I Know What You Did Last Chat Thread

[FoolofaTook]

As much as it pains my heart/soul to agree with Slunken, AHS blows.

[vixnix]

I've always liked it. I like the model, having the same cast each time with different settings and storylines. It's like watching a little theatre troupe. And Jessica Lange. I'd watch it jut for her. Plus, Kathy Bates. In terms of what else is being produced, I watch a lot of stuff that's way less engaging than AHS. Every season there's a good gimmick and a few great characters I reckon. Plus there are some interesting guest stars usually.

I've really enjoyed it. But when I watched it with my brother I realised it was basically a soap opera with murder. I like all the Murphy/Falchuk crap. Loved nip/tuck. It's a guilty pleasure.

[vixnix]

I may or may not have become interested in nip/tuck because of Julian mcmahon

[buzzard]

A fan since Home & Away, I hope.

[vixnix]

It's worse than that. I never watched home and away. I saw him first as Dannii Minogue's husband in a Dolly or Girlfriend magazine and had his image burned onto my brain ever since. LAMESAUCE

[vixnix]

It would have been something like this. He wasn't even that good looking, it was just that he was Australian. He was like the only good looking guy in Australia or New Zealand at the time, so I remembered his name.

Like oh, Julian McMahon, the only good-looking guy in New Zealand and Australia combined is in nip/tuck, maybe I'll give it a go. And then I was hooked.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/16976505/original.jpg

[buzzard]

I'm loving his Elepants.

[Ram27]

hey netphoria

i wanna send this text to a girl i used to know from high school. if it's fuckin stupid lemme know cause i'm sure it mostly is
_________________

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfsadfasdfas dfads don't read this shit

[Ram27]

actually that's a bad idea i'm sure

like even if it was a good little paragraph i'd regret it in the morning anyway

d r u n k b o a r d i n g

[vixnix]

i guess the first thing is how long ago were you at high school

[Ram27]

like 2-3 years ago

yeah maybe it's bad

we used to go to the same university but then she transferred like a year ago

[Ram27]

let's listen to some fuckin shoegaze instead

[vixnix]

well here's a pro tip from a 37 year old

never say "asfhsd don't read that shit"

just ban that saying from your mind.

And yeah. Wait until the morning before you send anything, nostalgia guy.

[Ram27]

probably a good idea

thanks

gonna edit that fuckin post now lol

[vixnix]

Sorry, that came out in a very harsh way - I didn't mean it to be harsh.

It was a really nice message and it was nice that you thought of her.

Sometimes I just automatically give out the feedback that I grew up getting and I forget that it's as shitty to other people as it always was to me

[Ram27]

no that's fine

harshness is probably good to temper me being weird

and thanks for that edit

[buzzard]

Don't look to Netphoria for relationship advice, Ramesses XXVII.

[FoolofaTook]

Yule Brynnner beatch!

[FoolofaTook]

Yesterday at work I found a bosnian coin. got exicted (slavs are sentimental saps) and shared with my boss, justin the x-thug [18th st]). He asked me how many countries I had been to and I hestitantly and humbly told him over 40.
He kept acting friendly. then before leaving he asks me to clean our beyond filthy toilet that they haven't touched in probably a year or two. he tells me to use furniture polish.

he leaves and i take over the shift. i go to the main supply closet and take clorox and this hardcore shit with skull and crossbones on it. i think i burned my throat from inhaling the fumes of the cleanser. I mopped the floor with six or seven buckets, water turned black like coffee. now that bitch is sparkling like the silmarils of feanor and smelling like the amarinths of eden.

yeah!!

[FoolofaTook]

The urinal was caked with urine. yes i meant to say caked. now you can lick it with pleasure.

[FoolofaTook]

(That's what she said'!!)

Nice one took!

[FoolofaTook]

And I will keep cleaning it weekly until the day i drop the atom bomb on them and tell them i am leaving for ethiopia.

[FoolofaTook]

sober lyfe yo

[FoolofaTook]

Just got offered full time custodian position at the local community college.

SWEET

[ilikeplanets]

in high school a few years ago? sheesh my 10 yr reunion will be in may. not even in the state and am probs not invited anyway. everyone already knows how i turned out.

[ilikeplanets]

speaking of being 27, does that make me too old to be drooling over BTS's new comeback? my heart is literally racing. perhaps my daughter wants a half-korean sibling!

[Elphenor]

Feel like I'm drowning in my own my own mucas today

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Just got offered full time custodian position at the local community college.

SWEET

Congrats!!!!

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by slunken

AHS is what a gay man thinks scary horror is. It's borderline satire. THERE'S A BLIND WOMAN AND SHE'S JERKING OFF AND SHE'S OLD! THERE'S A CLOWN AND HE'S NAKED!!! THERE'S A MAN WHO IS JUST JERKING OFF NONSTOP IN FRONT OF A WINDOW!!! WE ARE TOTALLY FREAKING OUT THE SQUARES WITH THESE IDEAS!!!

Literally the dumbest show I ever watched one episode of.

I liked that one episode where Maroon 5 guy gets his arm chopped off. Made me larf.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

in high school a few years ago? sheesh my 10 yr reunion will be in may. not even in the state and am probs not invited anyway. everyone already knows how i turned out.

My 10 year reunion was 5 years ago. That means I am as far away from my 10 year reunion as I am close to my 20 year year reunion.

Which really means nothing. Because time is meaningless.