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07-21-2019, 12:58 PM | #1 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Haven't logged in since 1:16.
I seriously never thought I’d see this message board again, I thought it was gone for good.
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07-21-2019, 01:00 PM | #2 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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damn i thought it would be funny if i made this post two minutes after 1:16 but netphoria seems to run on its own clock.
this is fucking bullshit. |
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07-21-2019, 02:35 PM | #3 |
Socialphobic
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07-21-2019, 03:33 PM | #4 | |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Quote:
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07-21-2019, 03:56 PM | #5 |
Socialphobic
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a blast at parties, you sound like
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07-21-2019, 08:21 PM | #6 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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i want to share with you the tale of the spirit shart
i was like three miles into my walk, when i felt the urge to fart. i did so and i swear to god i felt a spurt of fecal juice twixt my buttocks. however, i just happened to be about 50 meters from the only bathroom on the trail. so i was of good cheer, until i got to the aforementioned bathroom and found it locked! at 6 pm?! so then, with clenched sphincter and dread in my heart at the thought of a shit stained behind, i had to waddle back three miles to my home. when i finally returned, i went straight to the toilet, wiped myself off only to discover... nothing! behold, i had spirit sharted! |
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07-21-2019, 08:49 PM | #7 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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I once got fingerblasted at a party by Lindsey Lohan’s ex. I couldn’t wear those panties ever again after that.
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07-22-2019, 08:20 PM | #8 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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dont worry babe, i got you a new pair
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07-22-2019, 08:22 PM | #9 |
Braindead
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You're back again!
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07-22-2019, 08:41 PM | #10 |
Braindead
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Your*
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07-22-2019, 09:09 PM | #11 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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07-22-2019, 09:10 PM | #12 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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