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Old 10-15-2020, 10:47 AM   #1
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Default Mayonaise is objectively the best condiment

Literally everyone agrees on this.

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 11:44 AM   #2
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best on fries. only barbarians put ketchup on potatoes

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 11:57 AM   #3
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Does guacamole count?

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 12:21 PM   #4
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Guacamole is way better but is more fluid, dynamic, and less well-defined than mayo. Mayo falls in the same category of "cookout" condiments as ketchup, mustard, and barbecue sauce. Guac is more of a dip. Way more complex.

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 12:23 PM   #5
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I have a friend I went to high school with, and he hates mayonnaise and would talk about how gross it is all the time. One day at lunch someone took a straight up piece of bread with mayo spread on it and smacked him in the face with it. he vomited profusely.

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 12:27 PM   #6
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Mayo is fuckin nasty oily greasy shit to cover up the taste of poorly cooked food

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 12:45 PM   #7
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i like spicy mayo w/ fried rice & stuff

it's a true wonder of the culinary world

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 12:57 PM   #8
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Not gonna lie i have never liked mayo as anything other than a song

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 01:59 PM   #9
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Literally everyone agrees on this.
Everyone who is white

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 03:48 PM   #10
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Old 10-15-2020, 04:09 PM   #11
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i don't think guac counts as a condiment

only condiment i use regularly is ketchup so i guess that's my answer, but i'm not enthusiastic about it

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 04:57 PM   #12
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I don't like Heinz. Too sweet for me. When I do eat ketchup I like True Made, which tastes more of tomato and more savory.


 
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Old 10-15-2020, 05:28 PM   #13
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Old 10-15-2020, 05:29 PM   #14
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in the place I work most things have vegan mayo, which actually tastes better than the animal torture mayo

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 05:30 PM   #15
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i don't think guac counts as a condiment
i don't think guac counts as word

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 05:32 PM   #16
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MAYO SUCKS AND THAT'S A FACT, JACK

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 06:49 PM   #17
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in the place I work most things have vegan mayo, which actually tastes better than the animal torture mayo
that's not Mayonnaise

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 07:03 PM   #18
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your American rules don't apply here, imperialist bastards

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 07:27 PM   #19
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FTR there is NOTHING better than proper frites, still steaming hot, dunked in a bit of mayonnaise

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 08:02 PM   #20
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FTR there is NOTHING better than proper frites, still steaming hot, dunked in a bit of mayonnaise
I’m gonna vomit

 
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Old 10-15-2020, 08:21 PM   #21
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Old 10-15-2020, 08:59 PM   #22
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how could mayonnaise be the best condiment when it's basically synonymous with blandness

it's not even the best egg-based condiment

 
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Old 10-16-2020, 01:52 AM   #23
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I don't like Heinz. Too sweet for me. When I do eat ketchup I like True Made, which tastes more of tomato and more savory.

why/how are you annoying even about liking ketchup

 
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Old 10-16-2020, 02:50 AM   #24
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The best condiment is spicy plum sauce, home made is best but this is ok-ish

 
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Old 10-16-2020, 06:33 AM   #25
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This is how obesity happens.

 
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Old 10-16-2020, 08:51 AM   #26
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mayonaise doesn't kill people, PEOPLE kill people

 
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Old 10-16-2020, 08:59 AM   #27
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Old 10-16-2020, 10:56 AM   #28
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who cares. i like mayo and ketchup on a lot of things. my dad loves ketchup, he eats it on everything!

 
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Mayo gonna kill this bitch.

 
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Old 10-16-2020, 01:00 PM   #30
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