Tila Tequila disses Jessica Simpson

CrabbMan · 12-18-2009, 05:44 PM

Wow, you wouldn't think that such a thing should be Smashing Pumpkins related. Seems like such things belong in the Zeitgeist era.

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Originally Posted by http://en.terra.com/entertainment/articles/html/oci25323.htm

Jessica Simpson has always seemed a bit misguided when it comes to love. So when she was spotted walking out of The Ritz-Carlton in New York on December 4 with 42-year-old Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan, the world responded with a bemused "WTF?"

His ex-girlfriend, reality star Tila Tequila, agrees they make an odd couple. "I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of space," Tila tells In Touch. "She can't even put two and two together. She doesn't show any female empowerment. She gets screwed over by her ex-boyfriends because she's all clingy. She should stop being so weak and stand up for herself. If Billy is happy with Jessica, then I'm happy for him - but I think he can do a lot better."

But Billy's pal believes he may be using Jessica to promote his new Smashing Pumpkins album. Says the pal, "He is dying for the attention, and that's probably why he's hanging out with her."

or Tila Tequila Blasts Jessica Simpson | Splash News

Rickpat12 · 12-18-2009, 06:01 PM

awwwwww shitttttt

Fucking Cunt · 12-18-2009, 06:12 PM

WOW, TILA TEQUILA THINKS BILLY'S NEW GIRLFRIEND IS A WASTE OF SPACE. WAY TO GO BILLY, YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF YOU FUCKING HAS BEEN.

slunken · 12-18-2009, 06:46 PM

i tried to flag that post but kept timing out. well played.

topleybird · 12-18-2009, 08:32 PM

Biggest piece of news here: someone who is willing to call him- or herself Billy's "pal"

Aneeah · 12-18-2009, 08:42 PM

the "pal" statement sounds like Courtney's ramble a couple months back ago, when she was saying he had a new christian gf and he wanted publicity...etc..etc

vkissas · 12-18-2009, 10:26 PM

a waste of space talks about a waste of space billy needs to get rid of those dumb bimbos

The Omega Concern · 12-18-2009, 11:09 PM

Gary Radnich has a very popular sports talk show here in the bay area. He has a segment with Tony Bruno each day and they riff on all things entertainment as they don't always stick to sports.

today, Damon Bruce was sitting in for Radnich, so it was he and Bruno today who brought up Billy Corgan at just before the 9:00 minute mark here on this podcast:

http://www.knbr.com/common/medialib/201/80892.mp3

You gotta hear what Bruce says as all he did was say "The world is a vampire..." and Tony Bruno chimes in with, "hey, isn't that Billy Corgan." and they discuss the current state of the Pumpkins for about a minute or so...i'm guessing it pretty much reflects the general view of the average music fan who knew of the Pumpkins back in the day...

slunken · 12-18-2009, 11:12 PM

ex-smashing pumpkins frontman

nofix · 12-18-2009, 11:39 PM

I'm jealous of Jessica, but I wouldn't go that far. I'd love to be the chick that Billy sings to personally. If I were Jessica I'd have billy play daydream naked, with nothing but a guitar, and his huge dong waving around.

Ugly · 12-19-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by vkissas

a waste of space talks about a waste of space billy needs to get rid of those dumb bimbos

Nah, he's just trying to coral them into a threeway. Bryne watches.

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-19-2009, 03:33 PM

Oh no she di'idn't

wHATcOLOR · 12-19-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nofix

I'm jealous of Jessica, but I wouldn't go that far. I'd love to be the chick that Billy sings to personally. If I were Jessica I'd have billy play daydream naked, with nothing but a guitar, and his huge dong waving around.

hehehe

june_soma · 12-19-2009, 03:50 PM

One good thing about this whole Jessica-business is the notion that Billy would date just about anybody. I mean man, what a track record! Courtney, Tila, Jessica... Who wouldn't he stick his dick in? So I guess there is still hope for all of us fangirls.

topleybird · 12-19-2009, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CrabbMan

Wow, you wouldn't think that such a thing should be Smashing Pumpkins related.

This is kind of blowing my mind right now. How on earth did we get to the point where these two creatures are in any way associated with the Smashing Pumpkins, and why am I still here to read about it. Criminy.

Trotskilicious · 12-19-2009, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by june_soma

Who wouldn't he stick his dick in?

apparently anyone that's actually classy

ordinary apathy · 12-19-2009, 10:43 PM

The paragon of female empowerment has spoken.

Now excuse me while I go have a nude meltdown live on the internet that I will later blame on the pressure of suing my ex-boyfriend for beating the crap out of me. L8ers! LOL!

pale_princess · 12-19-2009, 11:14 PM

don't forget to make sure your tampon string makes a cameo appearance.

stumpycat · 12-19-2009, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by june_soma

One good thing about this whole Jessica-business is the notion that Billy would date just about anybody. I mean man, what a track record! Courtney, Tila, Jessica... Who wouldn't he stick his dick in? So I guess there is still hope for all of us fangirls.

I dunno, subjectively the pairing with Courtney Love feels less...betraying. She's one crazy bitch, yes, but in time and place she's more Billy Corgan's cultural and social peer than is Jessica Simpson.

CrabbMan · 12-20-2009, 06:58 AM

I'll add that I watched a marathon of her Newlyweds show one night several years back and Jessica seemed like a pleasant person to be around. And she's plenty pretty. I'm not down on Billy for dating her. I'm curious as to what their conversations are like, though.

It's just weird to hear from my girlfriend how Billy is in People, and shit like that.

Gish08 · 12-20-2009, 07:31 AM

She should be blasting Billy for being such a fucking retard.

bally crogan · 12-20-2009, 08:23 PM

billy has stds

nofix · 12-20-2009, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by june_soma

One good thing about this whole Jessica-business is the notion that Billy would date just about anybody. I mean man, what a track record! Courtney, Tila, Jessica... Who wouldn't he stick his dick in? So I guess there is still hope for all of us fangirls.

Yes. Courtney, Tila and Jessica are all average chicks.

rub_the_y · 12-29-2009, 10:21 AM

ahahaha Tila was replaced by another attention seeking whore

I bet anything we'll see a super-Christian wedding with no prenup, followed by a messy divorce 6 months later and Billy rolling in Jessica Simpson's titty money.

Who can take this shit seriously? I mean come on, he may as well be a pedophile for going after girls with the brain capacity of a 2yo genius.

Caine Walker · 12-29-2009, 11:18 AM

titty money

Astur · 12-29-2009, 11:36 AM

i support Cock's pedophile theory

Pop Tart · 12-29-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofix

....and his huge dong....

That's a big presumption!

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topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 6,571	Biggest piece of news here: someone who is willing to call him- or herself Billy's "pal"

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Aneeah Oblivious Virgin Posts: 37	the "pal" statement sounds like Courtney's ramble a couple months back ago, when she was saying he had a new christian gf and he wanted publicity...etc..etc

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vkissas Pledge Posts: 58	a waste of space talks about a waste of space billy needs to get rid of those dumb bimbos

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The Omega Concern Banned Location: stay, far, away Posts: 8,986	Gary Radnich has a very popular sports talk show here in the bay area. He has a segment with Tony Bruno each day and they riff on all things entertainment as they don't always stick to sports. today, Damon Bruce was sitting in for Radnich, so it was he and Bruno today who brought up Billy Corgan at just before the 9:00 minute mark here on this podcast: http://www.knbr.com/common/medialib/201/80892.mp3 You gotta hear what Bruce says as all he did was say "The world is a vampire..." and Tony Bruno chimes in with, "hey, isn't that Billy Corgan." and they discuss the current state of the Pumpkins for about a minute or so...i'm guessing it pretty much reflects the general view of the average music fan who knew of the Pumpkins back in the day...

12-18-2009, 11:12 PM	#9
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	ex-smashing pumpkins frontman

12-18-2009, 11:39 PM	#10
nofix Demi-God Posts: 397	I'm jealous of Jessica, but I wouldn't go that far. I'd love to be the chick that Billy sings to personally. If I were Jessica I'd have billy play daydream naked, with nothing but a guitar, and his huge dong waving around.

12-19-2009, 03:33 PM	#12
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,300	Oh no she di'idn't

12-19-2009, 03:50 PM	#14
june_soma Whore of Saul Goodman Location: Gotham Posts: 1,286	One good thing about this whole Jessica-business is the notion that Billy would date just about anybody. I mean man, what a track record! Courtney, Tila, Jessica... Who wouldn't he stick his dick in? So I guess there is still hope for all of us fangirls.

12-19-2009, 10:43 PM	#17
ordinary apathy Ownz Location: Austin, TX Posts: 807	The paragon of female empowerment has spoken. Now excuse me while I go have a nude meltdown live on the internet that I will later blame on the pressure of suing my ex-boyfriend for beating the crap out of me. L8ers! LOL!

12-19-2009, 11:14 PM	#18
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,081	don't forget to make sure your tampon string makes a cameo appearance.

12-20-2009, 06:58 AM	#20
CrabbMan Amish Hoe Fighter Location: Humboldt, CA, USA Posts: 1,327	I'll add that I watched a marathon of her Newlyweds show one night several years back and Jessica seemed like a pleasant person to be around. And she's plenty pretty. I'm not down on Billy for dating her. I'm curious as to what their conversations are like, though. It's just weird to hear from my girlfriend how Billy is in People, and shit like that.

12-20-2009, 07:31 AM	#21
Gish08 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,559	She should be blasting Billy for being such a fucking retard.

12-20-2009, 08:23 PM	#22
bally crogan Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 6	billy has stds

12-29-2009, 10:21 AM	#24
rub_the_y Demi-God Posts: 279	ahahaha Tila was replaced by another attention seeking whore I bet anything we'll see a super-Christian wedding with no prenup, followed by a messy divorce 6 months later and Billy rolling in Jessica Simpson's titty money. Who can take this shit seriously? I mean come on, he may as well be a pedophile for going after girls with the brain capacity of a 2yo genius.

12-29-2009, 11:18 AM	#25
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,482	titty money

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Astur Apocalyptic Poster Location: Asturias Posts: 1,104	i support Cock's pedophile theory