What is wrong with everyone on Sad Machines?

[butthurt]

Reading a few posts on Sad Machines made me feel hesitant to bring up SP in public. Until I found this forum I assumed everybody who likes the band has serious issues.

Some internet forums are toxic like that.

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by Funbags

Sex cult? Are SadMachines swapping wives?

Your spouse has to let big willie do it 2 u once u reach a certain tier

[incubator]

Originally Posted by houseofglass11

You let some of those freaks stay in your house? You’re lucky to be alive.

They talk a lot of "on message" guff online but they're mostly great people that I and my brother in law have a lot of affection for.

[slippedonshoe]

Originally Posted by houseofglass11

There are a lot of Trump supporters there indeed. He who shall not be named even posted a rant about fraudulent votes and dominion stealing the election on fb recently. Lol

And supporting kddie sniffing Biden makes you a better person?

[smashingjj]

uh oh

[Joey Goldberg]

what's this random new guy got against kddie sniffers?

[pinetree]

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

what's this random new guy got against kddie sniffers?

he probably sniffs adults like a weirdo

[houseofglass11]

Originally Posted by slippedonshoe

And supporting kddie sniffing Biden makes you a better person?

Indeed it does.

*sniffs*

[Joey Goldberg]

after slipping on a shoe all those years ago, i guess he finally slipped on the other one & it all came flooding back to him

shame the best he could come out with after all that was going after some Biden supporters

[houseofglass11]

Coming out the gates swinging

[houseofglass11]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about WPC, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[FoolofaTook]

[reprise85]

pretty sure walkin' on the sun beats more than 50% post-2000 sp

[butthurt]

I really hate how stupidly cliquey and parasitic they are. It's a bit like watching the same car crash over and over. The main group(ies) should be put in a glass cell in a museum.

[houseofglass11]

Parasitic, that’s a good word for them. laneyjones1967 loves to pop up on literally every Corgan ig post to remind us she’s there.

[VoxUpDoc]

What I don't understand is why they think The Eels social media manager would give a fuck about any of that?

[thedeadofnight]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

[thedeadofnight]

Oh that is too good