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11-23-2018, 12:29 PM | #3361 |
Socialphobic
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Considering the end result? Yes.
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11-23-2018, 12:33 PM | #3362 |
Braindead
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11-23-2018, 12:54 PM | #3363 |
Socialphobic
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I had a quickee one morning last week before work and it made the rest of my day that much better. So, yeah. /argument
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11-23-2018, 01:36 PM | #3364 |
Minion of Satan
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11-23-2018, 01:49 PM | #3365 |
Socialphobic
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Sex is nearly always worth it, in a marriage. Especially one that has lasted a good few years years and/or one with children. You’re in sex renegade territory then.
I laughed a little too hard at that Chris Rock bit about sex in a marriage. Where the wife gives a lazy three-lick fellatio and then says “Is it hard? Put it in. I gotta fold these clothes.” If you like fuckin’, marriage ain’t for you! |
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11-23-2018, 01:58 PM | #3366 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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that is actually a serious fear that I have and a big part of why I will probably never get married. sex is one of the most important dimensions in a relationship to me, and I can't imagine being happy in a situation where the sex is just routine and boring, and not fueled by passion
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11-23-2018, 02:11 PM | #3367 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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It's not that fast sex can't be fun or exciting, but for me it will never compare to the "full experience." I feel like no one says the best sex they ever had was a quickie |
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11-23-2018, 02:27 PM | #3368 |
Braindead
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11-23-2018, 03:49 PM | #3369 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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11-23-2018, 05:26 PM | #3370 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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guys can you just imagine an alternate reality where Jamie Woon is bigger than The Weeknd?
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11-23-2018, 05:27 PM | #3371 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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just wondering here
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11-23-2018, 05:47 PM | #3372 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
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There is no possible world where Woon is bigger than the Weekend. The Weekend is necessarily bigger than Woon. It is part of his essence.
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11-23-2018, 05:49 PM | #3373 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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My dad is bigger than both of those fools.
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11-23-2018, 06:13 PM | #3374 |
Minion of Satan
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Jeez, enough of the sex talk already.
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11-23-2018, 06:38 PM | #3375 | |
Socialphobic
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And sex is like pizza. Even bad (but consensual) sex is good sex. |
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11-23-2018, 06:51 PM | #3376 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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unless you count being forced to watch an episode of Twin Peaks beforehand as foreplay hell no with this 2 hours stuff
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11-23-2018, 07:23 PM | #3377 |
Minion of Satan
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11-23-2018, 07:25 PM | #3378 |
Minion of Satan
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But that comes with the territory of being undesirable and worthless. If f you don't have practice at sex, then you won't be good at it. And if you aren't good at it, you won't get opportunities to practice it, because you'll have no repeat customers and everybody will just ghost you.
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11-23-2018, 07:34 PM | #3379 | |
Socialphobic
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I don't think I've had sex that was ever so bad that I regretted it, but I guess that's the benefit (?) of a lifetime of monogamy. I've never had a one night stand and can count on one hand the amount of partners I've had. |
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11-23-2018, 07:35 PM | #3380 |
Socialphobic
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11-23-2018, 07:36 PM | #3381 |
Socialphobic
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Foreplay is like the best part. And it's the least physically exerting, which is good because I have a budding dad bod.
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11-23-2018, 07:36 PM | #3382 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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I also enjoy taking a good, thorough dump.
That's all I've got. |
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11-23-2018, 07:44 PM | #3383 |
Minion of Satan
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You feel like you could do a Cirque du Soleil routine afterward, you feel so fucking light.
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11-23-2018, 07:46 PM | #3384 |
Minion of Satan
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I mean Cactus Olay
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11-23-2018, 07:55 PM | #3385 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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btw I totally feel you dk. the last time i made out with a woman (and the only reason that happened was a friend hooked me up) the first thing she said was "you don't do this very often, do you?"
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11-23-2018, 07:56 PM | #3386 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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and that was in february.
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11-23-2018, 07:57 PM | #3387 |
Braindead
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I agree with this so much. Bad sex is very disillusioning, especially in repeated doses. I don't believe it has everything to do with monogamy, either. Yes monogamy (or consistent partners in polyamory) gives those involved time to figure out what works best, but some people are just good at sex, or are having good days. And some definitely aren't.
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11-23-2018, 08:59 PM | #3388 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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I've had sex with no "end result" because condoms suckkkkk
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11-23-2018, 09:10 PM | #3389 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Sure, blame the condom.
Really though, you should know bread is not an aphrodisiac. |
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11-23-2018, 09:19 PM | #3390 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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NO SEX THIS WEEKEND
WE BOTH HAVE TO WORK |
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