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Old 06-06-2003, 04:28 PM   #1
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Default Netphorian acts of shoplifting- reveal your crimes!!!

Basically, what have you shoplifted. I am 24 and haven't shoplifted since I was 16.

up until 16 I stole:

cigarettes
whatchamacalit candy bar
batteries
fishing string
nestle crunch ice cream bar
about 30 comics(late 1960s Spider-Man)
a box of kleenex

I came from a small town and the shops did not have cameras. i am too much of a pussy to try and steal from a major department store. also it's not worth it and i have no desire to do it.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:28 PM   #2
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I stole a spoon from foleys!

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:28 PM   #3
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What the hell, are you a fed or something?

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:28 PM   #4
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shitload of candy, makeup and jewelry.

not for almost two years.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:30 PM   #5
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probably somewhere close to $1,000 in clothes, girly accessories, and random things for my friends.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:30 PM   #6
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We used to have contests.. who could get the most things, the most expensive item, the most expensive overall haul, the largest item, etc. Stupid kids stuff.

The largest item I ever stole was a fully inflated 2 man raft with oars.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:30 PM   #7
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I stole a spoon from foleys!
man. that day was a shoplifting spree. we got bracelets. forks. hair clips. shoelaces.

the best things we ever stole were those watches at wal-mart. and that kazoo.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:30 PM   #8
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What the hell, are you a fed or something?
yes, i have obtained your SSN and your mothers maiden name.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:31 PM   #9
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We used to have contests.. who could get the most things, the most expensive item, the most expensive overall haul, the largest item, etc. Stupid kids stuff.

The largest item I ever stole was a fully inflated 2 man raft with oars.
how did you manage that?

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:32 PM   #10
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The largest item I ever stole was a fully inflated 2 man raft with oars.
How on Earth...?

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:33 PM   #11
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man. that day was a shoplifting spree. we got bracelets. forks. hair clips. shoelaces.

the best things we ever stole were those watches at wal-mart. and that kazoo.
stealing all that shit from the mall was pretty scary..

I haven't stolen anything since.

oh yah! those watches were the best! oh man harry potter 4 life.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:37 PM   #12
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i stole a bra and a pair of underwear and some markers.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:37 PM   #13
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man. that day was a shoplifting spree. we got bracelets. forks. hair clips. shoelaces.

the best things we ever stole were those watches at wal-mart. and that kazoo.
You guys really did walk right, through the door!

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:37 PM   #14
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how did you manage that?
Two of us turned it upside down and put it over our heads, then ran like hell once someone spotted us.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:37 PM   #15
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i haven't stolen anything in like eight years or so now...but when i was younger:

makeup
alcohol
jewelry
fruit

and when i was 18 my room mates and i used to pay our rent by shoplifting from walmart and then returning the stuff for cash.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:38 PM   #16
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You guys really did walk right, through the door!
woof woof woof.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:40 PM   #17
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women love to steal clothes. lame.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:41 PM   #18
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women love to steal clothes. lame.
it is, it's trashy, too. I have never shoplifted, and never will.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:43 PM   #19
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i am too much of a pussy to try and steal from a major department store. also it's not worth it and i have no desire to do it.
hence your username, i suppose

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:46 PM   #20
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Eh. Nothing. I don't shoplift. It annoys me. I get pissed at my friends when they do it.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:51 PM   #21
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I have never shoplifted, and never will.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:52 PM   #22
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Psshh. That's because you're chicks and dudes always buy things for chicks.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:53 PM   #23
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Psshh. That's because you're chicks and dudes always buy things for chicks.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:53 PM   #24
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i can't count how many bikes i stole when i was younger..
I would steal a bike damn near every time i went somewhere.. if you got off a bike, i was on it. I thought i'd be a car thief when i got older.

but in shoplifting terms...

cigarettes
cigars
beer
pop
knives
sports cards
recently i stole some red bull (i was REALLY broke and bored)
clothing when i was younger (lots of it too)
silver chains
flowers (hahah happy mothers day)

i think that's about it.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:55 PM   #25
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when i was about 5 i stole a balloon (not blown up) from some store.. my mom found it and made me go back and return it, it was traumatizing.


untill i was like 15 i was a little shoplifter though, i'd steal random ass shit, sewing scissors, sea monkey packets, candy, makeup.. whatever looked stealable without getting cought. and then one day i was walking out and saw the camera signs "you are being watched" or whatever and for some reason it scared the shit out of me, i returned whatever it was i had, telling them i found it out of the package in the isle.. never did any more after that

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:57 PM   #26
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i almost forgot. there was this teacher at my high school that fucked me over. so i stole her mailbox.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 04:59 PM   #27
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last time i stole i was 6 years old, i stole a bingo marker.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 05:04 PM   #28
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a few bottles of nail polish when i was 14.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 05:04 PM   #29
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The funniest thing ever was when my old roommates stole a bike on campus. Then they were all pissed off and full of self-pity when someone eventually stole it from them. Ahhh, it was beautiful.

 
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Old 06-06-2003, 05:05 PM   #30
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once i was at a rock/gem fair when i was about 14 and stole a couple of silver charms. I got home and they seemed so stupid and i realized it wasn't worth the risk. I guess that's the way it always goes. i haven't stolen anything since.

 
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