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Old 05-07-2014, 11:12 PM   #61
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It's not like that at all though.
It's more like Sex is just a natural body function that people make an unnecessary big deal about.

Ideally Id like for us all to be friends who fucked sometimes.
and this is fine! but don't be a transparent cock about it. good god. you haven't discovered some new way of living. you are giving yourself far too much credit.

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:16 PM   #62
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i wrote off the first "retarted" as a typo but i won't do the same for the second.

you seem like a dumb fuck. and you're probably not attractive. the fact that you never saw it means that others are probably just being nice to you.
Whatever dude.
I never saw it because I had awful self-image problems growing up.

You're hilariously judgemental. Just calm down with that shit.
"I know you're type"
Yeah because "my type" spends a lot of time on SP message boards.

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:20 PM   #63
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also any 20-year-old saying that they "used to be all about love" jesus fucking christ can i gouge my own eyes out
I like to mention my age because posts like these are awesome.

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:20 PM   #64
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i used the correct "your"

don't disparage me

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:21 PM   #65
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http://youtu.be/1yfx_rwE8nk?t=44m24s

I'd embed but i can't figure out how to do that with something i am starting from a fixed point

it's aziz on online dating, if you've seen it yet

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:21 PM   #66
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and i was once you on a SP message board

when i was 12

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:21 PM   #67
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e-harmony I am old and I don't want to die alone, i just got a computer two weeks ago LETS GO!

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:22 PM   #68
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and this is fine! but don't be a transparent cock about it. good god. you haven't discovered some new way of living. you are giving yourself far too much credit.
You're reading my posts through some crazy bias.
Just totally assuming a different tone than what Im typing with

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:23 PM   #69
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i used the correct "your"

don't disparage me
Im on a phone with a bad touch screen. But, um, sorry man

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:23 PM   #70
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also any 20-year-old saying that they "used to be all about love" jesus fucking christ can i gouge my own eyes out
seriously

but then again it may be a cycle, you're a teenager in love then you realize it was all shit and you go to your 20s really to pound everyone and then you get to your mid 20s or so (hopefully) and realize how empty that all is and how you got warts on your dick now so you start to worry about mortality and how maybe you might want to find someone awesome because you have friends that did and you get jealous

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:25 PM   #71
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e-harmony I am old and I don't want to die alone, i just got a computer two weeks ago LETS GO!
Are you being serious here?
Because "I dont want to die alone" sounds desperate. But then you were all pissed at me for saying online dating seems like desperation.
I don't get what pissed you off

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:25 PM   #72
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so now we're posting w/ a sentient copy of Weezer's Pinkerton

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:27 PM   #73
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Are you being serious here?
Because "I dont want to die alone" sounds desperate. But then you were all pissed at me for saying online dating seems like desperation.
I don't get what pissed you off
watch the clip

nothing pissed me off, you seem unaware that you sound like a dipstick around adults when you're like "all i like to do is fuck" and "there's no way online dating works"

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:28 PM   #74
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or "online dating is desperate"

i mean for someone who seems to be cool with fucking anyone just for the sake of getting yourself off (it's like masturbating but involving someone else's feelings!) then yeah i guess it would be

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:31 PM   #75
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Sex for me is more like I try to have a lot of friends, then I drink and smoke with these friends and then sometimes I have sex with these friends.

This usually happens by the suggestion of the girl and not me.
I tried to date some girls and was really bad at it.
I also had a relationship with this girl and got really attached and hurt. And now we arent friends because I fucked up and got emotional.
I feel like Id have been better off if Id just been friends with her even after we had sex.

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:32 PM   #76
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:35 PM   #77
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Haha right on.
Im dumb shes a lesbian

Why bother? Its gonna hurt me. Its gonna kill when you desert me

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:36 PM   #78
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oh is pinkerton about fucking a bunch of girls because this one girl hurt you real bad

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:38 PM   #79
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I also had a relationship with this girl and got really attached and hurt. And now we arent friends because I fucked up and got emotional.
you know this is not going to be the only time this happens to you, in your life

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:38 PM   #80
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yes

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:38 PM   #81
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it's also about wanting to fuck japanese teenagers but i will admit i haven't seen much of that from this sentient program yet

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:39 PM   #82
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And the most offensive thing leveled at me is the idea that I don't respect women.

It's not like that. Most of my friends are girls, I'd just rather be friends that have or had sex than in any kind of relationship.

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:39 PM   #83
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i bet he was born the year it came out

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:40 PM   #84
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And the most offensive thing leveled at me is the idea that I don't respect women.

It's not like that. Most of my friends are girls, I'd just rather be friends that have or had sex than in any kind of relationship.

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:41 PM   #85
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Can someone change my title to that?

It's also about being really into this girl but then she turns out to be a lesbian.
This also totally happened to me

"We were as good as married in my mind but married in my mind is no good"

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:42 PM   #86
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"whaddya mean i don't respect broads?

i love girls

i fuck a lot of girls"


 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:44 PM   #87
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"i'm a sensitive guy, you know what i mean?
i got a lot of girl friends, we fuck sometimes, it's not a big deal, right"


 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:44 PM   #88
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The guys that disrespect woman are the ones that bitch about the friend zone and shit

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:45 PM   #89
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She won't fuck me because Im too nicee Wahh
Lol.

I was like that when I was 17.

 
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:46 PM   #90
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"friend zone? what the fuck is a friend zone, i don't know from no friend zone
if we ain't fuckin we ain't friends sweetheart"


 
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