The Future Embrace makes buddyhead.com's "Worst of 2005" list

Tchocky · 01-24-2006, 01:11 PM

Billy Corgan
The Future Embrace
Speaking of annoying bald singers, it took about 5 minutes after this butt nugget came out and nobody gave a shit, for Billy to announce a Smashing Pumpkins reunion. Hey Billy, Zwan sucks, this shit sucks, and you getting the Smashing Pumpkins back together without any of the original members is REALLY gonna suck. How about you just stay home, count your money, update your blog every 3 minutes, write another Courtney Love album, and cry yourself to sleep every night cos you’re still bitter about not being as cool as Kurt Cobain, and leave the rest of us in peace.

Well, I thought this was amusing.

Link: http://www.buddyhead.com/music/bestof2005/

The Jesus · 01-24-2006, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Speaking of annoying bald singers, it took about 5 minutes after this butt nugget came out and nobody gave a shit, for Billy to announce a Smashing Pumpkins reunion. Hey Billy, Zwan sucks, this shit sucks, and you getting the Smashing Pumpkins back together without any of the original members is REALLY gonna suck. How about you just stay home, count your money, update your blog every 3 minutes, write another Courtney Love album, and cry yourself to sleep every night cos you’re still bitter about not being as cool as Kurt Cobain, and leave the rest of us in peace.

That's good advice.

McMurderson · 01-24-2006, 01:25 PM

Butt nugget?

neopryn · 01-24-2006, 01:35 PM

that's fuckin awesome

Cherub Angel · 01-24-2006, 01:59 PM

It's hard to take a list that puts R. Kelly's "Trapped in a Closet" as being the "Best of 2005" seriously though.

Tchocky · 01-24-2006, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherub Angel

It's hard to take a list that puts R. Kelly's "Trapped in a Closet" as being the "Best of 2005" seriously though.

It was put there as a joke. Read the whole entry...it's quite hilarious.

Cherub Angel · 01-24-2006, 02:34 PM

ah, I just skimmed through it before. lol.

neopryn · 01-24-2006, 02:43 PM

that whole list is fucking hilarious.

Mayfuck · 01-24-2006, 03:03 PM

no it isn't

buddyhead is a horrible, un-funny site. both the best of and worst of lists on that site are equally horrible. stop being a huge fucking tool neopryn

DeadOpera · 01-24-2006, 03:16 PM

wow that really was a waste of time to read.

Mariner · 01-24-2006, 03:18 PM

like you took that site so seriously, julio

Spaldz · 01-24-2006, 03:22 PM

Haha, my peerguardian blocked me going on the site. Obviously giving me advice that it's a waste of time

TuralyonW3 · 01-24-2006, 03:29 PM

Hilarious

Corganist · 01-24-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tchocky

It was put there as a joke. Read the whole entry...it's quite hilarious.

I think he means it. He's trying to pull the old, "It's so bad that its really good" routine that all hipster douches like to pull. I don't think he's being sarcastic at all in singing its praises.

But even without "Trapped in a Closet" as one of his best albums, its still a horrible list.

SpFission · 01-24-2006, 05:01 PM

Tchocky · 01-24-2006, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

buddyhead is a horrible, un-funny site. both the best of and worst of lists on that site are equally horrible.

No accounting for taste.

You would think that Ashlee Simpson put out a great album.

Tchocky · 01-24-2006, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corganist

I think he means it. He's trying to pull the old, "It's so bad that its really good" routine that all hipster douches like to pull. I don't think he's being sarcastic at all in singing its praises.

But even without "Trapped in a Closet" as one of his best albums, its still a horrible list.

I think you're reading too much into it. It's sarcasm at its finest.

And the list is pretty good.

neopryn · 01-24-2006, 05:46 PM

i actually don't like either list but the comments on them are golden. especially the 311 one. i know people exactly like that.

neopryn · 01-24-2006, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

no it isn't

buddyhead is a horrible, un-funny site. both the best of and worst of lists on that site are equally horrible. stop being a huge fucking tool neopryn

that's the first time i ever even heard of the site. eat shit.

01-24-2006, 05:55 PM

dude what about ther weezer comment.

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-24-2006, 06:45 PM

i wish billy reads that

theZEITGEIST · 01-24-2006, 07:32 PM

Sheesh. This knob-jockey reviewer needs a finger-wagging.

Mablak · 01-24-2006, 07:40 PM

I'm really not sure how to take that page.. the list seemed to be authentic in some weird way, even tough there was so much sarcasm and mockery. But in any case, nothing about the page was remotely funny to me. The only thing I wonder.. would Billy's album sales have doubled or tripled for TFE if he had an album cover that didn't make people wince? I remember buying the cd and the girl at the register looking at the back cover saying, 'um.. that's creepy..'

deadaswarhol · 01-24-2006, 08:05 PM

LOLZ I HATE BILY CORGIN 2!!!!

wpc33 · 01-24-2006, 10:42 PM

"It's sucks"
wow, what a review
I guess it sucks
People shouldn't try to do new things.

Bald · 01-24-2006, 10:47 PM

hahahhahahahaha. butt nugget

SpFission · 01-24-2006, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Billy Corgan
The Future Embrace
Speaking of annoying bald singers, it took about 5 minutes after this butt nugget came out and nobody gave a shit, for Billy to announce a Smashing Pumpkins reunion. Hey Billy, Zwan sucks, this shit sucks, and you getting the Smashing Pumpkins back together without any of the original members is REALLY gonna suck. How about you just stay home, count your money, update your blog every 3 minutes, write another Courtney Love album, and cry yourself to sleep every night cos you’re still bitter about not being as cool as Kurt Cobain, and leave the rest of us in peace.

I'd be willing to bet he didnt even listen to the album. Idiot.

MMBKG · 01-25-2006, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corganist

I think he means it. He's trying to pull the old, "It's so bad that its really good" routine that all hipster douches like to pull. I don't think he's being sarcastic at all in singing its praises.

We have a winner!

zsp77 · 01-25-2006, 02:03 AM

I'd have to say anybody that doesn't like that album (at least the first half of it anyway) isn't really listening. The first 6 tracks on TFE totally kick ass in my opinion. For weeks I could not remove this album from my car CD player. I absolutely love this album.

I also was lucky enough to see this tour in St. Louis and I was shocked and startled at how bad ass it was. I think I was the only person in the crowd that was freaking out, but I didn't care anyway. I stood by the sound board with a bunch of square losers around me, sitting, and watching the show like they were sitting in a move theatre or something.

I kept it real though pounded my Budweiser while absorbing this fantastic music.

I think this was the coolest concert I've ever been to, seriously.

TFE is WAY underrated.

B

Mariner · 01-25-2006, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zsp77

I'd have to say anybody that doesn't like that album (at least the first half of it anyway) isn't really listening.

well shit, why didn't you say so sooner? what am i doing wrong? are my headphones broken? do i have the wires in my stereo crossed? what!? help a brother out here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zsp77

For weeks I could not remove this album from my car CD player.

that just means your 'yota sacrificed it's own wellbeing and tried to eat TFE for the good of human society. -and- for bill's sake.

01-24-2006, 05:01 PM	#15
SpFission Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,999	Dumb

01-24-2006, 07:32 PM	#22
theZEITGEIST Ownz Location: Slutton. Posts: 527	Sheesh. This knob-jockey reviewer needs a finger-wagging. __________________ "I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger."

01-24-2006, 08:05 PM	#24
deadaswarhol Apocalyptic Poster Location: and I just felt something when I saw her that day at Kroger Posts: 2,519	LOLZ I HATE BILY CORGIN 2!!!! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-25-2006, 02:03 AM	#29
zsp77 Apocalyptic Poster Location: Suffer my desire. Posts: 1,775	Wow I'd have to say anybody that doesn't like that album (at least the first half of it anyway) isn't really listening. The first 6 tracks on TFE totally kick ass in my opinion. For weeks I could not remove this album from my car CD player. I absolutely love this album. I also was lucky enough to see this tour in St. Louis and I was shocked and startled at how bad ass it was. I think I was the only person in the crowd that was freaking out, but I didn't care anyway. I stood by the sound board with a bunch of square losers around me, sitting, and watching the show like they were sitting in a move theatre or something. I kept it real though pounded my Budweiser while absorbing this fantastic music. I think this was the coolest concert I've ever been to, seriously. TFE is WAY underrated. B __________________ "So shines a good deed in a weary world......" WW

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

01-24-2006, 01:25 PM	#3
McMurderson Demi-God Location: Location: Location: Posts: 439	Butt nugget?

01-24-2006, 01:35 PM	#4
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,847	that's fuckin awesome

01-24-2006, 01:59 PM	#5
Cherub Angel Apocalyptic Poster Location: nowhere, IL Posts: 2,466	It's hard to take a list that puts R. Kelly's "Trapped in a Closet" as being the "Best of 2005" seriously though.

01-24-2006, 02:34 PM	#7
Cherub Angel Apocalyptic Poster Location: nowhere, IL Posts: 2,466	ah, I just skimmed through it before. lol.

01-24-2006, 02:43 PM	#8
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,847	that whole list is fucking hilarious.

01-24-2006, 03:03 PM	#9
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,805	no it isn't buddyhead is a horrible, un-funny site. both the best of and worst of lists on that site are equally horrible. stop being a huge fucking tool neopryn

01-24-2006, 03:16 PM	#10
DeadOpera Minion of Satan Location: ck Posts: 6,212	wow that really was a waste of time to read.

01-24-2006, 03:18 PM	#11
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	like you took that site so seriously, julio

01-24-2006, 03:22 PM	#12
Spaldz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,447	Haha, my peerguardian blocked me going on the site. Obviously giving me advice that it's a waste of time

01-24-2006, 03:29 PM	#13
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,684	Hilarious

01-24-2006, 05:46 PM	#18
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,847	i actually don't like either list but the comments on them are golden. especially the 311 one. i know people exactly like that.

01-24-2006, 05:55 PM	#20
Deleted_User Posts: n/a	dude what about ther weezer comment.

01-24-2006, 06:45 PM	#21
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	i wish billy reads that

01-24-2006, 07:40 PM	#23
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,411	I'm really not sure how to take that page.. the list seemed to be authentic in some weird way, even tough there was so much sarcasm and mockery. But in any case, nothing about the page was remotely funny to me. The only thing I wonder.. would Billy's album sales have doubled or tripled for TFE if he had an album cover that didn't make people wince? I remember buying the cd and the girl at the register looking at the back cover saying, 'um.. that's creepy..'

01-24-2006, 10:42 PM	#25
wpc33 Apocalyptic Poster Location: Cheating on my wife with Kurt Cobain's wife. He'll live. Posts: 2,174	"It's sucks" wow, what a review I guess it sucks People shouldn't try to do new things.

01-24-2006, 10:47 PM	#26
Bald Oblivious Virgin Posts: 37	hahahhahahahaha. butt nugget