Won't somebody please think of the celebrities?

[Squish Squash]

Euronymous is turning over in his grave.

[FlamingGlobes]

Fuzzyroes is turning over in his air mattress

[MplsTaper]

Varg is not the only Norwegian actor with coronavirus.

Kristofer Hivju: The 41-year-old actor, who played Tormund on Game of Thrones, tested positive for the new coronavirus on March 17. Known for his fiery red hair and beard, he said he and his family were in self-isolation at home in Norway. - aljazeera.com

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Greetings from Norway! Sorry to say that I, today, have tested positive for COVID19, Corona virus. My familiy and I are self-isolating at home for as long as it takes. We are in good health - I only have mild symptoms of a cold. There are people at higher risk for who this virus might be a devastating diagnosis, so I urge all of you to be extremely careful; wash your hands, keep 1,5 meters distance from others, go in quarantine; just do everything you can to stop the virus from spreading. Together we can fight this virus and avert a crisis at our hospitals. Please take care of each other, keep your distance, and stay healthy! Please visit your country's Center for Disease Control's website, and follow the regulations for staying safe and protecting not just yourselves, but our entire community, and especially those at risk like the elderly and people with pre-existing conditions. @grymolvaerhivju #fightcorona #solidarity #takecare #folkehelseinstituttet Thanks to @panoramaagency

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[topleybird]

Bryan Adams may need to sing "Please Forgive Me" after his latest Instagram outburst



Coronavirus: Bryan Adams attacks China as 'bat eating, virus making' source

You know, Summer of '69? Robin Hood Song? Song With Sting and Rod Stewart? That guy is bad now

[FoolofaTook]

Here's the kicker: He's not American.

[buzzard]

Of all the people that could have gone and done something silly like that, why did it have to be Bryan?

[Joey Goldberg]

oh well, there's only room for one artist that rhymes with "Ryan Adams" anyway

shit, they did away with the actual Ryan Adams?

good god Bryan redeem yourself!

[topleybird]

I liked Kevin Costner Song and Three Musketeers Bad Movie Good Song Song at the time. I think the latter was special because my mom liked Rod Stewart, and this was one song we could both enjoy. But I have moved beyond such childish fripperies.

Summer of '69, though, I still enjoy that when it floats through my head. Or I did. Now I don't. Because of what he said. I have also unlearned how to play it, like one of Elphenor's no-wave bands.

[FoolofaTook]

no sorry that was one of buzzard's 2nd wave norwegian black metal bands

[MplsTaper]

You remember who else was in Robin Hood besides Bryan Adams?

Many of you have messaged me asking to hear my thoughts on what is going on in the world today... pic.twitter.com/nAaHWMh9DN

— Morgan Freeman (@morgan_freeman) April 24, 2020

[topleybird]

I'll admit it, the very first day of my quarantine, my first thought was to reach out to Morgan Freeman to get his thoughts on the matter, and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't sent him several increasingly desperate follow-ups since then

[FoolofaTook]

“Apologies to any and all that took offence to my posting yesterday. No excuse, I just wanted to have a rant about the horrible animal cruelty in these wet-markets being the possible source of the virus, and promote veganism.

“I have love for all people and my thoughts are with everyone dealing with this pandemic around the world.”

[MplsTaper]

Didn't Bryan Adams also have a hit on the Young Guns II soundtrack?

[MplsTaper]

Pole time:

1) bunker on an island with a shooting range
2) castle on an island with a moat
3) the roof of a pizza shop with Macaulay Culkin
4) Chicago suburbs with WPC

[yo soy el mejor]

would be tight to have a private pool

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Disco King

Elon Musk put a car in space, has a goth gf, and I still hate him.

That's how unlikable he is.

ya they seem like self-regarding dummies underneath the moolah and fashion. v cute cupple

[yo soy el mejor]

i bet they have a pool :[

[MplsTaper]

MAY 25, 2020

Former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar blasts COVID-19 lockdown, says he refuses to comply: Takes ‘the love out of families’

He's not letting anything stop him from living his life

Sammy Hagar, legendary frontman of Van Halen, said he refuses to keep locking down during the COVID-19 pandemic and that he has a life to live — and no virus is going to stop him from doing so.

During a Friday interview with KSHE-FM, the former Van Halen frontman said that he is "not locking down anymore."

Hagar, 72, said that he was concerned over coronavirus in the early days of the pandemic.

"I got a little nervous," he admitted. "I thought, 'Whoa, whoa, whoa.' And then I thought about it, and after three weeks of lockdown, I was really getting bored, but I also started kind of liking it."

Hagar said that despite enjoying the downtime, he began to find himself missing friends, family, and activity.

"My whole life I worked every day of my life," he said. "Sunday, it may be the Lord's day off, but it's not Sammy Hagar's day off. I worked every freakin' day of my life in some fashion on one of my projects. Either I'm recording, or I'm writing, or whatever. So all of a sudden, I went, 'Man, I don't have anything to do.'"

Hagar said he'd spend his mornings the same way: wake up, swim, relax.

It was after several weeks of routine that he had a moment of clarity.

"[Y]ou know what I thought of?" he said. "I thought, 'You know what? I've had the best life of any human being on this planet. If the damn thing wants to come and get me and kill me, let it be. Life isn't gonna be any better from this day on for the rest of my life than it has been."

He added, "I swear to you: I came to grips with it, and I was not afraid. I didn't want to get anyone else contagious if I had it, but I don't have it — I'm healthy as a freakin' tick."

Hagar said that his revelation led him to consider others and their plights amid the pandemic.

"[T]hen I got jumped up about it," he said. "I said, 'This is bullcrap, people being afraid and staying away from their own children and their own parents.' It just took the love out of families. I hate it. I don't say the word 'hate' very much, but I hate this freakin' coronavirus crap. And I'm not afraid of it, and I'm not locking down anymore."

Hagar said that he refuses to live in fear over the virus and is ready to go about living his life.

"I'm not afraid of it anymore," he insisted. "That's all I'm saying. Everybody, be their own self. I'm not trying to sway anyone any direction. But Sammy Hagar, I'm not afraid of it. There you go."

This boomer don't care

[earthquake!]

[Joey Goldberg]

that does it, I'm going to continue not listening to Van Halen!

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by earthquake!

is that ten-year-old Brett Kavanaugh yelling about liking beer?

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by MplsTaper

It's not like he doesn't have a history here

[LaBelle]

Drake enjoying his pool at his mansion in Toronto. pic.twitter.com/inARCI1lfC

— Word On Road (@WordOnRd) May 24, 2020

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by earthquake!

Okay, fuck, what is this from, it's driving me crazy

I know I know it

[buzzard]

Would you like the answer or some frustratingly vague clues to further the internal torment I know you're experiencing?

[topleybird]

I looked around a bit and my initial, very hazy idea that it was Donnie Darko, a movie I haven't seen in about 20 years, turned out to be right

I am sorry for blowing the opportunity to interact with you on a possibly maddening basis, however