HATE THREAD - Page 4

FoolofaTook · 11-18-2017, 06:06 PM

Brunette. Glasses. Ponytail. Probably the cutest AND somehow hottest girl in town.

What should I do? Ignore her back or make peace with Mitchell?

FoolofaTook · 11-18-2017, 06:07 PM

I also kinda get the feeling that the whole supermarket hates me in varying degrees.

lol

FlamingGlobes · 11-18-2017, 06:08 PM

Cornhole Mitchell. In his ass.

FoolofaTook · 11-18-2017, 06:08 PM

Which one of you recommended Sunshine to me? The other is a shameless liar.

FoolofaTook · 11-18-2017, 06:09 PM

corn·hole noun

1. a game in which small bags filled with dried corn are tossed at a target consisting of an inclined wooden platform with a hole at one end. 2. the anus.

verb · vulgar slang

1. have anal intercourse with (someone).

Urban Dictionary: cornhole Urban Dictionary › define › term=cornh

FoolofaTook · 11-18-2017, 06:09 PM

You learn something new every day!

reprise85 · 11-18-2017, 08:42 PM

there's a new instant win lottery game in florida called cornhole cash. like what

FoolofaTook · 11-18-2017, 09:55 PM

Sigh. I just got cornholed. You should have seen the way they bagged my groceries. Onions on top of my bananas, single bagged (they know I walk). The cashiers of Safeway have declared war on me in the name of Mitchell!!

ilikeplanets · 11-18-2017, 10:13 PM

I played cornhole at a bar on the beach in Florida. Be prepared!!

FoolofaTook · 11-18-2017, 10:15 PM

I am getting prepared. By the cashiers of Safeway lolololol!

FoolofaTook · 11-18-2017, 10:16 PM

Going to have to start bringing my own bag and doing my own bagging. They can't stop me from buying fresh veggies and brown rice watch!

qwerty sp · 11-18-2017, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Which one of you recommended Sunshine to me? The other is a shameless liar.

Rate the last movie you watched

Post no. 2877 (page 96)

qwerty sp · 11-18-2017, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Going to have to start bringing my own bag and doing my own bagging. They can't stop me from buying fresh veggies and brown rice watch!

I thought you didn't know how to cook food

ilikeplanets · 11-18-2017, 10:34 PM

why the fuck would they try to stop you from spending money in their store though? I'm missing something here

ilikeplanets · 11-18-2017, 10:38 PM

Ugh like 4.5 days no cigarettes. I HATE NICOTINE WITHDRAWAL but it's at least a good chunk over. I think.

ilikeplanets · 11-18-2017, 10:39 PM

I've been rewatching a lot of AHS and GOD DAMN do they smoke a lot on that show. It's made me want one so bad but I won't.

ilikeplanets · 11-18-2017, 10:45 PM

I'm very fucking lucky that my daughter has been behaving so well the past few days while the worst of it is in play. Now if the rest of my relatives would stfu this wouldn't be so bad. My poor mom can't help herself, I realize, but it's driving me fucking nuts a little bit. If I wanted a constant stream of input I would ask. And she's starting to repeat things which is a personal pet peeve. *twitch*

FoolofaTook · 11-19-2017, 12:13 AM

Because they think I am leading on Mitchell and being mean to him. Which is (mostly) bullshit. He's just overly excitable. I blame the hair.

FoolofaTook · 11-19-2017, 12:15 AM

I "cook" everything I eat qwerty. I just know nothing about it that's all.

Thawing my turkey right now. Should I leave the stuffing for next time? T's my first turkey so I don't want to be overreaching.

FoolofaTook · 11-19-2017, 12:17 AM

Sorry ilp. I found a pack of Malboro Lights last night. There were 16 smokes left. I smoked one, gagged, flushed the rest down the toilet. Ha!

qwerty sp · 11-19-2017, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Sorry ilp. I found a pack of Malboro Lights last night. There were 16 smokes left. I smoked one, gagged, flushed the rest down the toilet. Ha!

Well played sir

FoolofaTook · 11-19-2017, 08:26 AM

It was so disgusting. I can't believe I spent ten years choking on those things. What is wrong with me?

ilikeplanets · 11-19-2017, 11:12 AM

That's cuz Light cigarettes suck

5 days now, I'm feeling less crappy kinda I think maybe?

FlamingGlobes · 11-19-2017, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Which one of you recommended Sunshine to me? The other is a shameless liar.

Me

FlamingGlobes · 11-19-2017, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Because they think I am leading on Mitchell and being mean to him. Which is (mostly) bullshit. He's just overly excitable. I blame the hair.

Am I missing something here? How did you get so entwined with the employees at your local Safeway?

FFS, just complain to their manager.

FlamingGlobes · 11-19-2017, 11:15 AM

BTW Took, watch eXistenZ if you haven't already.

This has been an official Glaming Flobes rec.

FlamingGlobes · 11-19-2017, 11:16 AM

https://media.giphy.com/media/pcfAoheDsSZws/giphy.gif

FlamingGlobes · 11-19-2017, 11:17 AM

https://media.giphy.com/media/z3ZJ1UOEUDMmA/200.gif

FlamingGlobes · 11-19-2017, 11:17 AM

Now playing on ulozto.net:

https://media.giphy.com/media/11totgMgIFfFjG/giphy.gif

FoolofaTook · 11-19-2017, 11:19 AM

No it's ok. It's like a Silmarillion reenactment. I am Melkor/Morgoth and they are the Noldor. Mitchel is Feanor because I stole his love just like Melkor stole Feanor's Silmarils.

In the end I shall prevail though it would help if I had a couple of Balrogs.

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11-18-2017, 06:06 PM	#91
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Brunette. Glasses. Ponytail. Probably the cutest AND somehow hottest girl in town. What should I do? Ignore her back or make peace with Mitchell?

11-18-2017, 06:07 PM	#92
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I also kinda get the feeling that the whole supermarket hates me in varying degrees. lol

11-18-2017, 06:08 PM	#93
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Cornhole Mitchell. In his ass.

11-18-2017, 06:09 PM	#95
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	corn·hole noun 1. a game in which small bags filled with dried corn are tossed at a target consisting of an inclined wooden platform with a hole at one end. 2. the anus. verb · vulgar slang 1. have anal intercourse with (someone). Urban Dictionary: cornhole Urban Dictionary › define › term=cornh

11-18-2017, 08:42 PM	#97
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	there's a new instant win lottery game in florida called cornhole cash. like what

11-18-2017, 09:55 PM	#98
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Sigh. I just got cornholed. You should have seen the way they bagged my groceries. Onions on top of my bananas, single bagged (they know I walk). The cashiers of Safeway have declared war on me in the name of Mitchell!!

11-18-2017, 10:13 PM	#99
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	I played cornhole at a bar on the beach in Florida. Be prepared!!

11-18-2017, 10:15 PM	#100
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I am getting prepared. By the cashiers of Safeway lolololol!

11-18-2017, 10:16 PM	#101
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Going to have to start bringing my own bag and doing my own bagging. They can't stop me from buying fresh veggies and brown rice watch!

11-18-2017, 10:34 PM	#104
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	why the fuck would they try to stop you from spending money in their store though? I'm missing something here

11-18-2017, 10:38 PM	#105
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	Ugh like 4.5 days no cigarettes. I HATE NICOTINE WITHDRAWAL but it's at least a good chunk over. I think.

11-18-2017, 10:39 PM	#106
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	I've been rewatching a lot of AHS and GOD DAMN do they smoke a lot on that show. It's made me want one so bad but I won't.

11-18-2017, 10:45 PM	#107
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	I'm very fucking lucky that my daughter has been behaving so well the past few days while the worst of it is in play. Now if the rest of my relatives would stfu this wouldn't be so bad. My poor mom can't help herself, I realize, but it's driving me fucking nuts a little bit. If I wanted a constant stream of input I would ask. And she's starting to repeat things which is a personal pet peeve. twitch

11-19-2017, 12:13 AM	#108
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Because they think I am leading on Mitchell and being mean to him. Which is (mostly) bullshit. He's just overly excitable. I blame the hair.

11-19-2017, 12:15 AM	#109
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I "cook" everything I eat qwerty. I just know nothing about it that's all. Thawing my turkey right now. Should I leave the stuffing for next time? T's my first turkey so I don't want to be overreaching.

11-19-2017, 12:17 AM	#110
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Sorry ilp. I found a pack of Malboro Lights last night. There were 16 smokes left. I smoked one, gagged, flushed the rest down the toilet. Ha!

11-19-2017, 08:26 AM	#112
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	It was so disgusting. I can't believe I spent ten years choking on those things. What is wrong with me?

11-19-2017, 11:12 AM	#113
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	That's cuz Light cigarettes suck 5 days now, I'm feeling less crappy kinda I think maybe?

11-19-2017, 11:15 AM	#116
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	BTW Took, watch eXistenZ if you haven't already. This has been an official Glaming Flobes rec.

11-19-2017, 11:16 AM	#117
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	https://media.giphy.com/media/pcfAoheDsSZws/giphy.gif

11-19-2017, 11:17 AM	#118
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	https://media.giphy.com/media/z3ZJ1UOEUDMmA/200.gif

11-19-2017, 11:17 AM	#119
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Now playing on ulozto.net: https://media.giphy.com/media/11totgMgIFfFjG/giphy.gif

11-19-2017, 11:19 AM	#120
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	No it's ok. It's like a Silmarillion reenactment. I am Melkor/Morgoth and they are the Noldor. Mitchel is Feanor because I stole his love just like Melkor stole Feanor's Silmarils. In the end I shall prevail though it would help if I had a couple of Balrogs.