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Old 11-15-2018, 02:28 AM   #3241
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I got drunk, did some chores, went to the War Memorial Museum to collect some crosses with names of dead relatives for my mother, and came across this


 
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Old 11-15-2018, 02:39 AM   #3242
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I never did believe he'd rise above the absolute lowest rank.

 
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Old 11-15-2018, 02:50 AM   #3243
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My favourite plural is the plural for octopus: octoplode.

 
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Old 11-15-2018, 03:06 AM   #3244
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a drunken nightmare


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Old 11-15-2018, 03:19 AM   #3245
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i phrased the phallus of your deed

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 11:53 AM   #3246
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who took the giant monster sea

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 07:57 PM   #3247
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Did karaoke for the first time two nights ago.

Pro-tip: when selecting a karaoke song, keep in mind that choosing "Light My Fire" will result in you awkwardly standing on stage and not knowing where to look or what to do with your hands as the three-minute organ solo plays.

Why the fuck didn't they have the radio edit

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 08:06 PM   #3248
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Old 11-16-2018, 08:42 PM   #3249
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Did karaoke for the first time two nights ago.

Pro-tip: when selecting a karaoke song, keep in mind that choosing "Light My Fire" will result in you awkwardly standing on stage and not knowing where to look or what to do with your hands as the three-minute organ solo plays.

Why the fuck didn't they have the radio edit
lol. that's what you get for doing karaoke (the nadir of western civ).

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 08:42 PM   #3250
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i am drinking cheap shit wine and eating cheap shit pizza.

it is glorious.

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 08:56 PM   #3251
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Did karaoke for the first time two nights ago.
Haha that's a good story. I think I mentioned this recently but the first and only time I did karaoke I got roped into a duet by a woman who had heard me singing earlier (when I was sober). She picked Bohemian Rhapsody, and it went about the way you might imagine.

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 08:59 PM   #3252
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Old 11-16-2018, 09:01 PM   #3253
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only time i ever did karaoke was in korea. i was super drunk and with my students. they convinced me to do it (the fuckers). it was a beatles song, i think let it be. for some reason i did it in a growly death metal voice. they were all like

i wanted to die. in fact, thinking back about it makes me want to die all over again.

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 09:01 PM   #3254
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true story

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 09:03 PM   #3255
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That actually sounds hilarious but maybe it didn't translate culturally

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:26 PM   #3256
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it should have, because k metal can be pretty vicious

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:44 PM   #3257
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i didn't mean to do the growly voice. it just happened because i can't sing. this was years before i discovered black metal. i think it was an omen (inauspicious).

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:59 PM   #3258
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i'm trying to get drunk but feeling tired just at the second bottle

is this old age?

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 11:54 PM   #3259
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say hi to your hangover for me!

 
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Old Yesterday, 12:22 AM   #3260
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i can't drink enough to get hungover. just tired.

 
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Old Today, 04:51 AM   #3261
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Humblebrag post

I met someone on Tinder who accurately describes herself as a nymphomaniac. We've been spending a lot of time together, listening to shoegaze, smoking weed, drinking, talking about communism and feminism, and having lots of crazy sex.

She was supposed to come over tonight but her friend is having boyfriend troubles, the kind of troubles that have a solution that is easily seen by anyone who isn't going through the troubles. So her friend needs consoling. And I'm getting drunk by myself and not having sex this Sunday night.

 
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Old Today, 09:31 AM   #3262
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That sounds exhausting.

 
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Old Today, 09:32 AM   #3263
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Talking about communism??!! Where do you get your stamina?

 
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I'm unemployed so I don't use it all at work

 
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