Worst song titles - Page 2

redbreegull · 12-24-2015, 07:19 PM

Calling a song Strayz and then calling a song on the follow up album Starz is pretty fucking dumb. Both terrible songs too.

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-24-2015, 10:10 PM

it was an attempt to tap into that "new language" that "new kids" use to "get back into mainstream".

don't blame your lack of business skillz on teh bill.

fuzzyroes · 12-24-2015, 10:36 PM

How has no one mentioned Hello Kitty Kat?

reprise85 · 12-24-2015, 11:03 PM

that's a good title

Ram27 · 12-25-2015, 01:25 AM

Because it's such a good song it redeems the title

panda show · 12-25-2015, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ram27

Because it's such a good song it redeems the title

it's still a really stupid song name..
just like here is no why, jellybelly, and so on..

FoolofaTook · 12-25-2015, 12:19 PM

wait wut?

I hope you die and go to hell and get a thousand demon dicks shoved up your ass.

How dare you find fault with anything MCIS related, blaspheming heretic!

FoolofaTook · 12-25-2015, 12:20 PM

Here Is No Why is pure nihilistic splendetic senescence, and Jellybelly is beyond the realm of written words dude.

redbreegull · 12-25-2015, 02:52 PM

most SP songs are either purposefully over or understated by their titles. A song is either "mayonaise" or "porcelina of the vast oceans," "starla" or "behold! the nightmare"

Huppert · 12-25-2015, 07:30 PM

Took me a while to memorize SP songs names. Probably cause I listened most of the material in a short time.

I still struggle with abbreviations tho. It's really easier for me to read/write the first word of a title than figuring out things like "GATGC".

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-25-2015, 10:38 PM

eat sack noob

dreams of glass · 12-26-2015, 10:39 AM

Behold! The Night Mare

enthusaroo · 12-29-2015, 06:41 AM

Starz.

The Jackals Lick Their Balls.

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-29-2015, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

piper at the gates of dawn is da shit yo.

yo yo yo
i know a mouse and he hasn't got a house i don't know why i call him gerald

FoolofaTook · 12-29-2015, 12:01 PM

did u know that barrett took that title from a chapter in the wind in the willows in which they meet Pan?

pretty fucking awesome huh

FoolofaTook · 12-29-2015, 12:02 PM

also porcelina is not over stated, titularly speaking.

it is apt. fucking epic title for a fucking epic song.

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-29-2015, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

did u know that barrett took that title from a chapter in the wind in the willows in which they meet Pan?

pretty fucking awesome huh

no!

which title? bike?

what is the wind in the willows? who are they?

LaBelle · 12-29-2015, 12:37 PM

G.L.O.W.

Rocket Launcher · 12-29-2015, 02:03 PM

Billy's shitty song titles graphically seen would look like a wave...shitty in his early songwriting days, top mid 90s till 2000, then growing exponentially shittier...f(x) = y

Ram27 · 12-29-2015, 02:14 PM

The graph of shitty song titles is f(x) = 1

Graph of song quality is f(x) = sin(X)

redbreegull · 12-29-2015, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

also porcelina is not over stated, titularly speaking.

it is apt. fucking epic title for a fucking epic song.

do you understand how vast an actual ocean is

FoolofaTook · 12-29-2015, 04:30 PM

i bet you it isn't as vast as your mother's butthole!

eyeboogers · 12-29-2015, 05:21 PM

I think I may have stumbled onto the origins for the "Pretty, pretty STAR" song title. An excerpt from an interview with Mike Garson (mostly about working with David Bowie):

"I went to visit Billy Corgan at the recording studio, he was making an album. I worked with his band Smashing Pumpkins on a couple of their tours and one of their albums, and I did the movie soundtrack for Stigmata with him. We’re good friends. So I went to see him the other day, and he said, “Oh, I love that last track on Aladdin Sane.” He thought it was called “The Prettiest Star,” and he sang it to me, and it was “Lady Grinning Soul.”

redbreegull · 12-29-2015, 05:28 PM

yeah in 2005 Billy blatantly said PPS is a Bowie homage and that the title was to show everyone that yes, he was going there.

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-29-2015, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

also porcelina is not over stated, titularly speaking.

ur mom is also pretty titular

run2pee · 12-29-2015, 10:17 PM

I guess I'm the only one who loves pretty pretty star. It was the first song to hook me off future embrace and still probably my favorite.

Than again my fucking name is run to me

NovaFritz · 12-30-2015, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me

I guess I'm the only one who loves pretty pretty star. It was the first song to hook me off future embrace and still probably my favorite.

Than again my fucking name is run to me

Wow. I would love to see your best of list, I am wondering if it would have an affinity with my worst of list.

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-30-2015, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket Launcher

Billy's shitty song titles graphically seen would look like a wave...shitty in his early songwriting days, top mid 90s till 2000, then growing exponentially shittier...f(x) = y

did you mean f(x) = -y²

redbreegull · 12-30-2015, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

ur mom is also pretty titular

nice

Rocket Launcher · 12-30-2015, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

did you mean f(x) = -y²

yes, duh me :/

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12-24-2015, 07:19 PM	#31
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,751	Calling a song Strayz and then calling a song on the follow up album Starz is pretty fucking dumb. Both terrible songs too.

12-24-2015, 10:10 PM	#32
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	it was an attempt to tap into that "new language" that "new kids" use to "get back into mainstream". don't blame your lack of business skillz on teh bill.

12-24-2015, 10:36 PM	#33
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	How has no one mentioned Hello Kitty Kat?

12-24-2015, 11:03 PM	#34
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	that's a good title

12-25-2015, 01:25 AM	#35
Ram27 dumb Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds Posts: 11,365	Because it's such a good song it redeems the title

12-25-2015, 12:19 PM	#37
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	wait wut? I hope you die and go to hell and get a thousand demon dicks shoved up your ass. How dare you find fault with anything MCIS related, blaspheming heretic!

12-25-2015, 12:20 PM	#38
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Here Is No Why is pure nihilistic splendetic senescence, and Jellybelly is beyond the realm of written words dude.

12-25-2015, 02:52 PM	#39
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,751	most SP songs are either purposefully over or understated by their titles. A song is either "mayonaise" or "porcelina of the vast oceans," "starla" or "behold! the nightmare"

12-25-2015, 07:30 PM	#40
Huppert Amish Rake Fighter Location: your basement Posts: 15	Took me a while to memorize SP songs names. Probably cause I listened most of the material in a short time. I still struggle with abbreviations tho. It's really easier for me to read/write the first word of a title than figuring out things like "GATGC".

12-25-2015, 10:38 PM	#41
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	eat sack noob

12-26-2015, 10:39 AM	#42
dreams of glass Apocalyptic Poster Location: The Bay Area, CA Posts: 2,226	Behold! The Night Mare

12-29-2015, 06:41 AM	#43
enthusaroo Apocalyptic Poster Location: ameriKKKa Posts: 2,747	Starz. The Jackals Lick Their Balls.

12-29-2015, 12:01 PM	#45
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	did u know that barrett took that title from a chapter in the wind in the willows in which they meet Pan? pretty fucking awesome huh

12-29-2015, 12:02 PM	#46
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	also porcelina is not over stated, titularly speaking. it is apt. fucking epic title for a fucking epic song.

12-29-2015, 12:37 PM	#48
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	G.L.O.W.

12-29-2015, 02:03 PM	#49
Rocket Launcher Apocalyptic Poster Location: boar city, countryside of munich Posts: 1,113	Billy's shitty song titles graphically seen would look like a wave...shitty in his early songwriting days, top mid 90s till 2000, then growing exponentially shittier...f(x) = y

12-29-2015, 02:14 PM	#50
Ram27 dumb Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds Posts: 11,365	The graph of shitty song titles is f(x) = 1 Graph of song quality is f(x) = sin(X)

12-29-2015, 04:30 PM	#52
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	i bet you it isn't as vast as your mother's butthole!

12-29-2015, 05:21 PM	#53
eyeboogers Demi-God Posts: 315	I think I may have stumbled onto the origins for the "Pretty, pretty STAR" song title. An excerpt from an interview with Mike Garson (mostly about working with David Bowie): "I went to visit Billy Corgan at the recording studio, he was making an album. I worked with his band Smashing Pumpkins on a couple of their tours and one of their albums, and I did the movie soundtrack for Stigmata with him. We’re good friends. So I went to see him the other day, and he said, “Oh, I love that last track on Aladdin Sane.” He thought it was called “The Prettiest Star,” and he sang it to me, and it was “Lady Grinning Soul.”

12-29-2015, 05:28 PM	#54
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,751	yeah in 2005 Billy blatantly said PPS is a Bowie homage and that the title was to show everyone that yes, he was going there.

12-29-2015, 10:17 PM	#56
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,746	I guess I'm the only one who loves pretty pretty star. It was the first song to hook me off future embrace and still probably my favorite. Than again my fucking name is run to me