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03-04-2015, 10:58 PM | #31 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
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I would be the Kate in this Lost situation.
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03-04-2015, 10:58 PM | #32 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
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I got criminal background to spare
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03-04-2015, 11:04 PM | #33 |
Socialphobic
Location: Your god damn living room
Posts: 10,000
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03-04-2015, 11:13 PM | #34 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
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or I would loot the luggage of the people who died and set up a trading racket
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03-04-2015, 11:16 PM | #35 |
Braindead
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I've never really fantasized about these kind of survival scenarios.
I'd probably just kill myself day one. |
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03-04-2015, 11:17 PM | #36 |
Braindead
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I think SuckSuckStyle would be okay
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03-04-2015, 11:27 PM | #37 |
Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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with all that weed, yeah
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03-04-2015, 11:40 PM | #38 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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i'm treasurer.
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03-04-2015, 11:56 PM | #39 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
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Someone would probably get me pregnant and then allow me to go full term and give birth, then slaughter my new born baby after my milk came in, so as to convert my abundant fat reserves into easily digestible nutrition.
So I'd be kept alive but in a stall or crate of some kind. |
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03-05-2015, 12:08 AM | #40 |
Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
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I was gonna say i would spend my time screaming some thing or other about "my bayby" in an aussie accent....but i guess that'd be vix.
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03-05-2015, 12:17 AM | #41 |
Through Silver In Buds
Location: Centralia
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The phrase "bamboo decks" has made me reimagine this in a Gilligans Island style where we have all mod cons made of bamboo and stuff. We could have monkey butlers.
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03-05-2015, 12:33 AM | #42 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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if for some reason netphoria posters were all that was left of humankind then we are far better off mercifully dying than repopulating. doomed, just doomed
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03-05-2015, 12:41 AM | #43 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
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I would refuse to have kids on any circumstance.
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03-05-2015, 12:43 AM | #44 |
Braindead
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I should have read Lord of the Flies in high school
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03-05-2015, 12:58 AM | #45 |
Saturday Night Goth
Location: POLLOS
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Who would be Piggy?
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03-05-2015, 02:38 AM | #46 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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Probably me.
I've got the body and the brains of a smart 12 (?) year old and I'm cool with death. We're bros. |
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03-05-2015, 02:40 AM | #47 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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03-05-2015, 02:40 AM | #48 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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03-05-2015, 02:41 AM | #49 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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I would likely try to form alliances between everybody and end up being the first eaten.
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03-05-2015, 03:36 AM | #50 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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03-05-2015, 03:51 AM | #51 |
Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
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I would cope fine because i don't take drugs prescribed or illegal.
I would wait until everyone starts entering withdrawal and then take charge since no one would be in any state to fight me. Then i'd reveal i brought with me the whole stash of several months worth fluoxetine i've been hoarding for a year and the codeine and pseudoephedrine i have in my pharmacy for no good reason (clearly these are lacking drugs but in the state everybody would be in, it would be deemed better than nothing). I would then put everyone into a pit and fight to the death for the right to the drugs. If they refused i would tell them only i know the location of the drugs and they have no other way to get to them. Everybody would agree this is the only logical solution and besides, no one would want to have to share the limited stash of drugs anyway. Then i would kill off the remaining exhausted winner. Except if its a woman in which case i would ask her if she is willing to be my mate since we have proved ourselves to be the strongest (if its one of the gay netphorian guys i may be like eh whatever it's not like i've got better options, whadyasay?). I (or we) would then cut everyone up and smoke and cure the meat. This would hopefully help me/us last long enough to get rescued or at least make a good raft. |
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03-05-2015, 03:51 AM | #52 |
Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
Posts: 7,765
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is what a sociopath sounds like |
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03-05-2015, 03:54 AM | #53 |
Braindead
Location: TX
Posts: 16,289
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I'm so high
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03-05-2015, 03:55 AM | #54 |
Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
Posts: 7,765
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right now?
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03-05-2015, 03:56 AM | #55 |
Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
Posts: 7,765
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ever since i got to 5000th post and changed my av to a black and white pic of someone i sometimes think my posts are yours and vice versa at a glance.
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03-05-2015, 03:56 AM | #56 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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03-05-2015, 04:05 AM | #57 |
Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
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this scenario is flawed because why would i board a plane?
I wouldn't do that. |
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03-05-2015, 04:07 AM | #58 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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isn't it ironic
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03-05-2015, 04:07 AM | #59 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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don't you think?
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03-05-2015, 04:07 AM | #60 |
Banned
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a little too ironic
ya I really do think |
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