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Old 06-10-2016, 10:20 PM   #1
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Default What happened to Airplane Mode and the baby?

I mean, I'm not the most plugged in, but have they been traveling on the tour? Is Augustus demanding succulent boob milk on the rider?

 
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Old 06-11-2016, 01:01 AM   #2
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Baby? What baby? Billy knows no baby.

 
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Old 06-11-2016, 02:04 AM   #3
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What I find surprising is not even the paparazzi give a fuck. You'd think a pic of Billy Corgan with a baby would be worth a few bucks to TMZ or something. But nada!

 
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Old 06-11-2016, 09:23 AM   #4
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The DNA test came in and one of the herpes bumps he got from Courtney is the dad.

billy disowned the bastard.

 
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Old 06-18-2016, 08:38 PM   #5
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Well no updates. Poo.

 
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Old 06-18-2016, 08:50 PM   #6
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Can somebody explain to me why her nickname is "Airplane Mode?"

 
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Old 06-18-2016, 09:00 PM   #7
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ŕ la mode

 
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Old 06-18-2016, 09:00 PM   #8
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hahaha

 
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Old 06-18-2016, 10:02 PM   #9
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Can somebody explain to me why her nickname is "Airplane Mode?"
at the coffee shop when people talk too loud she uses the euphemism "put it in airplane mode" instead of telling them to shut up. It's some new york posh thing.

 
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Old 06-18-2016, 11:11 PM   #10
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Old 06-19-2016, 01:34 AM   #11
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Can somebody explain to me why her nickname is "Airplane Mode?"
what happened was that she told someone that lived in New Zealand to drive over, but it was across the ocean and she just followed up with "just put your car in airplane mode".

 
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Old 06-19-2016, 04:59 AM   #12
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Can somebody explain to me why her nickname is "Airplane Mode?"
at the madam zuzu synth thing with whatever book it was playing, she told everyone to turn their phones off because they could interfere with the synths. someone said something about putting it in airplane mode instead and she said "Airplane mode means nothing to me!"

http://www.esquire.com/entertainment...ha-coffeeshop/

 
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:40 AM   #13
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She tosses baby AJ across the cafe, but thinks it's ok because she puts his arms out "in airplane mode" before she tosses him. She's got quite an arm.

 
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Old 06-19-2016, 10:31 PM   #14
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ah, no wonder we haven't seen him yet

 
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Old 06-20-2016, 12:33 PM   #15
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I hope she's sad and lonely as she breastfeeds baby AJ for being so fuckin' rude about airplane mode

 
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Old 06-20-2016, 02:22 PM   #16
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Well said, AJ Sampsom, well said!

 
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Old 06-20-2016, 10:35 PM   #17
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The dude couldn't go on tour fast enough once the baby popped out.
"I hired a nanny for you. Going on tour now forever. Peace"

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 12:57 AM   #18
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both murdered by Billy and stored in "the vault"

thank god.. baby AJ would have been the next Hitler

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 03:37 AM   #19
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you could say aeroplane mode has been switched off

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 04:54 AM   #20
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airplane mode means nothing to billy

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 08:45 AM   #21
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airplane mode means nothing to billy
that's me.ta as fuck. I love it.

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 12:34 PM   #22
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Typical SP fan at VIP or ZuZus event: "What's the meaning behind 1979, Billy?"
Typical Netphorian: "I doubt your baby even exists, Billy"

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 08:49 PM   #23
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it's important to ask the hard questions.

if billy wants to play softball he can stay home with his yesmen.

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 09:31 PM   #24
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Name dropping:
Chloe Mendel herself is living now in "Airplane Mode"...

 
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Old 06-22-2016, 08:22 AM   #25
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Typical SP fan at VIP or ZuZus event: "What's the meaning behind 1979, Billy?"
Typical Netphorian: "I doubt your baby even exists, Billy"
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it's important to ask the hard questions.

if billy wants to play softball he can stay home with his yesmen.
he brought it upon himself, with all this infowars stuff...

 
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Old 06-22-2016, 10:20 AM   #26
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Who the fuck is Chloe Mendel?

 
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Old 06-22-2016, 11:26 AM   #27
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Who the fuck is Chloe Mendel?
she's a waitress at the zuzu cafe that makes 13.50$/hour plus tips. If you spill your coffee, or piss on the floor in the bathroom, she's the one that'll mop up after you.


she was also really fat for a while.

 
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Old 06-22-2016, 06:39 PM   #28
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Well, now I know.

 
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Old 06-22-2016, 09:38 PM   #29
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She'll probably fish out your Upper Decker.

 
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Old 06-22-2016, 09:59 PM   #30
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she was also really fat for a while.


I mean not really fat maybe just a bit chubs and she was only 12 then.

Way back then.

In 2005.

 
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