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Old 09-22-2011, 10:13 AM   #1
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Identify yourselves so I may slaughter you later.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 10:13 AM   #2
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Just kidding. I'm a Jew, are you?

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 10:49 AM   #3
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I have about every type of blood in me, so surely at least part. That's blood though, not faith...so no.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 10:52 AM   #4
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what kind of juice is your favorite? mine's orange.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 10:59 AM   #5
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apple

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 11:01 AM   #6
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apple's pretty good. the stuff i find in stores is always way too sweet though

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 11:05 AM   #7
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yeah you have to get the unsweetened kind. I love apple juice.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 11:14 AM   #8
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orange or grapefruit. :]

what does this have to do with being jewish?!

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 11:15 AM   #9
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stay away from my money, jew

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 11:37 AM   #10
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I have about every type of blood in me, so surely at least part. That's blood though, not faith...so no.
Well yeah, I'm not talking religion here. Culturally.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 03:38 PM   #11
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http://giraffelegs.files.wordpress.c...y_faces_09.jpg

ARE YOU A JEW





My heritage is largely Jewish and both my parents were raised that way. Growing up my family celebrated both Chanukah and Christmas and then both eventually faded out. Never been to Jew school, never supported Israel, never been bar mitzvahed, never read the Old Testament, never worn a Jew hat. So I don't identify with it at all, but technically I guess I am since my mother is.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 03:42 PM   #12
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Identify yourselves so I may slaughter you later.
please give the palestinians their land back so we can stop fighting your wars in Arabia.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 04:11 PM   #13
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My heritage is largely Jewish and both my parents were raised that way. Growing up my family celebrated both Chanukah and Christmas and then both eventually faded out. Never been to Jew school, never supported Israel, never been bar mitzvahed, never read the Old Testament, never worn a Jew hat. So I don't identify with it at all, but technically I guess I am since my mother is.
Yeah, that's how I grew up too.

"Jew hat" is not the proper nomenclature

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 04:23 PM   #14
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Yeah, that's how I grew up too.

"Jew hat" is not the proper nomenclature
I didn't know how to spell it. I tried a few times but spell check wanted "Yamaha"

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 04:33 PM   #15
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I didn't know how to spell it. I tried a few times but spell check wanted "Yamaha"
yarmulke

you also have google

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 06:41 PM   #16
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I can totally read hebrew

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 06:58 PM   #17
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yarmulke

you also have google
do not give enough of a shit to open a second tab just to look up the spelling of Jew hat for a post on Netphoria

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 07:04 PM   #18
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1/2 Israeli 1/2 Lebanese.

Non practicing as my mothers half (lebanese) was christian and she ran the religious part of the family. But was raised aware of jewish heritage on my dads side of the family.

So jew enough to be a chosen person, not quite jew enough to get cursed out by mel gibson

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 07:15 PM   #19
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do not give enough of a shit to open a second tab just to look up the spelling of Jew hat for a post on Netphoria
Is that like your pizzeria deal

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 07:15 PM   #20
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please give the palestinians their land back so we can stop fighting your wars in Arabia.

Historically speaking the land belonged the jews long before the term palestine was even used and long before the palestinians as agroup of people even existed.... and Jewish occupation of this land pre-dates Islam as a religion by over 1000 years. Jews occupied that land before Islam was even a twinkle of Muhammad's eye and therefor existed long before the religion of islam laid claim to this area as their holy land.

Also the jews didn't take back their land, it was given back to them by the united nations headed not by the US, but England. Commonly ignored fact.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 07:48 PM   #21
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Historically speaking the land belonged the jews long before the term palestine was even used and long before the palestinians as agroup of people even existed.... and Jewish occupation of this land pre-dates Islam as a religion by over 1000 years. Jews occupied that land before Islam was even a twinkle of Muhammad's eye and therefor existed long before the religion of islam laid claim to this area as their holy land.

Also the jews didn't take back their land, it was given back to them by the united nations headed not by the US, but England. Commonly ignored fact.
thanks Dr. Obvious, none of us knew that.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 08:15 PM   #22
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Sup. Jewish checking in.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 08:21 PM   #23
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Sup. Jewish checking in.

really? *high five*

jews of the north!

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 08:25 PM   #24
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Jewish and doesn't like R.E.M., what a winner

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 08:25 PM   #25
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Technically 1/2 Jewish, but the superior genes are so strong I've been gettin "Are you Jewish?" my whole life. My new boss just called me out for being Jewish the other day.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 08:25 PM   #26
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Jewish and doesn't like R.E.M., what a winner
Who said I didn't like REM?

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 08:31 PM   #27
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Technically 1/2 Jewish, but the superior genes are so strong I've been gettin "Are you Jewish?" my whole life. My new boss just called me out for being Jewish the other day.
I got more of my lebanese genes. Dark, thick hair, lebanese jawline, etc etc but got Israeli complexion.

as I've grown older I've started to get closer to my dads side of the family. Visited Tel Aviv earlier this year and part of 2009 and really had a blast. Really developed an appreciation for Israeli girls as well.

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 08:32 PM   #28
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I have a Jew fro, but am American polish

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 08:32 PM   #29
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They are fucking hot! Kinda bitches, but hot!

 
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Old 09-22-2011, 08:33 PM   #30
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I have a Jew fro, but am American polish
I cannot get a Jewfro. My hair starts out curly, but the longer it gets, it turns stringy. So instead of a Jewfro, I look like David Lynch or Tim Burton.

 
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