Extra Terrestrial beings to visit Earth tomorrow (NSFW!!!!!)

Nimrod's Son · 10-13-2008, 05:43 PM

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...here-tomorrow/

ALIENS WILL LAND HERE TOMORROW

13th October 2008
By Gemma Wheatley

Your Shout ( 0 )

PROOF is out there, say experts...

Aliens are set to land on Earth tomorrow to prove to humans that there really is life out there.

Extra-terrestrials will make a grand entrance to our planet by flying across our skies in a space craft that will be
visible for three days, experts said.

The internet was buzzing with claims that the strange alien aircraft could even land after it appears over the American desert.

So many people reckon the rumour is true, bookies have stopped taking bets on the UFO prediction after an unprecedented rush.

William Hill spokesman Rupert Adams said: “This is the first time that an internet phenomenon has affected our business.”

American psychic Blossom Goodchild sparked the frenzy after claiming aliens informed her of their plans.

Bookies are set to lose millions of pounds if E.T.’s pals do approach our planet. Mr Adams added: “We now have seven-figure liabilities if the ship does appear and we have decided to duck any more big bets until Oct-ober 14 has passed, hopefully without incident.”

Love

Blossom claimed that aliens have announced that one of their craft will appear in our skies tomorrow as a way of proving to us the existence of other life forms in the universe.

She said they “come in love to help us and our planet move to a new higher vibration of love”.

And one UFO blogger wrote: “Stockpile some foods, water and first aid supplies. Be ready to welcome our visitors.

“Be kind to your neighbours who may not understand.

“Be welcoming and greet the visitors with love. What an exciting time.”

The news comes as a leading European UFO expert claims he is about to reveal the most significant alien proof ever recorded, filmed over the last six months in Turkey.

Haktan Akdogan, from the Sirius UFO Space Science Research Center, said: “The images captured are expected to have a tremendous impact throughout the world and could be listed as the most important UFO and extra-terrestrial images ever filmed in all the world.”

Akdogan will reveal the footage at the UFO Data Magazine Annual Conference at the end of the month. For details ufodata.co.uk

Caine Walker · 10-13-2008, 05:46 PM

finally!

duovamp · 10-13-2008, 05:46 PM

Better safe than sorry, eh Mr. The-Large-Hadron-Collider-is-an-irresponsible-scientific-undertaking-because-of-the-chance-it'll-end-the-world?

Nimrod's Son · 10-13-2008, 05:51 PM

I always go with better safe than sorry

The book is still out on the LHC anyway as they haven't begun their serious experiments yet

duovamp · 10-13-2008, 05:51 PM

You better go stop 'em!

JokeyLoki · 10-13-2008, 05:52 PM

Oh snap. I better stock up on water and canned goods.

Nimrod's Son · 10-13-2008, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

You better go stop 'em!

I think that's why the aliens are here.

duovamp · 10-13-2008, 05:56 PM

Touche...

The Jesus · 10-13-2008, 06:04 PM

Project Blue Beam

Future Boy · 10-13-2008, 06:06 PM

What took them so fucking long.

Mo · 10-13-2008, 06:13 PM

I hope they brought Pearl Jam tickets.

ChaosEffect · 10-13-2008, 06:20 PM

??? · 10-13-2008, 06:20 PM

and a few trillion dollars

shannon · 10-13-2008, 07:08 PM

i'm an alien

maoi · 10-13-2008, 07:15 PM

mercurial · 10-13-2008, 07:20 PM

cmon the pleiadians! don't worry guys - they're all about bringing the good vibes and raising your level of consciousness to the next plane of understanding. just chill out, grab a mojito, throw on some indie rock, fire up ya chakras and get positive!

mercurial · 10-13-2008, 07:23 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ihu_Vedder.jpg

Nimrod's Son · 10-13-2008, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mercurial

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ihu_Vedder.jpg

nsfw!

JokeyLoki · 10-13-2008, 07:38 PM

Oh noes, a nipple!

Is classical art really NSFW?

Ugly · 10-13-2008, 07:40 PM

I think they're here to stop the release of Keanu Reeves' "The Day the Earth Stood Still" remake.

Ugly · 10-13-2008, 10:48 PM

Nimrod's Son · 10-14-2008, 12:56 PM

i will never forgive rick berman for starting that trend with tuvok

Future Boy · 10-14-2008, 01:05 PM

Did we miss it? Someone check youtube.

Travis Meeks · 10-14-2008, 07:10 PM

bummer

Ugly · 10-15-2008, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

i will never forgive rick berman for starting that trend with tuvok

I think he made up for it by letting us see T'Pol's ass on Enterprise. However, I think JJ Abrams just turned it around and fucked it up again with making Winona Ryder Spock's mom.

D. · 10-15-2008, 01:15 AM

i was wearing my Roswell shirt all day. bastards.

ohnoitsbonnie · 10-15-2008, 01:20 AM

You just have a shirt for every occasion, don't you D.

D. · 10-15-2008, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

You just have a shirt for every occasion, don't you D.

i try

ohnoitsbonnie · 10-15-2008, 01:23 AM

What sort of shirt you sporting this halloween

D. · 10-15-2008, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

What sort of shirt you sporting this halloween

My Halloween/Michael Meyers one that I bought on the cheap for $10:

natch.

10-13-2008, 05:43 PM	#1
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	Extra Terrestrial beings to visit Earth tomorrow (NSFW!!!!!) http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...here-tomorrow/ ALIENS WILL LAND HERE TOMORROW 13th October 2008 By Gemma Wheatley Your Shout ( 0 ) PROOF is out there, say experts... Aliens are set to land on Earth tomorrow to prove to humans that there really is life out there. Extra-terrestrials will make a grand entrance to our planet by flying across our skies in a space craft that will be visible for three days, experts said. The internet was buzzing with claims that the strange alien aircraft could even land after it appears over the American desert. So many people reckon the rumour is true, bookies have stopped taking bets on the UFO prediction after an unprecedented rush. William Hill spokesman Rupert Adams said: “This is the first time that an internet phenomenon has affected our business.” American psychic Blossom Goodchild sparked the frenzy after claiming aliens informed her of their plans. Bookies are set to lose millions of pounds if E.T.’s pals do approach our planet. Mr Adams added: “We now have seven-figure liabilities if the ship does appear and we have decided to duck any more big bets until Oct-ober 14 has passed, hopefully without incident.” Love Blossom claimed that aliens have announced that one of their craft will appear in our skies tomorrow as a way of proving to us the existence of other life forms in the universe. She said they “come in love to help us and our planet move to a new higher vibration of love”. And one UFO blogger wrote: “Stockpile some foods, water and first aid supplies. Be ready to welcome our visitors. “Be kind to your neighbours who may not understand. “Be welcoming and greet the visitors with love. What an exciting time.” The news comes as a leading European UFO expert claims he is about to reveal the most significant alien proof ever recorded, filmed over the last six months in Turkey. Haktan Akdogan, from the Sirius UFO Space Science Research Center, said: “The images captured are expected to have a tremendous impact throughout the world and could be listed as the most important UFO and extra-terrestrial images ever filmed in all the world.” Akdogan will reveal the footage at the UFO Data Magazine Annual Conference at the end of the month. For details ufodata.co.uk

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10-13-2008, 05:46 PM	#2
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,482	finally!

10-13-2008, 05:46 PM	#3
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Better safe than sorry, eh Mr. The-Large-Hadron-Collider-is-an-irresponsible-scientific-undertaking-because-of-the-chance-it'll-end-the-world?

10-13-2008, 05:51 PM	#4
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	I always go with better safe than sorry The book is still out on the LHC anyway as they haven't begun their serious experiments yet

10-13-2008, 05:52 PM	#6
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,305	Oh snap. I better stock up on water and canned goods.

10-13-2008, 05:56 PM	#8
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Touche...

10-13-2008, 06:04 PM	#9
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,943	Project Blue Beam

10-13-2008, 06:06 PM	#10
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	What took them so fucking long.

10-13-2008, 06:13 PM	#11
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	I hope they brought Pearl Jam tickets.

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10-13-2008, 06:20 PM	#13
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,658	and a few trillion dollars

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shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,231	i'm an alien

10-13-2008, 07:20 PM	#16
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	cmon the pleiadians! don't worry guys - they're all about bringing the good vibes and raising your level of consciousness to the next plane of understanding. just chill out, grab a mojito, throw on some indie rock, fire up ya chakras and get positive!

10-13-2008, 07:23 PM	#17
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ihu_Vedder.jpg

10-13-2008, 07:38 PM	#19
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,305	Oh noes, a nipple! Is classical art really NSFW?

10-14-2008, 12:56 PM	#22
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	i will never forgive rick berman for starting that trend with tuvok

10-14-2008, 01:05 PM	#23
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	Did we miss it? Someone check youtube.

10-14-2008, 07:10 PM	#24
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,542	bummer

10-15-2008, 01:15 AM	#26
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,099	i was wearing my Roswell shirt all day. bastards.

10-15-2008, 01:20 AM	#27
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	You just have a shirt for every occasion, don't you D.

10-15-2008, 01:23 AM	#29
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	What sort of shirt you sporting this halloween