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Old 10-18-2020, 11:21 PM   #1
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Old 10-21-2020, 11:01 AM   #2
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Boy Accidentally Brings a Sex Toy to School for Nativity Play & It's All Mom's Fault

Helen Cox told the Daily Mail she accidentally purchased an inflatable "sex sheep" for her son, and he was sent home from school because of it.

“I just can’t believe it. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! How am I going to explain this to his teachers?” the humiliated mom of two said. “I have no idea if they’ve seen it was a sex toy and that’s why they sent it home -- I’m mortified!”

The exact sheep the mom purchased is no longer available, but she claimed she found it on Amazon.
She told the Daily Mail she was confused when her son was sent home because the product she'd purchased was listed on the retail giant's site as "Labreeze kids boys brown shepherd costume inflatable sheep nativity fancy dress outfit."

But when he brought it home, she realized it had red lips, long eyelashes, and, um, an opening in the back. Similar sheep dolls that are still available on Amazon, such as the one shown in this photo, are described on the site as a "naughty inflatable sheep doll with backdoor pleasure hole -- perfect for a gag gift!"

 
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Old 10-21-2020, 12:38 PM   #3
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“Wear this on your head for the photo!”

 
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Old 10-21-2020, 09:42 PM   #5
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Found barnyard action porn on my grandmas dead husbands pc once. That was gross

 
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