is not your own...

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 08:20 AM   #124
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As a boy I was close buddies with a Mormon brother/sister combo who lived down the street and they were similarly obsessed and vocal about dating/marriage. The brother would worriedly nitpick the pros/cons of the girls he was dating exactly like monte's musings, and the sister spent hours on the phone describing in detail for me why it was a good idea for us to get married (this before we'd ever even been on a date, or kissed, or even flirted).

It makes me kinda sad that Mormon kids go through this. Adolescence is difficult enough without your whole fucken religion breathing down your neck about making the right choice of life partner

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 02:44 PM   #125
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I second the person who suggested we change this place to Montyphoria, but go ahead and leave 1 thread at the bottom of the page sticky'd for all smashing pumpkins stuff (in case i get the urge to reminisce the arising! tour or whatever else pumpkins we still talk about here).

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 03:58 PM   #126
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I showed a friend the Monte dating posts and she told it's all perfectly normal for mormons.

They are really into silly dating games like this so that post where Monte is going on about telling a girl how good he is at dates and the crap he posted is perfectly normal for them.

Monte probably has no clue why we think this shit is nuts.

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 04:30 PM   #127
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Old 05-12-2016, 04:38 PM   #128
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well at least they get free choice of their spouse

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 07:56 PM   #129
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Old 05-12-2016, 09:36 PM   #130
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who how where when

but never why
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Old 05-12-2016, 09:49 PM   #131
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It makes sense that the Smashing Pumpkins superfan would be a fucking weirdo!

 
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Old 05-12-2016, 11:10 PM   #132
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It makes sense that the Smashing Pumpkins superfan would be a fucking weirdo!

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Old 05-13-2016, 03:26 AM   #133
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It makes sense that *insert anything here* superfan would be a fucking weirdo!
weird and just stupid. ive seen enough over the years. this kid is a rétard.

 
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Old 05-13-2016, 05:07 PM   #134
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Old 05-13-2016, 09:09 PM   #135
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Old 05-14-2016, 04:05 AM   #136
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Is Monte still in a love triangle or did one of them exit right stage?

 
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Old 05-14-2016, 02:44 PM   #137
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The Grove Of Whatever is my favorite '70s prog-rock band.

 
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Old 05-14-2016, 02:48 PM   #138
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Erm... I was at work. Jenni (who is staying with me for the week) was bored, and he invited his self over to keep her company... She was making dinner for the two of them and he tried to steal something of mine. She told him not to and, he tried again.

Yeah, that kinda made no sense cause I am getting an incredible back massage at the moment. Deal with it.

 
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Old 05-14-2016, 02:52 PM   #139
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I have been pretty straight forward with her for the past 3 oe 4 months that I am just dating her to marry her.

 
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Old 05-14-2016, 05:29 PM   #140
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Billy is no longer slipping it in montes golden tablets.

 
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Old 05-17-2016, 02:27 AM   #141
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Old 05-17-2016, 10:41 AM   #142
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to wHATcOLOR again.

 
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Old 05-17-2016, 01:44 PM   #143
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monty is doing quite well these days. he's left his mediocre job in it* and is now a successful crack whore.


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Old 05-17-2016, 01:44 PM   #144
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he bartered his wife for two packs of condoms.

 
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Old 05-17-2016, 01:47 PM   #145
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if people sing disarm - with out any miss steaks! - while he sucks them off, they get thirty percent off.

 
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Old 05-17-2016, 01:47 PM   #146
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serving the cities off of and between the 580 / 680 / 24 / 13 loop.

 
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Old 05-17-2016, 04:00 PM   #147
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I on the other hand prefer to revel in his most high mormonisms, such as the infinitely immortal:

"So their dilemma number two."

which, to be justly true, must be one of the most aesthetically pleasing sentences ever conceived of in the language of English.

 
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Old 05-17-2016, 06:19 PM   #148
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Old 05-17-2016, 06:20 PM   #149
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Really dumb thread at this point, but I would like to echo something I'm sure others have asked before.. Does this guy purposely use horrible grammar? I seem to remember at one time he tried to say he was doing that just because so many poked fun at it...but yeah, clearly the dude hasn't used a spell check for goddamn anything he's ever posted or "published" on the internet..

Sure maybe a bunch of SP fans on a message board laughing about it doesn't phase him, but when you go to his website and see the same kind of grammar (or lack thereof) as everything else he's involved with it's just ridiculous that even all these years later it hasn't changed.. I can't fathom how you couldn't at least ask a friend to do some proof-reading/checking of some kind when you've got a supposed professional website with barely any text offering 'professional' IT services...

Also, all the boasting about dating "so many girls before this one" or whatever the fuck is so lame. Speaking from experience, it's very easy to get laid without the use of any construction paper.
he speaks the way he types. not the mispelled words. but the awkward sentence structure. also he seems to have a problem making eye contact

 
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Old 05-17-2016, 11:12 PM   #150
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Really dumb thread at this point, but I would like to echo something I'm sure others have asked before.. Does this guy purposely use horrible grammar? I seem to remember at one time he tried to say he was doing that just because so many poked fun at it...but yeah, clearly the dude hasn't used a spell check for goddamn anything he's ever posted or "published" on the internet..

Sure maybe a bunch of SP fans on a message board laughing about it doesn't phase him, but when you go to his website and see the same kind of grammar (or lack thereof) as everything else he's involved with it's just ridiculous that even all these years later it hasn't changed.. I can't fathom how you couldn't at least ask a friend to do some proof-reading/checking of some kind when you've got a supposed professional website with barely any text offering 'professional' IT services...

Also, all the boasting about dating "so many girls before this one" or whatever the fuck is so lame. Speaking from experience, it's very easy to get laid without the use of any construction paper.

His main language is code. As I mentioned earlier, good thing for the haters he is a mormon, else there'd be a much better chance of him being a vindictive mofo and fuck all y'alls lives over.

 
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