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Old 05-07-2016, 05:59 PM   #31
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I did not save his alleged dick pics, no.

 
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Old 05-07-2016, 08:08 PM   #32
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Can someone post that Baby Lets Rock video? I can't seem to find it anymore
I got you covered.

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Old 05-07-2016, 08:15 PM   #33
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Wow, what the heck was that?

monte is fascinating. I would happily buy and read the unofficial biography of Monte
That video changed my life

 
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Old 05-07-2016, 10:08 PM   #34
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so you traded a shitty life for a shitty life

great job

 
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Old 05-07-2016, 10:53 PM   #35
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I did not save his alleged dick pics, no.
Say who and the what now?

 
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Old 05-08-2016, 01:39 AM   #36
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Wow I really like this. Brings back some good memories. It also makes me like Pakula

 
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Old 05-08-2016, 04:14 AM   #37
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Say who and the what now?
Someone was on one of the netphoria chat things pretending to be you and posted their/someone's dick pics. It obviously wasn't you because he or she doesn't have the same grammatical quirks in his or her wriiting that you do (no offense or anything, it was just obvious it wasn't you).

 
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Old 05-08-2016, 05:25 AM   #38
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I got you covered.

http://www39.zippyshare.com/v/Nzc1VF6M/file.html


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oh my
thank you so much!

does anyone else have montelds videos
didn't he do a video clip where he's walking around in a top hat or something?

united states video, anyone?

 
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Old 05-08-2016, 05:58 AM   #39
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oh my
thank you so much!

does anyone else have montelds videos
didn't he do a video clip where he's walking around in a top hat or something?

united states video, anyone?
This is the only other one I have. Not entirely sure why...

http://www97.zippyshare.com/v/VX7u6SVB/file.html

 
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Old 05-08-2016, 06:08 AM   #40
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brilliant

 
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Old 05-08-2016, 06:25 AM   #41
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http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=162886
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MonteLDS says (9:35 AM):
Its like 55 here
MonteLDS says (9:35 AM):
which is who knows in C
Andrew says (9:36 AM):
yea i dont know what 55 is
MonteLDS says (9:36 AM):
It Would be very very hot to u if in C
Andrew says (9:38 AM):
Did you know that the U.S. and Belize are like the only two countries in the world still using Fahrenheit
Andrew says (9:39 AM):
55 = 12C
MonteLDS says (9:39 AM):
Thank goodness
Andrew says (9:40 AM):
thats not a good thing
MonteLDS says (9:40 AM):
Pfff
Andrew says (9:41 AM):
Why does America resist the metric system? its easier to use and is used by 99% of the world
MonteLDS says (9:41 AM):
A couple of billion ppl changing to C would be pretty stupid
MonteLDS says (9:41 AM):
Yuck to that too
Andrew says (9:41 AM):
??? its only america that hasn't changed to C, last time I checked you didn't have a few billion people
MonteLDS says (9:42 AM):
U figure out a way to teach billions of ppl a new system
Andrew says (9:42 AM):
billions live in the U.S.?
MonteLDS says (9:42 AM):
We have more than cannada and that all that matters
MonteLDS says (9:42 AM):
Check wiki
MonteLDS says (9:42 AM):
I got to go
MonteLDS says (4:35 PM):
So what does the usa have half a billion
Andrew says (4:36 PM):
http://www.census.gov/main/www/popclock.html
Andrew says (4:36 PM):
how do you not know this?
Andrew says (4:37 PM):
i find it somewhat disturbing that you thought billions of people live in the U.S.
MonteLDS says (4:37 PM):
Because I don't read census pages
Andrew says (4:37 PM):
its fairly common knowledge that 300million live in the u.s. and there is 6+ billion in the world
MonteLDS says (4:38 PM):
I think it is b/c all of these "joke" cities we have
Andrew says (4:38 PM):
are you not taught things like this in american schools?
MonteLDS says (4:39 PM):
Do u know how long ago It was since I was in school taught this kind of pointless info
Andrew says (4:40 PM):
its not pointless info, the fact you don't know simple stuff like this shows a great level of ignorance
MonteLDS says (4:40 PM):
The argument is trying to tell a large num of ppl that we need to start using the crappy metric system and temps in c
MonteLDS says (4:40 PM):
So u think your all that b/c u know how many ppl are in the usa
MonteLDS says (4:41 PM):
Give me a break
MonteLDS says (4:42 PM):
That's just arrogance on your part
Andrew says (4:42 PM):
The point is 6.3 billion people in the world, roughly 96% of the whole worlds population uses the metric system, why is your country still using out dated inefficent system
MonteLDS says (4:43 PM):
Yes and everyone thought the world was flat too
Andrew says (4:44 PM):
a lot of people in your country still do
MonteLDS says (4:44 PM):
Here do u get this arrogant idea frok
MonteLDS says (4:44 PM):
From*
MonteLDS says (4:45 PM):
I am possibly going lose cell signal as I go thru the backroads
Andrew says (4:45 PM):
you are the one coming off as arrogant trying to defend Americas non-use of the metric system
MonteLDS says (4:45 PM):
Just as a fair warning
Andrew says (4:45 PM):
k
MonteLDS says (4:45 PM):
We don't have to use the metric system is what I am saying
Andrew says (4:47 PM):
why do you resist using it though when all other countries in the world have converted over to it, your isolated as one of the only that still uses it, practically all scentific research is done in metric even in the U.S. but America as a society resists changing for no real logical reason
MonteLDS says (4:52 PM):
Because we would have to reteacj millions
MonteLDS says (4:53 PM):
Its not that easy
Andrew says (4:53 PM):
the rest of the world did it, 6+ billion people
MonteLDS says (4:56 PM):
Good for them
MonteLDS says (4:56 PM):
The USA is the largest country doing it this way
MonteLDS says (4:56 PM):
I don't know the history of this.. But u sure seem to
Andrew says (4:57 PM):
so your main reason for not switching is that you are too lazy to relearn and couldn't be bothered to even phase it in over 20 years?
MonteLDS says (4:57 PM):
No, that is your tag for a reason
Andrew says (4:57 PM):
the USA is one of the only remaining countries doing it this way
MonteLDS says (4:57 PM):
We don't have to change at world opion
Andrew says (5:00 PM):
well its a backward inefficent system thats why the rest of the world moved away from it, america doesn't have to change but its isolated as one of the only countries that still uses it, its obsolete
MonteLDS says (5:07 PM):
The USA is still a world leader
MonteLDS says (5:07 PM):
Despite
Andrew says (5:10 PM):
that has nothing to do with this argument about metric
Andrew says (5:10 PM):
do you mind if i post this metric debate we have had on Netphoria? I want to get other people input on it
MonteLDS says (5:19 PM):
Sure
MonteLDS says (5:19 PM):
I don't care
Andrew says (5:19 PM):
haha ok
MonteLDS says (5:20 PM):
The fact that the USA is still a world leader was to point out the whole metric thing is meaning less in the big scheme of things
Andrew says (5:21 PM):
you don't know what you are talking about

 
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Old 05-08-2016, 06:52 AM   #42
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I never post here very much. i read a handful of things here and there, but stayed rather quiet. Not talking about my life like i use to, but i thought meh- I would just bring up this recent news!

Hope everyone is doing well!

I had met a really great girl on Dec 2nd. Her name is Amy and she is very cute and was a delight to talk to. I chose to ask her out. I had told her about how I like to do big wow dates that consequently cost a handful of money. She said that she would "love to go out with me" but she wanted to make it hard on me by giving me a $30 limit. This was except able by me and was praised by others. Many of my friends said that she would be worth dating for having such integrity by not expressing that she wanted to do something amazing and costly.

Amy and I ended up talking on the phone a lot. And shortly after several days in a row of talking to her I found that we clicked. She was obviously the kind of girl I have wanted to date all my life. Sweet, easy to talk to, willing to be open with me and loves the church of which we both are committed to. Plus she loves to cook which is a HUGE plus! She is by far the best girl that I have meet this year. And I have done a lot of dates (13+ different girls)

I wanted to prove to Amy that I could give her an amazing date. I told her that this date was going be one we could look back at and say 'wow, that was a really cool date!' So I had planed our date to be done as follows.

I would greet her at her door and give her a paper flower i made that request she put a memory of our date on each petal.

I also had written a letter and had a box wrapped up

the letter read as follows:

Enclosed are two crowns.
One marked for Amy and one marked for Jonathan
Please take the crown of your counter partner and read the inscriptions aloud
Starting with Jonathan reading the inscription to Amy and then Amy to Jonathan.
Then crown each other.

Sincerely His Grace-
The King

Inside the box where the 2 crowns from burger king that i had placed our names on. here is a picture of them.
http://www.monteit.com/crown.jpg

and had these inscriptions that read the following

Amy's Crown:
Rules of being a Princess
A princess must always act
in a princess fashion.
She must remember that she is
royalty and always expect to be treated
as such.

Things a Princess Must Remember:
1) A princess will never need to open any door. As royalty she is entitled to all doors to be open for her by a fair prince.
2) A princess should always show thanks for that of which she receives.
3) A princess needs not to always wear her crown if she should chose to remove it. But she should never forget that she is royalty.
4) A princess should always be with a fair prince until she wishes to dismiss him

Perks of being a Princess

She gets to spend time
with a fair prince instead of some frog.

The Authority of a Princess

A princess has the right; as all women
do, to make a choice to show affection,
to except or decline affection from a prince. Along with the divine authority to rebuke any
unwanted affection however she may please


Jonathan's Crown:

Rules of being a Prince
A prince must always act as
a fair prince, willing to protect
his princess of which he is
courting, even if just for an evening

Things a Prince Must Remember:
1) A prince must open ever door for his princess with a smile. He should never be slow to opening a door.
2) A prince should always be thankful for the honor of being with a princess.
3) A prince needs not to always wear his crown unless he is accompanying a princess whom is wearing hers.
4) A prince should always be with his princess until she wishes to dismiss him

Perks of being a Prince
He gets to spend time with a beautiful princess

The Authority of a Prince
A prince has the right to treat a princess with100% respect. This is as far as his authority reaches.


From here we crown each other. And walk out her door to my car. At my car I had a little red table cloth that was made of plastic that i had rolled out for over 10 feet as a red carpet for her. which lead to her door which i was to open. Inside she would have a special CD that I made for her. 20 tracks and a booklet telling her why i chose each track for the CD.

We then would go to one of my clients beauty salon where we were going to give her a manicure for free. thanks to my client. From here we would travel to downtown and walk to another client shop to get 4 chocolate covered strawberries that was once again free. From here we would go to an office i do work at and play a board game, and while playing a board game a client whom owns a floral shop would come in giving her a dozen roses at no cost to me. From here we would go to dinner @ a clients house for dinner. a very elegant dinner. We would enjoy their company. From here we would return to my car where upon i would ask her to open my glove compartment and give me a brown bag, which would have 6 stars like this. They have little LEDs that connect to a battery on the back and is tightly secured so that they can give light.
http://www.monteit.com/star.jpg


They have a magnet on the back which would allow them to hold onto my convertible top, and i would tell her we are going take a drive under the stars. From here we would drive to a place where a Salvation Army bell ringer would be, and donate the $30.


Sadly she had to cancel our date... and we plan to go out again, but this time she is in charge of making the date and I gave her $200 and said she has to use it all and give me a really cool date!


Sigh being romantic didn't seem to pay off
can't find the other pictures (crown, star) anymore.
anyone?

 
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Old 05-08-2016, 06:58 AM   #43
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What's that? Insanity?

 
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Old 05-08-2016, 07:27 AM   #44
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do you think the flower petals are irregular because he was attempting to make it look like a child made it. Or does it look that way because he has the mentality of a child

 
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Old 05-08-2016, 07:29 AM   #45
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lol stupid question

 
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also a classic: http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=14934
("When Mormons come to your house and try to steal your shit...")

 
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1) A prince must open ever door for his princess with a smile. He should never be slow to opening a door.
2) A prince should always be thankful for the honor of being with a princess.
3) A prince needs not to always wear his crown unless he is accompanying a princess whom is wearing hers.
4) A prince should always be with his princess until she wishes to dismiss him
that sounds like a very healthy relationship

 
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she wanted to make it hard on me by giving me a $30 limit [to spend on her]...

...get her a manicure for free.
get 4 chocolate covered strawberries free.
giving her a dozen roses at no cost to me.
a very elegant dinner, free.
that's cheating and lame.

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should have just hired himself a hooker.

 
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Someone was on one of the netphoria chat things pretending to be you and posted their/someone's dick pics. It obviously wasn't you because he or she doesn't have the same grammatical quirks in his or her wriiting that you do (no offense or anything, it was just obvious it wasn't you).
That's lame. That's why I think it would be good to have some sorta sign-in with the chats

 
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i'm really upset that the gorilla pic hasn't been posted yet

 
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What the fuck

 
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i'm really upset that the gorilla pic hasn't been posted yet
If you're really that upset you should just post it.

 
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I think the best part about the flower is the shitty gradient behind the text.

 
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Someone was on one of the netphoria chat things pretending to be you and posted their/someone's dick pics. It obviously wasn't you because he or she doesn't have the same grammatical quirks in his or her wriiting that you do (no offense or anything, it was just obvious it wasn't you).
fuzzeyroes is monte?

 
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Monte lacks the intelligence to create a fuzzy sock

 
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Lol @ fuzzy sock

 
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More Monte threads plz

 
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in a way aren't we all monte

 
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No I can't accept that.

 
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neither will I.

 
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