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Old 03-04-2015, 10:58 PM   #31
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I would be the Kate in this Lost situation.

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:58 PM   #32
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I got criminal background to spare

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:04 PM   #33
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I vote for marls marola
If there's any voting going
for what, praytell

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:13 PM   #34
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or I would loot the luggage of the people who died and set up a trading racket

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:16 PM   #35
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I've never really fantasized about these kind of survival scenarios.

I'd probably just kill myself day one.

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:17 PM   #36
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I think SuckSuckStyle would be okay

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:27 PM   #37
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with all that weed, yeah

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:40 PM   #38
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i'm treasurer.

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:56 PM   #39
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Someone would probably get me pregnant and then allow me to go full term and give birth, then slaughter my new born baby after my milk came in, so as to convert my abundant fat reserves into easily digestible nutrition.

So I'd be kept alive but in a stall or crate of some kind.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 12:08 AM   #40
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I was gonna say i would spend my time screaming some thing or other about "my bayby" in an aussie accent....but i guess that'd be vix.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 12:17 AM   #41
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imma be spinnin "the bunny hop" on my bamboo decks, better be ready to keep up or else you're gettin the stick. Afterward i will promptly be pulling the one-handed bow & arrow on myself of course
The phrase "bamboo decks" has made me reimagine this in a Gilligans Island style where we have all mod cons made of bamboo and stuff. We could have monkey butlers.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 12:33 AM   #42
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if for some reason netphoria posters were all that was left of humankind then we are far better off mercifully dying than repopulating. doomed, just doomed

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 12:41 AM   #43
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I would refuse to have kids on any circumstance.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 12:43 AM   #44
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I should have read Lord of the Flies in high school

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 12:58 AM   #45
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Who would be Piggy?

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 02:38 AM   #46
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Probably me.

I've got the body and the brains of a smart 12 (?) year old and I'm cool with death. We're bros.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 02:40 AM   #47
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I imagine things will get fucked up really quickly since most of us will run out of meds within a month
lol true true

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 02:40 AM   #48
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I should have read Lord of the Flies in high school
Actually that would probably be a bad thing to read right before this event.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 02:41 AM   #49
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I would likely try to form alliances between everybody and end up being the first eaten.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 03:36 AM   #50
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It's ok, he could use his 1/16th Native American blood and set up a casino to make some money.
Yo that's a stereotype my people are offended

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 03:51 AM   #51
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I would cope fine because i don't take drugs prescribed or illegal.

I would wait until everyone starts entering withdrawal and then take charge since no one would be in any state to fight me. Then i'd reveal i brought with me the whole stash of several months worth fluoxetine i've been hoarding for a year and the codeine and pseudoephedrine i have in my pharmacy for no good reason (clearly these are lacking drugs but in the state everybody would be in, it would be deemed better than nothing).

I would then put everyone into a pit and fight to the death for the right to the drugs. If they refused i would tell them only i know the location of the drugs and they have no other way to get to them. Everybody would agree this is the only logical solution and besides, no one would want to have to share the limited stash of drugs anyway. Then i would kill off the remaining exhausted winner. Except if its a woman in which case i would ask her if she is willing to be my mate since we have proved ourselves to be the strongest (if its one of the gay netphorian guys i may be like eh whatever it's not like i've got better options, whadyasay?). I (or we) would then cut everyone up and smoke and cure the meat. This would hopefully help me/us last long enough to get rescued or at least make a good raft.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 03:51 AM   #52
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is what a sociopath sounds like

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 03:54 AM   #53
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I'm so high

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 03:55 AM   #54
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right now?

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 03:56 AM   #55
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ever since i got to 5000th post and changed my av to a black and white pic of someone i sometimes think my posts are yours and vice versa at a glance.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 03:56 AM   #56
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is onboard a plane which crash lands on a tiny, extremely remote island. The possibility of being rescued is minute.

How does this play out? Who lives? Who dies? Who forms alliances?
fuck this, guys. i'm going home.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 04:05 AM   #57
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this scenario is flawed because why would i board a plane?

I wouldn't do that.

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 04:07 AM   #58
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isn't it ironic

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 04:07 AM   #59
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don't you think?

 
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Old 03-05-2015, 04:07 AM   #60
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a little too ironic

ya I really do think

 
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