Netphoria Message Board


Go Back   Netphoria Message Board > General Boards > General Chat Message Board
Register Netphoria's Amazon.com Link Members List Photo Album Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-14-2018, 04:50 AM   #1
vixnix
Socialphobic
 
vixnix's Avatar
 
Location: pulitzer surprise motherfucker
Posts: 11,417
Default I train with a certain breed of assholes

You know the ones. Grunt like sex crazed gorillas while they lift weights, before dropping them on the floor and making orgasm noises.

Should I shoot them?

 
vixnix is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 04:53 AM   #2
vixnix
Socialphobic
 
vixnix's Avatar
 
Location: pulitzer surprise motherfucker
Posts: 11,417
Default

you know these assholes


 
vixnix is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 05:45 AM   #3
Shallowed
Braindead
 
Shallowed's Avatar
 
Location: The Official Fri/Sat/Sun/Mon/Tue drunk/drugs/sad sex thread
Posts: 16,493
Default


 
Shallowed is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 07:26 AM   #4
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: The baddest of asses
Posts: 10,060
Default

Yes, shoot all men. It's the only way forward.

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 09:37 AM   #5
teh b0lly!!1
Braindead
 
teh b0lly!!1's Avatar
 
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 15,926
Default

the part i hate the most is how they usually stare at themselves super intensely in the mirror, i mean straight in the eye, as they pump

dudes are kind of the fucking worst, i'm not sure why you ladies put up with that shit

 
teh b0lly!!1 is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 09:42 AM   #6
teh b0lly!!1
Braindead
 
teh b0lly!!1's Avatar
 
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 15,926
Default

let us not forget the guys who make the infamous decompression monster truck release valve sound

 
teh b0lly!!1 is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 09:44 AM   #7
teh b0lly!!1
Braindead
 
teh b0lly!!1's Avatar
 
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 15,926
Default

top notch parody thread, btw

 
teh b0lly!!1 is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 10:42 AM   #8
smashingjj
mother rater
 
smashingjj's Avatar
 
Location: Bulimian Rap City
Posts: 31,809
Thumbs down

Quote:
Originally Posted by LaBelle View Post
Yes, shoot all men. It's the only way forward.
pff, no way.

DESTROY ALL HUMAN LIFE

 
smashingjj is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 11:24 AM   #9
Elphenor
Socialphobic
 
Elphenor's Avatar
 
Location: Shivers
Posts: 14,970
Default

#notallmen

 
Elphenor is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 11:25 AM   #10
Elphenor
Socialphobic
 
Elphenor's Avatar
 
Location: Shivers
Posts: 14,970
Default

lift books not weights

 
Elphenor is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 11:33 AM   #11
smashingjj
mother rater
 
smashingjj's Avatar
 
Location: Bulimian Rap City
Posts: 31,809
Default


 
smashingjj is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 10:17 PM   #12
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: The baddest of asses
Posts: 10,060
Default

That's missing the point and letting men get off the hook easy.

We've had several tries and centuries of the patriarchy and it all failed.
Surely we should give matriarchy at least a shot before ending everything.

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 10:22 PM   #13
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 29,326
Default

the future is female

 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 10:29 PM   #14
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: The baddest of asses
Posts: 10,060
Default

Now when you say it like that, it does sound scary.

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 06-15-2018, 05:01 PM   #15
duovamp
Brazilian Blouselord
 
duovamp's Avatar
 
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,143
Default

If women are so great how come Kate Spade is dead?

 
duovamp is offline
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Google


Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I am in the train with a certain breed of assholes smashingjj General Chat Message Board 28 06-14-2018 10:16 PM
Age Of Innocence Big Truck05 Smashing Pumpkins/Billy Corgan Discussion 38 05-01-2017 12:25 PM
a good new message board meme that could be implemented here dean_r_koontz General Chat Archive 25 11-13-2009 03:09 AM
nimrod nimrod nimrod Luke de Spa General Chat Archive 20 06-21-2007 02:06 AM
from: manie chapman - subject: i'm sorry C33 General Chat Archive 23 11-08-2006 03:41 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:48 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

Smashing Pumpkins, Alternative Music
& General Discussion Message Board and Forums
www.netphoria.org - Copyright 1998-2014