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Old 02-01-2002, 05:41 AM   #1
THRILLHO
 
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Post trolls throughout the years

and now, a retrospectus on trolls on the netphoria message board, brought to you by pepsi and britney spears.


hate the hater - i don't even remember this.

marybeth - the original long-term troll, brainchild of lucas mcdermott. her alphanumerics, capitalization and OFUKYA! catch phrases permanently expanded and revolutionized netphorian lexicon at a time when troll influence wasn't even yet conceived. a trailblazer.

nallo, grandpa (others) - spin-offs of lucas's glory days.

dancing with cats, dancing alone - spammed boards repeatedly. also did this

when you die inside, and again - embodied the 'argument troll,' one who provokes everybody into a perpetual course of empty comebacks. a sociopathic guy called chris from oregon. what a weirdo. probably is autopsy.

grammar police, posse, gestapo, latin grammar police, etc. - self-explanitory. cheekily contradicted marybeth's anti-grammar trend.

canadian politican trolls - bored ubc students brought an unexpected politically conscious side to trolling.

honest opinion man - silvergeek http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

julian, porn connosieur - although an actual person, julian is widely believed to represent the pinnacle of trolling. expanding on marybeth's multi-dimensional character, julian had a homepage and started or popularized the now ominpresent mandatory troll image (MTI) included at the beginning or end of every troll post. look no further than the homepage to understand the depths of julian's endearing philosophy, subtle optimism and carefully nuanced agony.

concerned feminist, bob dole (possibly) - spin-offs of the success of julian and the SLC crew.

ice cream d00d, skaterd00d, rockd00d etc. - memorably ridiculous personalities combined with memorably ridiculous pictures (in ice cream's case, a home photo of an actual ice cream man.)

BAD JAPANESE TRANSLATOR - though an off-shoot of the all your base all belong to us internet phenomenon, a gimmick backed up with strong enough humor made BDJ loveable, like a big teddy bear. though technically it's more of an alias than a troll.

some moron who kept posting pictures of icebergs.

sad tragic blues - i missed this. someone fill it in.

shitfuck - thrived entirely on the raw, carnal stimulation that people get out of saying, typing or thinking about the phrase "the almighty shitfuck" and managed to last a long time.

actors (aronld schwarzenneger, the goldmeister) - short-lived, but created one of the funniest threads in nethphorian history. (brendan has it saved.)

off-topic man - as well as being the most appealing one-gimmick troll, off-topic man posted the mysterious and celebrated andrew pakula mp3, and was then banned and never heard from again.

VCR, CD-R, DVD-R - short lived. VCR was the first widely known neo-absurdist message board artist on the netphoria boards, and also probably a real person. emobided the expiremental trolling movement.

superman, [name] the [adjective] years, batman - largely derivative and widespread troll revival.

i'm probably missing in huge gaps. anyone can add whatever.


[This message has been edited by THRILLHO (edited 02-01-2002).]

 
Old 02-01-2002, 05:45 AM   #2
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Cool description.

But... wasn't off topic man the one that started RTS tree?

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<dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny
<dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you
<dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either

http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg

 
Old 02-01-2002, 05:46 AM   #3
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*yawn*

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I TOOK YOUR MAN! O FUK YA!

 
Old 02-01-2002, 05:46 AM   #4
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Uh, Bob Dole brought goatse, I made it popular.

 
Old 02-01-2002, 05:48 AM   #5
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Red face

i got banned for autofowarding topics to comp u geek

 
Old 02-01-2002, 05:51 AM   #6
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I know that Miss Spears is definately not a virgin. I forgive her, though.

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LET'S GET SMASHED ON TEQUILA AND JELLO SHOOTERS!

 
Old 02-01-2002, 05:52 AM   #7
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you guys unfortunatley don't really count because you're real people. but that's informative and helpful to know..........somehow. ****** is famous for the cock on toast. and i remember glenn, julio and mike's troll-esque threads with the dancing marqueed penguins and the funny little man song was some of the funniest shit ever.

 
Old 02-01-2002, 05:57 AM   #8
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Quote:
Originally posted by saferkefka:
i got banned for autofowarding topics to comp u geek
YOU BASTARD!!!! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

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<dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny
<dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you
<dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either

http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg

 
Old 02-01-2002, 05:58 AM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by StillBecomingApart:
YOU BASTARD!!!! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

yeah, no fucking kidding!
you made me reset my computer twice AND once IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY! you're going straight to hell.

speaking of hell, what the hell happened to julian's homepage? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

 
Old 02-01-2002, 06:28 AM   #10
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Quote:
Originally posted by THRILLHO:
skaterd00d
That was my lame ass creation long before Armegeddon could even type (which means about a year and a half ago).

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sad tragic blues - i missed this. someone fill it in.
Oh man...

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actors (aronld schwarzenneger, the goldmeister) - short-lived, but created one of the funniest threads in nethphorian history. (anyone have it saved?)
Me. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

I know you hated him but John Rocker was one of my personal favorites. I amused myself, at least.

Do you not consider BAD JAPANESE TRANSLATOR a troll, my friend?

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We don't find truth, we create it.

 
Old 02-01-2002, 06:32 AM   #11
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Quote:
Originally posted by THRILLHO:

ice cream d00d, skaterd00d, rockd00d etc. - creation of armageddon (?) memorably ridiculous personalities combined with memorably ridiculous pictures (in ice cream's case, a home photo of an actual ice cream man.)
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU CONFUSE ME WITH ARMAGAYDEN!!! DO I LOOK GAY AND CRY AND LEAVE MESSAGEBOARDS WHEN MY CYBERGIRLFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH ME??? NO I"M NOT THAT FAG!@#!@#

IN CLOSING


http://www.strongestman.com/photos/husa.jpg
I LIKE ROCKS MORE THAN I LIKE POOP IN MY HAND

FUCK

 
Old 02-01-2002, 06:36 AM   #12
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Red face

shit, man, Bad Japanese Translator was one of the all-time champs! i'll just keep editing the original post.

it doesn't matter how much of an idiot armageddon might be, rock d00d will always hold a special place in my heart.

 
Old 02-01-2002, 06:37 AM   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
I AM A GAY DIAPER WEARING FAG
Quote:
Originally posted by Thrillho:
armageddon (?)
note the (?)

 
Old 02-01-2002, 06:38 AM   #14
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Quote:
Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:


http://www.strongestman.com/photos/husa.jpg
I LIKE ROCKS MORE THAN I LIKE POOP IN MY HAND
RockD00d!!

And would '??????' be considered a troll? Or was that just strictly relegated to the sp board and doesn't count?


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Old 02-01-2002, 06:49 AM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by THRILLHO:
note the (?)
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Easy killer, I did get a little worked up, but if I remember correctly, you have a "rockd00d" picture of your own.

 
Old 02-01-2002, 06:53 AM   #16
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I LIKE ROCKD00D MORE THAN ROCkD0od LIKES POOOP IN HIS HAND!

 
Old 02-01-2002, 07:09 AM   #17
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Quote:
Originally posted by THRILLHO:


I LIKE ROCKD00D MORE THAN ROCkD0od LIKES POOOP IN HIS HAND!
Hahaha..
Beautiful.

 
Old 02-01-2002, 07:11 AM   #18
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Quote:
Originally posted by THRILLHO:


I LIKE ROCKD00D MORE THAN ROCkD0od LIKES POOOP IN HIS HAND!
GOLD.

You look really stoned.

 
Old 02-01-2002, 07:16 AM   #19
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Quote:
Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU CONFUSE ME WITH ARMAGAYDEN!!! DO I LOOK GAY AND CRY AND LEAVE MESSAGEBOARDS WHEN MY CYBERGIRLFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH ME??? NO I"M NOT THAT FAG!@#!@#

IN CLOSING


http://www.strongestman.com/photos/husa.jpg
I LIKE ROCKS MORE THAN I LIKE POOP IN MY HAND

FUCK
Impostor!

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon8.gif

 
Old 02-01-2002, 07:42 AM   #20
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cactuar:
Uh, Bob Dole brought goatse, I made it popular.
no, sickbadthing brought it, and I made it popular

 
Old 02-01-2002, 07:50 AM   #21
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marybeth is one of the best ones on there. People actually fell for it. I remember when she got pissed at netphoria for talking shit to her, then she got her MOM to post telling netphoria to stop being mean.

Lucas was hilarious in his own way.

And oh my god, John Rocker was fucking hilarious. The only post that sticks out in my mind was a picture of Mr. Rocker pointing and yelling at someone in the crowd with the caption, "Here's a picture of me telling some homos who's boss!".

I was Grammar Posse, too.

 
Old 02-01-2002, 07:50 AM   #22
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Quit your jibber-jabber!

You're all a bunch of crazy foo's!

I oughta throw you suckas helluva far.

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Old 02-01-2002, 11:56 AM   #23
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I'd just like to thank everyone who had anything to do with goatse. It doesn't really matter who brought it or who made it popular, just that fact that it touched so many people's lives.

 
Old 02-01-2002, 12:39 PM   #24
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Hawaii

 
Old 02-01-2002, 12:54 PM   #25
Slurpee
 
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Who Cares?

 
Old 02-01-2002, 01:19 PM   #26
So very sad about me
 
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Sparklegeddon -- the only troll to ever break up a Netphorian couple. That counts for something, right?

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You want to sleep with common people like me

 
Old 02-01-2002, 02:43 PM   #27
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Quote:
Originally posted by So very sad about me:
Sparklegeddon -- the only troll to ever break up a Netphorian couple. That counts for something, right?

That didn't break up Mike & i. I broke up with him because I was tired of a long distance relationship and I met someone else who actually lived here.

 
Old 02-01-2002, 02:45 PM   #28
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MY WEBSITE GOT TAKEN DOWN BY SICKBADTHING BECAUSE I THINK HE WAS MAD AT ME FOR HAVING SEX WITH A GIRL HE WAS INTERESTED IN! I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M JUST TOO SEXY ALLRIGHT? BUT ANYWAY I THINK NOYEN IS GOING TO BRING MY WEBSIGHT BACK ONLINE SO THE INTERWEB COMMUNITY CAN ONCE AGAIN PICK AT MY BRAIN AND KNOW WHAT MAKES ME TICK. HTTP://JULIAN.NOYEN.ORG !!

http://www.marblehead.com/m2000/Cheerleaders.JPG

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SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LION CHASING A BUTTERFLY!
http://www.noyen.org/images/julian.jpg

 
Old 02-01-2002, 03:08 PM   #29
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All the actors. Though some brought quality posts in here.

Arnold & Goldblum. *thumbs up*


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Old 02-01-2002, 03:21 PM   #30
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Quote:
Originally posted by THRILLHO:

shitfuck - thrived entirely on the raw, carnal stimulation that people get out of saying, typing or thinking about the phrase "the almighty shitfuck" and managed to last a long time.


[This message has been edited by THRILLHO (edited 02-01-2002).]
I'm actually remembered as a troll,wow.

 
 


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