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Old 02-07-2002, 07:02 PM   #1
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Talking funny simpsons quotes

CHEIF: Your off the case McGarnagle.

McGARNAGLE: No, Your off YOUR case!

CHIEF: What does that mean exactly?

HOMER: It means he gets results you stupid chief!

LISA: Dad, sit down.

 
Old 02-07-2002, 07:10 PM   #2
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There's no such thing as a funny Simpsons quote. That show is horrible!



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Old 02-07-2002, 07:10 PM   #3
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...god bless those pagans...

 
Old 02-07-2002, 07:16 PM   #4
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ppl always talk about funny simpsons quotes, and though I've watched at least 75% of the episodes, I can never think of any when this comes up

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Old 02-07-2002, 07:37 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by PhantomFM:
ppl always talk about funny simpsons quotes, and though I've watched at least 75% of the episodes, I can never think of any when this comes up

ditto, but i've only got 3 or 4 episodes that i haven't seen, and those are all episodes from last season or this season that i missed the first time around and haven't been rerun yet. but when quote time comes around i draw a blank.

but because i watched an episode of the simpsons only 3 hours ago i've got some now:

"Impaled on my Nobel Peace Prize, how ironic." - lisa

"My boy's a box! DAMN YOU! A BOX!!!" - homer

 
Old 02-07-2002, 07:46 PM   #6
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the last line from the rerun yesterday when everyone thinks lisa's dead when the tree gets struck by lightening, and the lisa pole ravages through town and on across America...

"hey look, it's going out to seeeea"

They had a Simpsons trivia contest here- winner got their likeness drawn by matt g. ppl really studied for that!

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Old 02-07-2002, 07:48 PM   #7
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Marge: Have you noticed something about Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No. It seems like something could be troubling him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I want to get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: Admit it Marge, it was.


 
Old 02-07-2002, 07:58 PM   #8
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Sign in the First Quick-E-Mart on a mountaintop in India: "The Great Master Knows All - except combination to safe."

 
Old 02-07-2002, 08:12 PM   #9
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Red face

"Hey! Is that a camera?"

"No. Go back to sleep."

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Old 02-07-2002, 08:20 PM   #10
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marge - im going to the store what would you like for dinner?

homer - steak?

marge - hmm..moneys too tight for steak

homer - steak?

 
Old 02-07-2002, 08:21 PM   #11
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marge - you listen to you're freinds but you never listen to me

homer - hey thats greaaaat

 
Old 02-07-2002, 08:22 PM   #12
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Bill Cosby: Now what do you like?

Kid: POKEMON!

Bill Cosby: You got your Pokey and Your Mon and your Pokemon?

or something

 
Old 02-07-2002, 08:25 PM   #13
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sideshow bob - bart...you...you saved my life

bart - yea....i did. heh, i guess this means you cant try to kill me anymore

sideshow bob - *evil grin* ohhhh i dont know about that

bart - *gasps*

sideshow bob - im kidding! im kidding!!

 
Old 02-07-2002, 08:28 PM   #14
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i post this one every time:

lisa: mom, dad threw his beer can at the miracle gro guy on tv again.

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Old 02-07-2002, 08:31 PM   #15
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duffman - H2OOOOHHHH yea!!! gotta get rid of the brown spots!

duffman - OHHH!!!! duffman, cant breathe!

 
Old 02-07-2002, 10:01 PM   #16
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old man jasper - "you sunk my battleship"

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Old 02-07-2002, 10:07 PM   #17
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paraphrased:
Lionel Hutz: He's just pissed off because i accidentally ran over his dog once.
Some guy: really??
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace accidently with "on purpose" and "once" with "repeatedly."

And just about anythign duffman says is comedy gold.

 
Old 02-07-2002, 10:21 PM   #18
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[quote] There's no such thing as a funny Simpsons quote. That show is horrible! [/QOUTE]

God now hates you.

 
Old 02-07-2002, 10:33 PM   #19
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Homer : OH.. MY.. GOD! Lisa is dead!! Unless....
Lisa : No Dad, I'm right here!
Homer : Woo! Lisa is alive! Unless....

 
Old 02-07-2002, 10:35 PM   #20
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Quote:
Originally posted by Random Female:
paraphrased:
Lionel Hutz: He's just pissed off because i accidentally ran over his dog once.
Some guy: really??
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace accidently with "on purpose" and "once" with "repeatedly."

And just about anythign duffman says is comedy gold.
uh...I know you said you paraphrased...but that's still not too close. (you forgot the funniest part!)


 
Old 02-07-2002, 10:39 PM   #21
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Lisa: Dad, someone is here to see you
Homer: Is it Batman?
Lisa: No, it's a scientist
Homer: Batman's a scientist
Lisa: It's not batman!

 
Old 02-07-2002, 10:42 PM   #22
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burns - it doesnt take a wizz to know that...you're looking out for number 1.

homer - uhm...can i use the bathroom?

burns - ah yes, 23rd door to the right

*10 minutes later*

homer - ahhhhhhh....

burns - did you find the bathroom ok?

homer - uhm....yyyyyea...

 
Old 02-08-2002, 12:05 AM   #23
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pepi: papa homer, you are so learn-ed.
homer: learned, it's learned.
pepi: i love you papa homer!
homer: i love you too pepsi.
pepi: pepi.
homer: pepi!

[This message has been edited by ZERO (edited 02-07-2002).]

 
Old 02-08-2002, 12:16 AM   #24
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-Homer reads Krusty's ad for a free trampoline in the paper

"OH MY GOD! TRAMAPOLINE!!! TROMBOPOLINE!!!!!"

and he runs out.

It's pure hilarity, I tell you.

 
Old 02-08-2002, 12:25 AM   #25
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also that time when santa's little helper says 'chewy' when homer is writing an article. funny shit

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Old 02-08-2002, 12:38 AM   #26
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Quote:
Originally posted by smiling politely:
-Homer reads Krusty's ad for a free trampoline in the paper

"OH MY GOD! TRAMAPOLINE!!! TROMBOPOLINE!!!!!"

and he runs out.

It's pure hilarity, I tell you.
drives.. "oh no you don't, it's mine!"
runs other car over the curb.

 
Old 02-08-2002, 12:49 AM   #27
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*upon returning home after grocery shopping*

Marge: "We're home!"

Lisa: "We got beets!"


[This message has been edited by spava (edited 02-07-2002).]

 
Old 02-08-2002, 01:03 AM   #28
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homer - hello, im mr burns, i believe you have a package for me

P.O. guy - ok mr burns, whats your first name?

homer - i...dont..know..

 
Old 02-08-2002, 01:09 AM   #29
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Moe:God, I'm gonna die and I never tasted cantaloupe!

Krusty:Eh, you're not missing much. Honeydoo is the money melon

 
Old 02-08-2002, 01:17 AM   #30
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Snake: "She needs premium, dude!


PREEMIUUM!


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DUDE!!"

 
 


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