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06-06-2003, 04:28 PM | #1 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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Netphorian acts of shoplifting- reveal your crimes!!!
Basically, what have you shoplifted. I am 24 and haven't shoplifted since I was 16.
up until 16 I stole: cigarettes whatchamacalit candy bar batteries fishing string nestle crunch ice cream bar about 30 comics(late 1960s Spider-Man) a box of kleenex I came from a small town and the shops did not have cameras. i am too much of a pussy to try and steal from a major department store. also it's not worth it and i have no desire to do it. |
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06-06-2003, 04:28 PM | #2 |
car wash cunt
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I stole a spoon from foleys!
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06-06-2003, 04:28 PM | #3 |
CORNFROST
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What the hell, are you a fed or something?
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06-06-2003, 04:28 PM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
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shitload of candy, makeup and jewelry.
not for almost two years. |
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06-06-2003, 04:30 PM | #5 |
Registered User
Location: Sherwood Forest
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probably somewhere close to $1,000 in clothes, girly accessories, and random things for my friends.
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06-06-2003, 04:30 PM | #6 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
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We used to have contests.. who could get the most things, the most expensive item, the most expensive overall haul, the largest item, etc. Stupid kids stuff.
The largest item I ever stole was a fully inflated 2 man raft with oars. |
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06-06-2003, 04:30 PM | #7 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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the best things we ever stole were those watches at wal-mart. and that kazoo. |
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06-06-2003, 04:30 PM | #8 | |
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06-06-2003, 04:31 PM | #9 | |
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06-06-2003, 04:32 PM | #10 | |
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06-06-2003, 04:33 PM | #11 | |
car wash cunt
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I haven't stolen anything since. oh yah! those watches were the best! oh man harry potter 4 life. |
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06-06-2003, 04:37 PM | #12 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i stole a bra and a pair of underwear and some markers.
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06-06-2003, 04:37 PM | #13 | |
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06-06-2003, 04:37 PM | #14 | |
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06-06-2003, 04:37 PM | #15 |
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i haven't stolen anything in like eight years or so now...but when i was younger:
makeup alcohol jewelry fruit and when i was 18 my room mates and i used to pay our rent by shoplifting from walmart and then returning the stuff for cash. |
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06-06-2003, 04:38 PM | #16 | |
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06-06-2003, 04:40 PM | #17 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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women love to steal clothes. lame.
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06-06-2003, 04:41 PM | #18 | |
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06-06-2003, 04:43 PM | #19 | |
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06-06-2003, 04:46 PM | #20 |
Ownz
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Eh. Nothing. I don't shoplift. It annoys me. I get pissed at my friends when they do it.
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06-06-2003, 04:51 PM | #21 | |
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06-06-2003, 04:52 PM | #22 | |
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06-06-2003, 04:53 PM | #23 | |
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06-06-2003, 04:53 PM | #24 |
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i can't count how many bikes i stole when i was younger..
I would steal a bike damn near every time i went somewhere.. if you got off a bike, i was on it. I thought i'd be a car thief when i got older. but in shoplifting terms... cigarettes cigars beer pop knives sports cards recently i stole some red bull (i was REALLY broke and bored) clothing when i was younger (lots of it too) silver chains flowers (hahah happy mothers day) i think that's about it. |
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06-06-2003, 04:55 PM | #25 |
yer mom
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when i was about 5 i stole a balloon (not blown up) from some store.. my mom found it and made me go back and return it, it was traumatizing. untill i was like 15 i was a little shoplifter though, i'd steal random ass shit, sewing scissors, sea monkey packets, candy, makeup.. whatever looked stealable without getting cought. and then one day i was walking out and saw the camera signs "you are being watched" or whatever and for some reason it scared the shit out of me, i returned whatever it was i had, telling them i found it out of the package in the isle.. never did any more after that |
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06-06-2003, 04:57 PM | #26 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Bush Country
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i almost forgot. there was this teacher at my high school that fucked me over. so i stole her mailbox.
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06-06-2003, 04:59 PM | #27 |
THE COOK
Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami
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last time i stole i was 6 years old, i stole a bingo marker.
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06-06-2003, 05:04 PM | #28 |
Minion of Satan
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a few bottles of nail polish when i was 14.
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06-06-2003, 05:04 PM | #29 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Diego
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The funniest thing ever was when my old roommates stole a bike on campus. Then they were all pissed off and full of self-pity when someone eventually stole it from them. Ahhh, it was beautiful.
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06-06-2003, 05:05 PM | #30 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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once i was at a rock/gem fair when i was about 14 and stole a couple of silver charms. I got home and they seemed so stupid and i realized it wasn't worth the risk. I guess that's the way it always goes. i haven't stolen anything since.
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