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Old 09-22-2013, 01:17 AM   #1
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Default how exactly did monte get into the position he is in today?
how many dicks did he suck?

did he just stalk 8illy until 8illy felt sorry for him?

please fill me in

 
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Old 09-22-2013, 01:22 AM   #2
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Old 09-22-2013, 06:24 AM   #3
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we can never have enough monty threads. after all, this is montyphoria.

 
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Old 09-22-2013, 08:28 AM   #4
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we can never have enough monty threads. after all, this is montyphoria.
That is sweet fucking magic right there. Maybe Billy can write a song about it, along the lines of Lisztomania. Or it's just the name of a disease.

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Doctor, can you help me? I've suddenly started stalking washed out Alt Rockers from the 90's. I tried to seduce the drummer one night at a sleep over. I can't have sex with men! Well, not anymore. I've also developed this extreme bigotry against homosexuals. I'm not to sure about those black people, either. Is there anything you can do, doc?
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Old 09-22-2013, 10:44 AM   #5
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Old 09-22-2013, 10:55 AM   #6
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ugh homestuck fans

 
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Old 09-22-2013, 02:44 PM   #7
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ugh homestuck fans
ugh, you.

 
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Old 09-22-2013, 03:02 PM   #8
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please fill me in
he used these words.

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Old 09-22-2013, 05:42 PM   #9
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he used these words.

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Old 09-22-2013, 11:03 PM   #10
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how many dicks did he suck?

did he just stalk 8illy until 8illy felt sorry for him?

please fill me in
1) Extreme, stalkerish persistence - he aggressively asserted himself everywhere.
2) Extreme visibility - he aggressively asserted himself everywhere.
3) Offering free services.
4) Being a positive yes-man.

 
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Old 09-22-2013, 11:14 PM   #11
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how many dicks did he suck?

did he just stalk 8illy until 8illy felt sorry for him?

please fill me in

Who is vriska serket?

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 12:01 AM   #12
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Who is vriska serket?
Me silly.

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 12:04 AM   #13
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Juliana?

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:49 AM   #14
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1) Extreme, stalkerish persistence - he aggressively asserted himself everywhere.
2) Extreme visibility - he aggressively asserted himself everywhere.
3) Offering free services.
4) Being a positive yes-man.
Having zero self respect also helped tbh

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:00 AM   #15
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self of steam

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:16 AM   #16
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fuck I can't believe I messed that up

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:17 AM   #17
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self of steam
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:58 AM   #18
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how many dicks did he suck?

did he just stalk 8illy until 8illy felt sorry for him?

please fill me in
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:05 AM   #19
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"hey look at us.. we aren't 'one of them' we are loners man.. we are keeping it real. we are like the everyday fan man.. "

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:20 AM   #20
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Juliana?
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Old 09-23-2013, 01:20 PM   #21
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if you're not a real fan of monty, then why are you even here?

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 01:50 PM   #22
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classic stuff

 
Old 09-23-2013, 02:01 PM   #23
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Is this shit for real? Monte was at an Arising show and got picked out of the crowd because it was his birthday?
No, it's not the same person. A friend of the person who was called up onstage in Phoenix confirmed that. The Crestfallen guy didn't even go to that show (per his own list of shows he attended).

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 03:56 PM   #24
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Def Juliana.. she probably has candles lit in the bedroom of her mom and dad's house around pics of monte.. masturbating profusely and posting between breaks..

jesus, the people here..
yer mum is juliana m8

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 05:35 PM   #25
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if you're not a real fan of monty, then why are you even here?
CAIC you are so funny, I laugh so hard at your posts. I am not being sarcastic. <3


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Def Juliana.. she probably has candles lit in the bedroom of her mom and dad's house around pics of monte.. masturbating profusely and posting between breaks..

jesus, the people here..
Nope, it isn't me. A mod can check the IPs or whatever to prove it. I wouldn't start this topic because I know why. Also, I don't really do alt accounts.



Anywho back to masturbating.

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:20 PM   #26
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Can we please start banning certain people so they can take this bullshit back to the o'board or twitter?

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:36 PM   #27
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especially if they can't masturbate and type with one haaaaaaaan

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:45 PM   #28
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what position are we talking about exactly
http://i.imgur.com/g9IaoSZ.jpg

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:54 PM   #29
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Do we really want to know what these people do with their personal time?

 
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:30 PM   #30
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8anning people for no reason is very rude

 
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