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Old 06-20-2020, 01:08 AM   #211
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I've just been wearing my Star Wars t-shirt.

 
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Old 06-20-2020, 06:46 AM   #212
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Also, people stay the fuck away from me when I'm wearing it, which is nice.
if that's the goal, just print out some of your posts on netphoria and wear those around your neck.

 
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Old 06-20-2020, 06:47 AM   #213
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ah, shit, hadn't seen disco king's superior post. :/

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Old 06-20-2020, 07:58 AM   #214
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if that's the goal, just print out some of your posts on netphoria and wear those around your neck.
Imagine still having a Billy Corgan avatar in 2020

 
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Old 06-20-2020, 12:50 PM   #215
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i'm not really sure why i should try to imagine that.

 
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Old 06-20-2020, 02:18 PM   #216
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Old 06-20-2020, 08:34 PM   #217
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Trump admits to slowing the rate of COVID testing to keep official numbers low.

116,000 Americans are dead and there's no end in sight

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/tru...navirus-cases/

 
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Old 06-20-2020, 08:45 PM   #218
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While there's always been a question of how much of it is stupidity and how much of it is manipulation, I'm not seeing a good argument for openly informing a crowd of people that you're going to cut testing to bring the numbers down.

 
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Old 06-21-2020, 01:11 PM   #219
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oops. I was wrong...

deaths are now over 121,000


 
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Old 06-21-2020, 08:26 PM   #220
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so we were doin some fertility treatment, knawwhatimsayin, but then this corona hit and we had to hit that pause key, 'cause you know, no electives and whatyaknow, but now it's june and it's like we gotta make dis baby and ders no vaccine comin knawhatimean, so, uh, what y'all think about whether we oughta hit gas on this babything or what?

 
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Old 06-21-2020, 09:04 PM   #221
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That paragraph alone convinced me you absolutely should not.

 
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Old 06-21-2020, 09:41 PM   #222
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babies are at high risk

 
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Old 06-21-2020, 10:56 PM   #223
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Babies are also the least contributive members of any household.

 
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Old 06-21-2020, 10:57 PM   #224
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That's three against zero.

#TeamAntinatalism

 
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Old 06-21-2020, 11:25 PM   #225
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Babies are also the least contributive members of any household.
NAH that's old people. they're just on their way out the door and are basically babies. actual babies at least will become older and can do chores. save the babies, save the world.

 
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Old 06-22-2020, 12:57 AM   #226
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so we were doin some fertility treatment, knawwhatimsayin
still can't fuck your gf, eh?

 
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Old 06-22-2020, 02:13 AM   #227
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dang i always confuse ovary and that other poster

 
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Old 06-22-2020, 03:23 AM   #228
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Why in the fuck do u think a human babychild wants to be born during a pandemic

Did u ever stop to ask yourself that question or are u just “omg my life plan require reproducing my genes before it’s too late”

 
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Old 06-22-2020, 08:29 AM   #229
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https://www.reddit.com/r/antinatalism/

 
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Old 06-22-2020, 08:50 AM   #230
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It literally does not work. She experiences extreme pain every time we try, and my dick will just NOT go in. She's a virgin, I am not. We've been dating for a year

Apparently there is a name for this "condition:" Vaginismus.

Apparently you have to "systematically desensitize" the area by starting small and sticking larger and larger things up there, but she wont buy the kits they sell for it and refuses to use a cucumber and a vegetable peeler (my suggestion). Anybody have experience with this/advice?

 
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Old 06-22-2020, 09:35 AM   #231
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anti-procreation is my jam

 
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Old 06-26-2020, 09:48 AM   #232
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Hell yeah, you know you're messin' up when Spider from Powerman 5000 calls you out. Oh you wanted to see Nonpoint? Too bad! Frickin' Sconnie geez.

https://www.pollstar.com/article/her...acklash-144895

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/25/us/wi...rnd/index.html

The Electric Blockaloo isn’t the only festival that’s rebranded itself this week. Herd Immunity Fest in Ringle, Wis., is now known as the “July Mini Fest” after attracting a slew of negative attention for its name, including Nonpoint backing out from performing.

Herd immunity “refers to a point at which so many people gain immunity to a virus, either through natural infections or vaccinations, that the overall risk of new infections becomes very low,” according to LiveScience.com. Presumably, the joke with the festival was that attendees in close quarters at the event would purposely catch COVID-19 and thus gain immunity – a direct contrast to the rest of the music industry which has shut down mass gatherings in hopes of fans avoiding passing along the coronavirus.

The July 16-18 event at the Q&Z Expo Center in Ringle features 15 bands including Static-X, Adelitas Way, Dope, Bobaflex, Versus Me and Thunderstruck.

Powerman 5000 frontman Spider One took to social media to call out some of the bands on the lineup, tweeting June 23, “A bunch of bands that I consider peers and some friends are partaking in a show called “herd immunity fest”, which by that title is basically saying to their fans, come see us and we hope you get sick. What the actual fuck??”

Nonpoint replied June 24, “Hey brother. Nonpoint is not playing because of the way the festival is named. We have dropped off.”

The festival has since abandoned the name and posted updates on social media assuring fans that the capacity for the festival had taken social distancing into consideration.

“For the record the venues land can accommodate up to 10,000 occupancy,” the festival posted on Facebook June 24. “This is an OUTDOOR EVENT for 3 Days. We are only selling 20% of that so anyone has the choice and ability to social distance. The Festival is also not called ‘Herd Immunity’ and the name no longer tied to any of our social media or promotion.”

Another post referenced the backlash over the original name and declared, “Enough with the media hype and back to the show! This is going to be an awesome 3 days of rock. Tickets keep selling and are not stopping. See you at the show!!”

Three-day passes are priced at $105.50, including overnight parking, and available via Eventbrite. Single-day tickets are not being sold.

Wisconsin has 25,763 confirmed positive cases of COVID-19 and 757 deaths, according to the Wisconsin Department of Health Services as of June 24. Wisconsin Public Radio reports “22 counties in the state have a ‘high’ COVID-19 activity level – a designation based on a county's number of cases per 100,000 residents over the past 14 days, and the extent to which that case rate is increasing.” Marathon country, which includes Ringle, is listed as high activity.

The county has 130 positive cases, with 6,125 confirmed negative cases and 1 resident death, according to the Marathon County Health Department.


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Old 06-26-2020, 10:02 AM   #233
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A damn shame that Sponge is billed so low.

 
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Old 06-26-2020, 11:41 AM   #234
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Old 06-26-2020, 11:50 AM   #235
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"Six feet is military protocol, so when the 5 G comes out they're gonna scan eveybody"



 
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Old 06-26-2020, 09:52 PM   #236
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Shelves clearing out again in my state

Here in the God forsaken bible belted middle western area of the USA in which i had the misfortune to have been birthed, and then foolishly stayed

Mud, mosquitos, and plague

Yay, summer

 
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Old 06-26-2020, 09:58 PM   #237
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Loving these Lincoln Project ads.

What do we think the October Surprise is going to be, this time? The market value for dirt is about to hit an all-time peak.

 
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Old 06-26-2020, 10:31 PM   #238
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Constitutional scholars will notice a hitherto unnoticed clause that dictates that the powers of the president are to go no further than proclaiming the date in the Washington town square at sunrise each morning (except for on national holidays or during weather that could spur ill health), as well as the current number of chickens in the White House coop, as to ensure that the public is satisfied that the First Family is not taking advantage of their position to overfeed themselves.

Both candidates will drop out and instead seek to compete for the next-most saught-after position in contemporary American culture: winner of The Voice.

 
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Old 06-29-2020, 01:48 PM   #239
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You Might Be a Covidiot If:

You go to a landmark LA Taco Stand, refuse to wear a mask, get beligernant and throw water at the employees, forcing your favorite taco stand to close.

Source: NBC News: https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/l...staff/2387553/
Asshole covidiots.

 
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Old 06-29-2020, 11:33 PM   #240
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Masks will finally be required here in indoor public spaces starting Wednesday. I've never seen a group of people so pissed off over decency and sensibility.

 
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