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Old 11-08-2002, 01:22 AM   #1
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whats funnier than telling an old joke

telling a new one

 
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Old 11-08-2002, 01:22 AM   #2
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What's the best thing about not being ******?

Telling good jokes.

 
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Old 11-08-2002, 01:23 AM   #3
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what's the best thing about not being dead?

being alive

 
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Old 11-08-2002, 01:58 PM   #4
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Q: What's better than winning the pepsi 400?

A: Having a dad

 
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Old 11-08-2002, 02:00 PM   #5
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Q: What's better than winning the pepsi 400?

A: Having a dad
BOOYA

ooh that one was good. good cuz it was so bad. man.

at least if it's referring to what i think it is referring :erm

 
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Old 11-08-2002, 02:49 PM   #6
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What's the best thing about not being ******?

Telling good jokes.
that blew up in your face

you get an e for effort

 
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Old 11-08-2002, 03:27 PM   #7
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How do you make a cat go "woof"?


douse him in lighter fluid and throw him in the fireplace

 
 


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