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Old 08-10-2018, 10:10 PM   #91
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If your dream did actually come true and all men were wiped out except for you (because you volunteered to be the one and only pet dude) BUT a few years down the track females decide that they want dudes back and, for some inexplicable reason, they believe that going down the inbred road is the only way forward, which female member of your family would you bang and why? Only direct family counts. You can also choose to abstain at the risk of disappointing every female left on earth.

For the purposes of this question, let's forget about sperm banks.
I don't know what "direct family" means but I have a first cousin who is really, really fine. I've brought this up before and apparently there is a psychological phenomenon where you are likely to be attracted to people in your own family if you did not grow up around them

 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:26 PM   #92
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I like you already
Why?

 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:33 PM   #93
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I don't know what "direct family" means but I have a first cousin who is really, really fine. I've brought this up before and apparently there is a psychological phenomenon where you are likely to be attracted to people in your own family if you did not grow up around them
Would you secretly hope she doesn't get pregnant straight away so that you can keep banging?

I guess that if you already like her, regardless of my hypothetical, this isn't really a tough question. Maybe someone who hasn't experienced this "phenomenon" should answer instead.

 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:34 PM   #94
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because you're not afraid to ask the tough questions

 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:36 PM   #95
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because you're not afraid to ask the tough questions
Asking is not the tough part.

 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:38 PM   #96
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Well, what is?

 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:41 PM   #97
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My questions are jerky-tough

 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:43 PM   #98
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We need questions that are tough on crime.

 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:46 PM   #99
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Should we give guns to homeless people?

 
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Old 08-10-2018, 11:07 PM   #100
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As a communist, I'm as unsure about gun control as I am about my sexuality

 
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Old 08-11-2018, 12:48 AM   #101
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I don't like the NRA and mass shootings, but also don't wanna disarm the proletariat against the bourgeoisie.

Only give guns to woke people?

 
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Old 08-11-2018, 01:24 AM   #102
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Old 08-11-2018, 03:44 AM   #103
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Good old Ronnie Reagan supported some of the harshest gun laws after Black Panthers started enforcing their open-carry rights.

 
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Old 08-11-2018, 06:33 AM   #104
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Why is mandarin juice not a thing?

 
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Old 08-11-2018, 06:51 AM   #105
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disqualified question, buzz.

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Old 08-11-2018, 06:52 AM   #106
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Because that would be cannibalism

 
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Old 08-11-2018, 07:29 AM   #107
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Because people would then start marrying their dogs

 
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Old 08-11-2018, 02:31 PM   #108
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it's is wrong that that got me a little hard?

 
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Old 08-11-2018, 06:21 PM   #109
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disqualified question, buzz.
Though there's presumably at least one guy out there that's belted out an Elvis cover while stuffing his undies with shredded cabbage, I would hesitate to call it a thing.

 
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Old 08-11-2018, 07:48 PM   #110
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What's your excuse for everything?

 
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:27 PM   #111
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The Deep State

 
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:36 PM   #112
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The Derp State

 
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Old 08-11-2018, 09:27 PM   #113
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The Derp Stare

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Old 08-14-2018, 04:38 PM   #114
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If it's trash day and you have too much trash to fit into your barrel, is it weird to throw the extra in your neighbor's bin

 
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Old 08-14-2018, 05:04 PM   #115
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i've done it and it felt great

 
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Old 08-14-2018, 05:43 PM   #116
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naughty naughty

 
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Old 08-14-2018, 06:46 PM   #117
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it was trash day and we went on a crusade to find stuff

 
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Old 08-14-2018, 08:36 PM   #118
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i've done it and it felt great
dats wat ur dad sed

 
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Old 08-15-2018, 08:46 AM   #119
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

 
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