Grossest Story EVAR! - Page 3

Dead · 11-28-2002, 05:19 AM

At first I thought the jolly rancher story was the best story ever. Then the photos got me laughing so hard. Then I saw the shrimp story. It was the new best story ever. Then I saw that it was just a myth. Then I was really disappointed. I once had a yeasty experience but there were no crunchy chunks involved. Stupid chicks.

Geek USA · 11-28-2002, 05:23 AM

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Originally posted by Dead
At first I thought the jolly rancher story was the best story ever. Then the photos got me laughing so hard. Then I saw the shrimp story. It was the new best story ever. Then I saw that it was just a myth. Then I was really disappointed. I once had a yeasty experience but there were no crunchy chunks involved. Stupid chicks. :(

yeasty experience?!?!oh my god gross

twice · 11-28-2002, 10:13 AM

i gasped when i read the first story. and then giggled. in retrospect i wonder wtf is wrong with me to find that sick shit humorous. goddamn.

strange_one · 11-28-2002, 10:26 AM

I was expecting to be let down when I first started reading the story, but huzzah it was great! I really felt sick for a split second, and that rarely ever happens.

severin · 11-28-2002, 12:43 PM

it had to be done:
http://www.luftensteiner.com/netphoria/pus_rancher.jpg

Victor_Mancini · 11-28-2002, 02:11 PM

I was digusted like everyone else but I have a couple of points that don't make sense...

1. I don't think the nodule was in the same shape as the jolly rancher (rectangle/brick looking thing) so I don't know how you would discern the difference.

2. Who bits into Jolly Ranchers? Those thinks are hard as shit. They have the consistency of steel.

If these hold true than the story has to be fake or exaggerated to some extent.

smashingjj · 11-28-2002, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower
i laughed

meow · 11-28-2002, 02:20 PM

adksfjlsdkjflkdsf

rkjr · 11-28-2002, 02:56 PM

I've always enjoyed the lobster story.

And someone should go type up a lobster-story-style transcript of the event and send it to a bunch of random people. We could go down in internet history. And get on Snopes.

Dead · 11-28-2002, 03:32 PM

The jolly rancher story sounds fake.

And yeah the yeasty experience was gross. If only I had known better.

a fistful of yen · 11-28-2002, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower
i laughed

I cried!

11-28-2002, 08:06 PM

that jolly rancher story is great, but its a fake. I've heard it before in rez around 1999-2000.

same with the lobster story, but its classic.

still, bullshit stories rule but you should own up to it a few days later. lies make baby jesus cry.

Affect · 11-28-2002, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly
that jolly rancher story is great, but its a fake. I've heard it before in rez around 1999-2000.

same with the lobster story, but its classic.

still, bullshit stories rule but you should own up to it a few days later. lies make baby jesus cry.

Agreed. Gonorrhea does not produce semi solid nodules. Especially ones hard enough to be passed off as a Jolly Rancher.

Bullshit.

toyschoketoys · 11-29-2002, 04:37 AM

Whats a jolly rancher, sound like a gay rodeo

Andy / · 10-21-2009, 06:50 PM

OH HERRO

TheMilstead · 10-21-2009, 07:39 PM

MYTH BUSTEDDDDDDD

sickbadthing · 10-21-2009, 07:50 PM

oh darn i can't remember this stuff good thing others can now i can eat pussy with no worries again

Ol' Couch Ass · 10-21-2009, 07:58 PM

Bringing back the cream of the archives

smashingjj · 10-22-2009, 03:38 AM

a NODULE of gonereah

JokeyLoki · 10-16-2010, 10:15 AM

Nice spam bump

ohnoitsbonnie · 10-16-2010, 08:30 PM

Everyone's bad at science in this thread

slunken · 10-16-2010, 09:36 PM

science ruins miracles

Shallowed · 10-16-2010, 09:48 PM

So in eight years has there evar been a grosser story?

JokeyLoki · 10-16-2010, 10:20 PM

I don't recall anything grosser than this.

11-28-2002, 05:19 AM	#61
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11-28-2002, 10:13 AM	#63
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	i gasped when i read the first story. and then giggled. in retrospect i wonder wtf is wrong with me to find that sick shit humorous. goddamn.

11-28-2002, 10:26 AM	#64
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	I was expecting to be let down when I first started reading the story, but huzzah it was great! I really felt sick for a split second, and that rarely ever happens.

11-28-2002, 12:43 PM	#65
severin no more than sympathy Location: lying on the floor Posts: 14,826	it had to be done: http://www.luftensteiner.com/netphoria/pus_rancher.jpg

11-28-2002, 02:11 PM	#66
Victor_Mancini Apocalyptic Poster Location: Funkytown Posts: 1,111	I was digusted like everyone else but I have a couple of points that don't make sense... 1. I don't think the nodule was in the same shape as the jolly rancher (rectangle/brick looking thing) so I don't know how you would discern the difference. 2. Who bits into Jolly Ranchers? Those thinks are hard as shit. They have the consistency of steel. If these hold true than the story has to be fake or exaggerated to some extent.

11-28-2002, 02:20 PM	#68
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,709	adksfjlsdkjflkdsf

11-28-2002, 02:56 PM	#69
rkjr Ownz Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 785	I've always enjoyed the lobster story. And someone should go type up a lobster-story-style transcript of the event and send it to a bunch of random people. We could go down in internet history. And get on Snopes.

11-28-2002, 03:32 PM	#70
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,173	The jolly rancher story sounds fake. And yeah the yeasty experience was gross. If only I had known better.

11-28-2002, 08:06 PM	#72
Ugly Posts: n/a	that jolly rancher story is great, but its a fake. I've heard it before in rez around 1999-2000. same with the lobster story, but its classic. still, bullshit stories rule but you should own up to it a few days later. lies make baby jesus cry.

10-21-2009, 07:39 PM	#76
TheMilstead Minion of Satan Location: Damn fine cup of coffee. Posts: 5,520	MYTH BUSTEDDDDDDD

10-21-2009, 07:50 PM	#77
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,323	oh darn i can't remember this stuff good thing others can now i can eat pussy with no worries again

10-21-2009, 07:58 PM	#78
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,300	Bringing back the cream of the archives

10-22-2009, 03:38 AM	#79
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	a NODULE of gonereah

10-16-2010, 10:15 AM	#80
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,305	Nice spam bump

10-16-2010, 08:30 PM	#81
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	Everyone's bad at science in this thread

10-16-2010, 09:36 PM	#82
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	science ruins miracles

10-16-2010, 09:48 PM	#83
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	So in eight years has there evar been a grosser story?

10-16-2010, 10:20 PM	#84
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,305	I don't recall anything grosser than this.