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Old 04-17-2012, 07:49 PM   #1
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Default When will Billy grow his hair back?

I wonder if sometime in the next few decades Billy will give up on the Zero character and let his graying hair grow out in all it's balding patterned glory.
Maybe he can grow some burns Neil Young style.

 
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Old 04-17-2012, 08:34 PM   #2
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male pattern baldness

 
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:05 PM   #4
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i don't think he's able to.

 
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:09 PM   #5
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i want to see a return of the pube beard

 
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Old 04-18-2012, 02:26 AM   #6
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Old 04-18-2012, 10:45 AM   #7
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I have a hunch that in the early 90's he noticed his hair was thinning out and started using rogaine. At some point he stopped and it sped up the baldness so he said 'fuck it' and started shaving it.

 
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Old 04-18-2012, 12:55 PM   #8
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HOLLLLY SHIT

i wonder if billy's tits are as good

 
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Old 04-18-2012, 01:31 PM   #9
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that must be why i don't think she's attractive

subconsciously the whole time i was like man she looks like billy corgan in a wig that shit gross

 
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Old 04-18-2012, 01:42 PM   #10
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:04 AM   #11
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I think he'd look good if he'd grow out his hair and have like a bald pony tail look, Carlin style.

 
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Old 03-06-2013, 10:14 AM   #12
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I think he'd look good if he'd grow out his hair and have like a bald pony tail look, Carlin style.
PUKE

go back to what ever hole you came from please. and then just die.

 
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:18 PM   #13
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It would be pretty badass if Corgan started rocking the Jesse Ventura look.

 
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Old 03-08-2013, 05:49 AM   #14
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When will he grow his hair black? Like in the Butterfly With Bullet Wings video.

 
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:47 AM   #15
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I have a hunch that in the early 90's he noticed his hair was thinning out and started using rogaine. At some point he stopped and it sped up the baldness so he said 'fuck it' and started shaving it.
rogaine only works in 20-30% of men. and it only works on the back of your head, not your forehead/hairline

I used it for 2 years and it didn't seem to help at all. That's when I started shaving my head.

Luckily, I made it to 37 before I had any noticeable hair loss. I think that's about 10 years more than billy got out of his unhealthy scalp.

 
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:01 PM   #16
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billy would probably look like shit with hair, so he's better off being shaved. I liked his SD-era hair cause his curls made him look sympathetic somehow, but he isn't in his 20s anymore so...

 
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:55 PM   #17
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Old 01-23-2015, 01:37 AM   #18
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Corgan should have kept his hair... while he still could have. His insane ego probably would have went over better if he didn't look like such bald dork.

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 01:37 AM   #19
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Just look at Bono and that guy from Coldplay, they're pretty much the current versions of Billy in 97.

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 01:39 AM   #20
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Corgan should have kept his hair... while he still could have. His insane ego probably would have went over better if he didn't look like such bald dork.
you think he would have looked better with a comb-over?

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 01:41 AM   #21
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I dunno. Maybe if he just shaved it super short and not completely bald. It just seemed like once he went completely bald his ego went into mass overdrive and the overall public was just turned off.

It's a shame that looks come into play, but I think it really was part of what turned off the masses.

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 01:43 AM   #22
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Of course it was his ego that was the main thing that people got fed up with, but he really seemed to get ridiculous... The bald head, the ridiculous leather dresses, the heavy eye makeup, the inflated ego, the decreasing music... The dude didn't do himself any favors as far as public opinion goes.

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 01:43 AM   #23
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Corgan should have kept his hair... while he still could have.
He did. The male pattern baldness would've been glaringly obvious had he held onto it any longer.

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 01:46 AM   #24
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Perhaps, but it didn't look that bad during the BWBFW era. You could see it was thinning in live perforances and all though. He probably should have just shaved it short and rocked it and not pretend that he was going bald for some integrity reasons.

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 01:56 AM   #25
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Was he supposed to go with a military cut?

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 02:01 AM   #26
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that is basically what he did. he shaved it and pretended it was some kind of statement against vanity but he was really doing it because he was going bald and it was starting to look bad

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 02:24 AM   #27
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Was he supposed to go with a military cut?
nah man, he could have just shaved it with clippers instead of going the cue-ball look

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 02:25 AM   #28
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that is basically what he did. he shaved it and pretended it was some kind of statement against vanity but he was really doing it because he was going bald and it was starting to look bad
exactly, it was stupid and nobody bought it. He should have just shaved it short and rocked the Bruce Willis look instead of going bald as a billiard ball

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 02:26 AM   #29
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I mean the guy kinda looked like a cancer patient or something. It wasn't an enduring look. I personally think it was cool cause he looked so fucking weird, but it's no wonder to me why the masses were offput by it.

 
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Old 01-23-2015, 02:43 AM   #30
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Billy looks like a cancer patient ran over by a car.

 
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