Green salsa is better than red salsa

[Alice]

And pls don’t tell me that botanically speaking a tomato is a fruit YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN STOP BEING DIFFICULT

[Joey Goldberg]

i'd absolutely choose red if i could only choose one - what kind of color power imbalance would we be in when the guacamole and the salsa is green?

[yo soy el mejor]

are the peppers too hot or what? poblanos are smoky and not spicy at all. get a poblano taco or a chile relleno or something! expand ur Mexican food horizons.

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by Alice

What about salsa with fruit

Yes please.
Salsa on fruit juice is also really good.

[Alice]

I’ve tried. It’s no use. She even hates bell peppers

[Joey Goldberg]

Originally Posted by Alice

What about salsa with fruit

do limes count

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Alice

What about salsa with fruit

ew what?!

mangos are awesome with lemon, salt, and cayenne. or just tajin if you have it. some people like salt on their watermelon, but not me.

no one puts salsa on fruit. >_>

[Alice]

Salsa on fruit juice pls explain

[Alice]

Oh I didn’t mean salsa on fruit. I meant salsa that includes fruit

[yo soy el mejor]

mango and pineapple salsa is good. but putting red or green salsa on a mango or pineapple?! THAT'S FUCKING NASTY

[Alice]

You know. Mango salsa. Pineapple salsa. That sort of thing

[LaBelle]

Oh damn, my bad I thought we were talking about parsley which we call salsa in portuguese.

[yo soy el mejor]

okay dang. i was gonna say....YUCK

[Alice]

I’m afraid there’s been a mixup

[Alice]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Oh damn, my bad I thought we were talking about parsley which we call salsa in portuguese.

WUT

[Alice]

Mixup confirmed

[yo soy el mejor]

joey goldberg puts salsa on his mangoes. LOL

[Alice]

LaBelle are we talking curly or flat leaf salsa cause now I’ve gotta try this

[Alice]

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

do limes count

YOU KNOW THEY DON’T

[yo soy el mejor]

you've never tried parsley?

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by Alice

LaBelle are we talking curly or flat leaf salsa cause now I’ve gotta try this

Flat, we use it as seasoning on a huge number of dishes.

[LaBelle]

Shoutout to leeks too

[Joey Goldberg]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

joey goldberg puts salsa on his mangoes. LOL

i don't, but i am confused about the distinction between "mango salsa" & salsa on mangoes

[Alice]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

you've never tried parsley?

Not with fruit

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

i don't, but i am confused about the distinction between "mango salsa" & salsa on mangoes

okay.

here is mango salsa:


now, here is a mango:


and here is the salsa that does not belong on top of a mango:

[yo soy el mejor]

i couldn't find any pics of "salsa on a mango"

[yo soy el mejor]

wtf that mango salsa is wack. it has fuckin' red lettuce and green onions, i think. i gotta find a new pic.

[Alice]

Now I want a mango

[Alice]

Yellow mangoes are better than red mangoes

[mxzombie]

the fuck is a red mango