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Old 12-24-2016, 09:18 PM   #1
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Have a good one tomorrow!


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Old 12-24-2016, 10:02 PM   #2
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merry christmas or hanukkah everyone! Hope everyone have fun and add more dumb stories for the drunk thread.

Hugz!

 
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Old 12-24-2016, 10:41 PM   #3
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Meri Kirīhimete me te Hape Nū Ia, te iti me te rahi.

 
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Old 12-24-2016, 10:43 PM   #4
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All you intelligent bumans drink a strong one 4 me pls

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Old 12-24-2016, 11:40 PM   #5
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Happy Chanukah, friends. Never forget, darkness is only temporary.


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I made interfaith two-state-solution radical self acceptance sweet potato latkes

 
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Old 12-24-2016, 11:51 PM   #6
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um we say Christmas around here you commies

 
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Old 12-24-2016, 11:54 PM   #7
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it somehow showed up in my feed that Donald Trump had posted a picture of a menorah. the top comment: "has anyone noticed how less people are saying happy holidays this year?! GOOD BYE PC HAHAHA"

 
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Old 12-24-2016, 11:58 PM   #8
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the word holiday comes from "holy day"

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 12:00 AM   #9
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Old 12-25-2016, 12:28 AM   #10
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i ate a sweet potato not one hour ago

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 01:37 AM   #11
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if you guys tell me what you want for christmas/chanukah I will post pictures of it

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 02:37 AM   #12
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i hope santa will bring me sweet potato latkes

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 02:54 AM   #13
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I'll stick some in an envelope and get it in the mailbox right away if you're serious

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 02:56 AM   #14
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I guess the mail won't get picked up until next week though

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 02:57 AM   #15
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they are vegan and gluten-free btw

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 02:58 AM   #16
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Just gimme the recipe you dork

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 03:19 AM   #17
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I don't have proportions.

Grate some sweet potatoes. I actually ran them through the food processor. 2 large sized guys, filled a large-ish mixing bowl.

Toss a bunch of corn flour/corn meal in there.

Throw in a bunch of plain tahina, which we're using for bonding instead of egg b/c vegans. don't worry it's not weird it tastes delicious. I personally used a whole can like this. sorry BDS lol


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Now mix it together with your hands. It should be pretty wet and sticky, but also fairly rough and grainy. Kind of like stringy, wet sand. If it feels too dry and doesn't seem to be sticking together, use more tahina. If there isn't enough graininess, more corn meal.

add spices, a lot is better than a little: salt, pepper, curry powder, paprika, za'atar

form em into pancakes. they will be very wet so you'll want to really squeeze the liquid out of each one over the sink as you are forming it

fry those guys up. I just used canola oil. personally I like em when the edges start to blacken as you can tell from teh pics

serve with apple sauce and sour cream

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 03:21 AM   #18
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I also suggest doing a test latke before you make em all cause I usually add in more spices after discovering the first one to be too bland.

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 03:42 AM   #19
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I wouldn't be against receiving slices of challah in the mail if the bakereegull is still open.

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 04:25 AM   #20
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rbg have you gone vegan?
i didn't know that

or is it just for those (rocking) latkes

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 04:33 AM   #21
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sorry to steal rbg's wind but if we're already talking about cooking, i am slowly becoming a dumpling lord. i went to a dumpling shop one day and asked the dude there to teach me how the fuck he makes that shape, which i've wanted to learn forever and just couldn't get the hang of it.

after dabbling in fried dumplings, mostly, today i steamed them. they were seriously fucking delicious. also vegetarian, btw, although i do use an egg to bind the mixture.

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Old 12-25-2016, 08:17 AM   #22
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Holy fuck those look so good.

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 08:18 AM   #23
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What do you put in them?

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 08:28 AM   #24
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Are you buying the wrappers or making it all from scratch?

I have so many ideas for fillings and have brought approximately none of them to life.

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 10:27 AM   #25
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What do you put in them?
as i said, they're vegetarian, so nothing very exciting.
spring onions, fresh tofu, mushrooms, cabbage, egg, soy sauce, pepper, salt, and some spices.

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Are you buying the wrappers or making it all from scratch?

I have so many ideas for fillings and have brought approximately none of them to life.
do you make dumplings yourself? are there any good dumplings to be found in NZ?

i used to make the wrappers from scratch in Israel, but it really makes the process much more laborious and excruciating. here i can buy a few dozen freshly made skins at the market for pennies, literally. and then it's just a matter of working on the filling and making the actual dumplings. there was a certain learning curve to learning to deal with them (they're a bit drier and not as sticky as what a good dumpling skin should be) but now i think i'm on the right track.

i'd ask about your filling ideas but they're probably all meat heavy, no?

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 10:43 AM   #26
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Insanely long winded way of answering the question "no I did not make them from scratch"

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 10:45 AM   #27
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Is the sun shining?

Well the sun was shining at one point in history and if we were to travel to the other side of the world or I have found these sun lamps etc etc ad nauseum

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 10:52 AM   #28
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Also love how in the early part of the paragraph he says they are fresh from the market and only cost pennies (which seem like good things) but then later in the paragraph the wrappers are deemed too dry and not what a good wrapper should be.

It's like first he sets up an elaborate excuse for not making his own wrappers but then later feels the need to diminish these wrappers as not being up to his own high standards.

Then takes a pot shot at the guy asking him questions. Yea his ideas for dumplings are probably to fill them with dead possums and trash can juice. Certainly nothing as sophisticated as above.

Hilarious.

 
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Old 12-25-2016, 10:54 AM   #29
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uh pretty sure he asked because he doesn't eat meat

 
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Uh would it really matter and prevent someone else from sharing their ideas?

 
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