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Old 05-09-2016, 10:09 PM   #91
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Old 05-09-2016, 10:09 PM   #92
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was that Monty personal IT support website link that's been bouncing around here really THAT Monty? That joint is pretty funny, ain't gonna lie. What professional would go to that website and come away thinking "I'd like to retain this person's IT services"?
yes, absolutely is his

 
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Old 05-09-2016, 10:18 PM   #93
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Monte is like a real life sitcom character

 
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Old 05-10-2016, 12:58 AM   #94
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Monte carries cash. Monte looks out for those around him — woman, friend, stranger. Monte can cook eggs. Monte can always find something good to watch on television. Monte makes things — a rock wall, a table, the tuition money. Monte rebuilds — engines, watches, fortunes. He passes along expertise, one man to the next. Know-how survives him. This is immortality. Monte can speak to dogs. Monte fantasizes that kung fu lives deep inside him somewhere. Monte knows how to sneak a look at a nice package and doesn't care if he gets busted once in a while. Monte is mediocre at his job. It doesn't matter what his job is, because if Monte doesn't like his job, he gets a new one.

Monte can look you up and down and figure some things out. Before you say a word, he makes you. From your suitcase, from your watch, from your posture. Monte infers.

Monte owns up. Monte grasps his mistakes. He lays claim to who he is, and what he was.

Some mistakes, though, he lets pass if no one notices. Like stealing SP bootlegs.

Monte doesn't point out that he did the dishes.

Monte knows how to bust balls.

Monte welcomes the coming of age. It frees him. It allows him to assume the upper hand and teaches him when to step aside.

Monte does not rely on rationalizations or explanations.

Monte gets the door. Without thinking.

Monte stops traffic when he must.

Monte resists formulations, questions belief, embraces ambiguity without making a fetish out of it.

Monte knows his tools and how to use them — just the ones he needs. Knows which monitor is for what, how to find the stud, when to use galvanized nails.

Monte knows how to lose an afternoon. Dancing on camera, driving his Miata aimlessly, planning dates.

Monte knows how to lose a month, also.

Monte is comfortable being alone. Loves being alone, actually.

Monte understands the basic mechanics of the planet. Or he can close one eye, look up at the sun, and tell you what time of day it is. Or where north is. He can tell you where you might find something to eat or where the fish run. He understands electricity or the internal-combustion engine, the mechanics of flight or how to figure a pitcher's ERA. He is confused about population statistics.

Monte does not know everything. He doesn't try. He likes what other men know.

Monte can tell you he was wrong. That he did wrong. That he planned to. He can tell you when he is lost. He can apologize, even if sometimes it's just to put an end to the bickering.

Monte does not wither at the thought of dancing. But it is generally to be avoided.

Monte watches. Sometimes he goes and sits at an auction knowing he won't spend a dime, witnessing the temptation and the maneuvering of others. Sometimes he stands on the street corner watching the children. This is not about quietude so much as collection. It is not about meditation so much as considering. Monte refracts his vision and gains acuity. This serves him in every way. No one taught him this — to be quiet, to cipher, to watch. In this way, in these moments, Monte is like a zoo animal: both captive and free. You cannot take your eyes off Monte when he is like that. You shouldn't. The hell if you know what he is thinking, who he is, or what he will do next.

 
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Old 05-10-2016, 03:08 AM   #95
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when i met monte he grabbed me by the hood of my sweatshirt like an asshole to stop me from jaywalking. he patronized our waitress. and his mom had to stop him from recording me at weird moments. thank god for that weird lady.

 
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Old 05-10-2016, 03:20 AM   #96
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Old 05-10-2016, 03:22 AM   #97
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this is how mail bombers are born

 
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Old 05-10-2016, 04:53 PM   #98
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i just want to say thank u to everyone who contributed to this thread. tears of mirth have been squirting out of the corners of my cavernous slavic eyeholes as I read of the legendary exploits of the worthy Monty.

 
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Old 05-10-2016, 04:53 PM   #99
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id hit it

 
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Old 05-10-2016, 06:28 PM   #100
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He's one creepy ass mother fucker.

 
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Old 05-10-2016, 08:39 PM   #101
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Is this actually the an infamous result of Monte taking pictures of Yo Soy sleeping on the video shoot?

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 12:06 AM   #102
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If you're really that upset you should just post it.
my SP archives are not what they used to be

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 12:07 AM   #103
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also, i met monte at a show in 2008 and he was a geniunely nice dude

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 12:10 AM   #104
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was that Monty personal IT support website link that's been bouncing around here really THAT Monty? That joint is pretty funny, ain't gonna lie. What professional would go to that website and come away thinking "I'd like to retain this person's IT services"?
a website with no contact info. only on referral. the boy knows he's hated


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when i met monte he grabbed me by the hood of my sweatshirt like an asshole to stop me from jaywalking. he patronized our waitress. and his mom had to stop him from recording me at weird moments. thank god for that weird lady.
I'm sorry you were raped. you should have pressed charges and sent him to prison.

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 12:35 AM   #105
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also, i met monte at a show in 2008 and he was a geniunely nice dude

I first met Monte at The Edge in Palo Alto just before the RTP tour. I was first in line for tix, he showed up 2nd. Dressed in the Zero outfit, he introduced himself and asked if I would like a bootleg copy of Machina. Things got caught up so much that day he and Candy Potter ended up spending the night at my place the evening before the show.

What was amazing was that towards the end of that show, the whole crowd started chanting "Jonathon!!! Jonathon!!! Jonathon!!!" in an attempt to get him on stage with the band. lol. Billy had no idea what the fuck was going. It was hilarious.

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:12 AM   #106
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*puts on two princes

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:20 AM   #107
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Old 05-11-2016, 09:15 AM   #108
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MonteLDS says (9:35 AM):
Its like 55 here
MonteLDS says (9:35 AM):
which is who knows in C
Andrew says (9:36 AM):
yea i dont know what 55 is
MonteLDS says (9:36 AM):
It Would be very very hot to u if in C
this is actually the scariest part for me
12 C or 55F is not a very hot temperature.. it's not even warm
which means he thought that 55C would be like, 200C or something, and since 200 is a big number ----> very very hot..

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 10:11 AM   #109
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i believe he meant that 55 C ("55 in C") would be very hot. which is correct.

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 10:32 AM   #110
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Remember when someone put a copy of MACHINA II on eBay and monte threatened them and made them take down their auction?

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 10:32 AM   #111
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Monte is a useless cunt

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 10:43 AM   #112
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lol true true

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 11:20 AM   #113
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If I didn't know this was monte, I'd swear it was a lesbian

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 04:32 PM   #114
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Monte is a useless cunt


Takes one to know one.

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 05:31 PM   #115
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If I didn't know this was monte, I'd swear it was a lesbian
That's a horrible insult to Lesbians.

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 05:33 PM   #116
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I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the autism spectrum. The trouble with bringing that up is that it's an insult to the autistic

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:03 PM   #117
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He's beginning to even dress like Corgan

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:06 PM   #118
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That's a horrible insult to Lesbians.
i'm sorry

it's probably Mosaic Down Syndrome

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:15 PM   #119
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Remember when monte was made dictator, I mean moderator of this forum for like a week.

 
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:19 PM   #120
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remember when monty was made dictator of the Lucky 13. that never accomplished anything.

 
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