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Old 07-23-2006, 10:20 AM   #1
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Thumbs up The Golding Institute Presents Final Relaxation

new release disc through Ipecac, website description:

"The most shocking album of our generation! A radical cult-group masquerading as a educational organization, The Golding Institute presents this disturbing audio program that enables the listener to die - simply by listening to it! A record with the power to kill! Stomach-turning medical tones and a horrible narration take the listener through a series of visualization and breathing techniques that shut down the body’s organs one by one, until the subject is finally dead."

I've listened through it several times now and haven't mained myself to death yet so I suppose that's a bit of a let-down really. It is supposed to induce a heart attack around the 18 minute mark via hypnosis. Also at the 20 minute mark it tells you how to snap the front teeth out of your head. "Please, please break some of the teeth in your head for me" the narrator says. "Like a bear gnawing on a bone. Break some of your teeth. If you followed my instructions you should taste saline, salt and blood in your mouth" I love it. There should be more albums like this. Ryan Patrick's pick of the week, I bet

 
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Old 07-23-2006, 10:30 AM   #2
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this sounds awesome.

 
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Old 07-23-2006, 10:40 AM   #3
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ewww

 
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Old 07-23-2006, 03:41 PM   #4
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i'm sure that's all bullshit but i'm so paranoid i could never listen to it

 
Old 07-23-2006, 10:29 PM   #5
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well they'd never ACTUALLY release a CD that can kill you.

 
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Old 07-23-2006, 10:30 PM   #6
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i'm not exaggerating how paranoid i am about death

 
Old 07-23-2006, 10:31 PM   #7
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or WOULD they?

 
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Old 07-24-2006, 12:33 AM   #8
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or WOULD they?
my friend downloaded it on Friday night and I haven't heard from him since....so....

 
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Old 07-24-2006, 08:01 AM   #9
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marketing ploy.

 
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Old 07-24-2006, 09:40 AM   #10
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well they'd never ACTUALLY release a CD that can kill you.
James Blunt?

 
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