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Old 03-20-2018, 06:25 PM   #6871
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it's getting worse too. our culture has been permeated by yours. thanks a lot, obama.
i used to live next to a windmill and a Klompen factory. In the United States!

Fucking dutch assholes!

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 06:27 PM   #6872
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this is the shit i had to live with!


 
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Old 03-20-2018, 06:34 PM   #6873
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If you ain't Dutch you ain't much!!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...t_Photo_by.JPG

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 07:38 PM   #6874
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So I'm crazy. Great.

At least I'm not dutch...

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 08:24 PM   #6875
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If it weren't for Keune, I might not have been named Sweetest Mane in Auckland for 2017.

I've had it up to here [points to sweet mane] with all this needless anti-Dutch rhetoric.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:06 PM   #6876
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disgusting concoction of dxm and BANG energy drink from GNC so I can lower my inhibitions enough to do my job
you get it pure or you make yourself drink tussin?

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:10 PM   #6877
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LIKE A CHAIN SAW

KICK YO ASS RAW

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:47 PM   #6878
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I started following the workout routine of a dumb app to exercise at home.

This hurts.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:03 PM   #6879
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Work that body, girl!

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:10 PM   #6880
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I've been using myfitnesspal for the last ~2 months. Lost 15 lbs and it's pretty cool

i went to the gym like twice but felt really lame and all my limbs hurt. i do play drums daily () which i guess is cardio of some sort

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:17 PM   #6881
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Yeah I don't like going to the gym at all. At least the one closest to my place is really annoying to be at.
Plus I'd like to have a workout buddy and don't, so that also keeps me away.

Drumming gotta be a pretty decent workout tho, at least upper body, I guess.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:18 PM   #6882
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Work that body, girl!
This is why we can't have nice things.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:38 PM   #6883
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I like Joanna Soh's channel because she deals with common fat person problems like only wanting to do exercise for 10 minutes at a time, and wanting to eat food late at night.


 
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Old 03-21-2018, 06:50 AM   #6884
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i have a pure barre membership, which is pretty pricey, but it's a treat to myself. it took me forever to get over my anxiety of going the first time after purchasing my intro month. it's me and a lot of white girls in lululemon (sp?) clothing, but upon further inspection not everyone looks like they just came from yoga at starbucks. and i really don't pay attention to any of it once class begins.

i occasionally supplement it with workouts in our basement using any combo of free weights, a hula hoop, jump rope, and resistance bands.

and last week i purchased sunglasses in another attempt to convince myself to run. i have a lot of anxiety about that, too, since running on sidewalks makes me feel uncomfortable and vulnerable and there are absolutely no trails or tracks in my neighborhood. just walking through our local park tim and i have seen dudes nodding off, shooting dope, and slanging their dicks around so i don't think i'd want to go running there alone. i've since told myself i will only have no excuses once it's warm out so i gotta think of something else like my joints hurt too much or something.

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 08:28 AM   #6885
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this thread seems like a good place to put this

some person in a (chinese equivalent of) secondhand sale whatsapp group posted "looking for a high speed blender", then somebody answered "are there low speed blenders?"

i enjoyed it

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 10:22 AM   #6886
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needz moahr speed mang!

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 11:20 AM   #6887
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office closed snow day!

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 01:39 PM   #6888
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this morning as my alarm was going off and I was first gaining consciousness, I felt a tremendous itch on my leg. what happened next is a little fuzzy, but long story short I punched myself directly in the balls.

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 02:16 PM   #6889
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Does that incident require shaming or congratulations?

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 03:09 PM   #6890
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internet and cable got hooked up today, and a plumber came out....and a cleaner to help with some of the harder-to-remove things, and this evening someone will be here to look at the heating....yeah moving is a lot to handle. the house looks great though, by and large. and my daughter doesn't seem to be having any issues adjusting. it snowed when we got here though and my wardrobe was NOT prepared for that! it's SO SMALL here, you guys. the grocery store charges CRAZY prices cuz they can. i hope i can get food stamps here, but the rules are a little different. i'm still so busy. hope you are all well

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 03:29 PM   #6891
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Does that incident require shaming or congratulations?
ice pack

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 07:37 PM   #6892
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Len's Steal My Sunshine is officially playing where I am.

Not sure what to think about that.

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 07:43 PM   #6893
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They flew to Daytona Beach, Florida with two dozen friends while the area was crowded with people on their spring vacations. They spent much of the budget on alcohol, buying so much that they broke their hotel's elevator trying to lift it. They shot the video in the afternoon so that they could recover from hangovers in the morning and drink in the evening.

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 08:49 PM   #6894
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That song still plays out here all of the time. By law the government requires any radio station to play 40% Canadian content. It's known as CANCON

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 09:21 PM   #6895
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this morning as my alarm was going off and I was first gaining consciousness, I felt a tremendous itch on my leg. what happened next is a little fuzzy, but long story short I punched myself directly in the balls.
things always get fuzzy when somebody's balls are punched for no reason or a gamecube becomes drenched in piss.

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 10:20 PM   #6896
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I find this post to be very enduring. Someone should errect a monument in your honor.

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 10:47 PM   #6897
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how perspective of u

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 11:06 PM   #6898
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They flew to Daytona Beach, Florida with two dozen friends while the area was crowded with people on their spring vacations. They spent much of the budget on alcohol, buying so much that they broke their hotel's elevator trying to lift it. They shot the video in the afternoon so that they could recover from hangovers in the morning and drink in the evening.
The one thing I remember most about that video was a scene in which the female vocalist is kind of dancing at the camera, her face cutting half-in and half-out of frame. Even in my youth, I wondered why they didn't go again on that take.

Now it all makes sense.

 
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Old 03-21-2018, 11:30 PM   #6899
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this thread seems like a good place to put this

some person in a (chinese equivalent of) secondhand sale whatsapp group posted "looking for a high speed blender", then somebody answered "are there low speed blenders?"

i enjoyed it
lol

 
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Old 03-22-2018, 10:20 AM   #6900
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But I suppose the most well-known Hindu in the world actually inhabits a TV series, The Simpsons. Apu and Manjula, are the friends of Homer and his wife and the parents of eight children. If you’ve been a viewer of The Simpsons, you’ve gone through Apu’s arranged marriage and his concerns and joys, finding out who his wife is, and his next door business successes and failures . So Apu has brought to the American public a good sense of what a real Hindu might look like.


-This was written by a man with a PhD for a World Religions class. It was much worse before I halfheartedly edited it.

 
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