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04-19-2017, 09:50 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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Why did these dumb sheets come with a stupid drawstring bag that matches
What the fuck am i supposed to do with this now? What is it even for, when will I need this to put the sheets into? They go on a bed or in a closet not into a bag into the closet what so my whole life now is putting sheets into a bag and then also into a fucking closet all the time?
And just where the fuck am I supposed to keep it while the sheets are on the bed? I'm only going to lose this, shit!!!!!!! |
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04-19-2017, 09:55 PM | #2 |
Minion of Satan
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The downside of any fancy dress event is traveling to and from the venue while looking a right pillock to anybody not invited.
You now have a ghost costume carry bag. |
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04-19-2017, 09:56 PM | #3 |
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perhaps it is for those who are in certain airports, waiting for their flights to Narita in 2 hrs?
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04-19-2017, 09:56 PM | #4 |
Braindead
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just tossin' balls up in the air here
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04-19-2017, 09:56 PM | #5 |
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don't shoot the messenger
(buuu-huuuu-rn the witch) |
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04-19-2017, 09:57 PM | #6 |
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i would like to clarify i didn't mean my own testicles before, but actual clown balls
you know, the big, sticky, red, swollen ones |
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04-19-2017, 10:03 PM | #7 |
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i love the bags that sheet sets come into, never had a drawstring one but these:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0Ho0XeAKDT...s-in-a-bag.jpg i use one to put all my medicines in (i take a lot of medicine and get 3 month supplies of everything) and one for school/office supplies. they are the best. |
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04-19-2017, 10:57 PM | #8 |
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Give them to your kids when they go trick or treating if you don't lose them by then
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04-19-2017, 10:57 PM | #9 |
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The bags, not the kids
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04-19-2017, 11:13 PM | #10 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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i dont know about you guys, but in my neighborhood all the cool kids used pillow cases when we demanded candy from strangers
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04-19-2017, 11:27 PM | #11 |
Minion of Satan
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These are all bitchin notions and thanks and everything but sometimes i get sad about all the things that there are, sometimes I can't relax because there's a thing in my hand all the sudden and I don't know where to put it or what to do other than give up and sit down
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04-19-2017, 11:31 PM | #12 |
Minion of Satan
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Like it's a lot of pressure and stress and just too much sometimes to find responsible ways to reuse and recycle all the fucken shit that ends up in my fucken room
Life is short why is there all this useless mountains of shit in it |
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04-19-2017, 11:37 PM | #13 |
Minion of Satan
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I thought that giving up and sitting down is relaxing.
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04-19-2017, 11:43 PM | #14 |
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I get stressed out about all the stuff too. I feel like I'm drowning in it. I crave minimalism
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04-20-2017, 12:47 AM | #15 |
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04-20-2017, 08:33 AM | #16 |
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I've never been trick or treating as a kid
Should start now as an adult. |
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04-20-2017, 08:38 AM | #17 |
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04-20-2017, 03:26 PM | #18 |
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i don't think i've ever been trick or treating either. i wasn't that into halloween growing up and i'm certainly not now.
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04-20-2017, 03:49 PM | #19 | |
Minion of Satan
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Did the shit out of it when a kid tho, fave costumes = super mario (thanks mom for the sewing) and an old man i did after discovering I could add badass wrnkles to my face under some panty hose, passing as old in the dark Lotta falling down across folks lawns, wailing helplessly as I dropped my cane etc |
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04-20-2017, 03:54 PM | #20 |
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Halloween was always my favorite holiday because it's not celebrated here.
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04-20-2017, 04:00 PM | #21 |
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04-20-2017, 04:22 PM | #22 | |
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I loved Halloween and autumn in general. Now it feels like it goes by too quickly for me to enjoy |
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04-20-2017, 06:08 PM | #23 |
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You're supposed to stuff the fitted sheet in there, since it has been proven that folding one is impossible.
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04-20-2017, 06:37 PM | #24 |
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04-20-2017, 07:19 PM | #25 | |
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04-20-2017, 08:00 PM | #26 |
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04-20-2017, 10:57 PM | #27 |
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They make good travel bags or junkie bags or weeeeed bags they are silly though I notice them with flannel sheets the most.
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