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Old 11-17-2020, 02:46 AM   #1
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Thumbs down Car insurance commercials are ruining the few watchable network television programs

I'm usually quick with the mute button, but these car insurance commercials are just out of control. Maybe our insurance premiums wouldn't be so high if these companies would stop blowing so much of our money on advertising. Maybe it's time to find an insurance company that doesn't advertise so heavily?

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Old 11-17-2020, 05:52 AM   #2
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insurance ads are the fucking worst dude

i mean it's like a fucking arms race now between who can have the most annoying one. i hate them all so fucking much and i hate that i can't even write an intelligent post about it cause it just pisses me off so much i sound like a 13 year old but fuck me. they are fucking trash

insurance is such a shitty horrible product too. you pay them money and pray nothing happens to your shit, and if it does, they still try to fuck you over. never mind if you'd just save that money you could probably replace shit yourself

 
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Old 11-17-2020, 10:38 AM   #3
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what about the general? at least their commercials are of shitty quality so they aren't blowing as much skrilla (maybe). you know farmer's insurance is spending mad bank for those elaborate sets and whatnot.

advertising and marketing in general are gross professions.

 
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Old 11-17-2020, 06:09 PM   #4
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Little Nora is eight years old. Nora likes to walk Blinky, her Jack Russell Terrier. Blinky and Nora are the best of friends. Watch as they run through rolling, lush fields together. Check out Nora's inexplicably diverse family as they prepare tacos in a collective fit of what appears to be borderline painful laughter.

Get a mortgage with our bank.

 
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Old 11-17-2020, 07:34 PM   #5
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People from Chicago, pull for Chicago. We root for its teams, celebrate its successes, push through its challenges. When people call us the 'Second City', it's misleading; we're second-to-none. We're hard-working, resilient, but we have a good time. When you live in Chicago, you probably call this home--your bank should, too.

 
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Old 11-17-2020, 08:27 PM   #6
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what about the general?
i heard an anecdote the other day that if someone hits you and pulls out the general you might as well drive away. idk what that means but i heard it.

 
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Old 11-17-2020, 08:28 PM   #7
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also what if the general got his own movie line?

 
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