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Old 03-14-2019, 12:40 PM   #571
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Similarly, I sometimes think about being in the background of other people's photos

You could be just a splotch way back, or you could be sitting right behind the subject on Splash Mountain

And someday, hey, there you are in a slideshow that person's family is playing at the funeral

 
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Old 03-14-2019, 12:53 PM   #572
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ever wonder who will be the last person alive to hold a memory of you in their mind?
ugh, yes!

 
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Old 03-14-2019, 12:55 PM   #573
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as your heart yields to a slow stop and the darkness envelopes you in the long sleep your phone buzzes with one final Aladdin push notification

 
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Old 03-14-2019, 01:36 PM   #574
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it could be some kid you were standing next to at a bus stop one day, who, enamored by the pattern on your socks, looked up and inexplicably had the vision of your face imprinted into their brainstuff

and that decades after anyone who ever knew your name was gone, and the world had long since moved on — there you are, sitting like a pebble in the creekbed of this person’s memory
Do you have any writings that, if asked politely, you might be inclined to share?

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Old 03-14-2019, 04:14 PM   #575
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Do you have any writings that, if asked politely, you might be inclined to share?

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that's kind of you; i can check the archives and see if there's anything that doesn't trigger an overwhelming desire to crawl into a hole — though admittedly i'm not too hopeful

 
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Old 03-14-2019, 04:15 PM   #576
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boy, it took just about every teaspoon of willpower to keep myself from pasting in the sonic johnny text

 
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Old 03-14-2019, 09:08 PM   #577
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am i gay?

 
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Old 03-14-2019, 09:16 PM   #578
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very much so

 
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Old 03-14-2019, 09:24 PM   #579
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Old 03-14-2019, 10:05 PM   #580
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Old 03-14-2019, 11:13 PM   #581
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Old 03-14-2019, 11:14 PM   #582
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it's a pointless venture, labelle. at least in my experience, and especially recently

 
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Old 03-14-2019, 11:44 PM   #583
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Old 03-15-2019, 05:00 AM   #584
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How can this be a real quote from an Australian politician the same day that at least one Australian citizen contributes to the shooting deaths of at least forty-nine people in New Zealand?

"I am utterly opposed to any form of violence within our community, and I totally condemn the actions of the gunman. However, while this kind of violent vigilantism can never be justified, what it highlights is the growing fear within our community, both in Australia and New Zealand, of the increasing Muslim presence. As always, left-wing politicians and the media will rush to claim that the causes of today's shootings lie with gun laws or those who hold nationalist views but this is all clichéd nonsense. The real cause of bloodshed on New Zealand streets today is the immigration program which allowed Muslim fanatics to migrate to New Zealand in the first place."

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 05:01 AM   #585
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Vigilantism?

It's the fault of Muslim immigration in New Zealand that one or more Australians traveled to New Zealand to murder Muslims?

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 05:03 AM   #586
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Pray for NZ

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 05:49 AM   #587
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I’ve been puzzled by how everyone’s like “this is not us”

I mean technically

Ugh, nevermind

Fucking terrible

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 05:50 AM   #588
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Vigilantism?

It's the fault of Muslim immigration in New Zealand that one or more Australians traveled to New Zealand to murder Muslims?
I mean do we file this under “only in a Australia”, maybe?

Good grief

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Old 03-15-2019, 06:57 AM   #589
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How can this be a real quote from an Australian politician the same day that at least one Australian citizen contributes to the shooting deaths of at least forty-nine people in New Zealand?

"I am utterly opposed to any form of violence within our community, and I totally condemn the actions of the gunman. However, while this kind of violent vigilantism can never be justified, what it highlights is the growing fear within our community, both in Australia and New Zealand, of the increasing Muslim presence. As always, left-wing politicians and the media will rush to claim that the causes of today's shootings lie with gun laws or those who hold nationalist views but this is all clichéd nonsense. The real cause of bloodshed on New Zealand streets today is the immigration program which allowed Muslim fanatics to migrate to New Zealand in the first place."
Jesus Christ that is so vile

Who said that?

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 07:01 AM   #590
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That would be Australian Senator Fraser Anning

A special breed of Australian, hyper-racist, brain fried by the tropics, a literal redneck

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 07:04 AM   #591
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like buzzard said: the same fucking day?

the message would be outrageous no matter when, but he's apparently blissfully unaware of concepts like basic decency?

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 07:09 AM   #592
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Yeah. Check out his twitter feed though. It really is the same bad xenophobic drivel day after day. I mean we’re the insane ones if we expect normal behaviour from a guy who publicly states that 99% European population of Australia in the 1970s has now decreased to 70% so we better do something about it

The man is not in full control of his facilities

This fact has been conveniently masked by the unfortunate fact that not many Queenslanders are

He’s been blending in quite easily

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 07:18 AM   #593
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Old 03-15-2019, 08:27 AM   #594
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got this msg from catty heel but i think it was for net4ia cause i sure as heck don't care. he thinks ur gonna miss him or something lol


I’m dealing with some stuff right now
Family stuff. It’s nothing against you. It’s just easier to not be on here while I’m dealing with stuff.

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 08:54 AM   #595
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there is a scene in modern cinematic classic The Hangover where Ed Helms says to Zack Galifinakis: "good to knooow" which i am constantly wanting at my disposal precisely for moments like these

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 01:55 PM   #596
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Well, what are you waiting for?

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 01:55 PM   #597
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Old 03-15-2019, 01:56 PM   #598
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got this msg from catty heel but i think it was for net4ia cause i sure as heck don't care. he thinks ur gonna miss him or something lol


I’m dealing with some stuff right now
Family stuff. It’s nothing against you. It’s just easier to not be on here while I’m dealing with stuff.
"My family Googled me to see what I've been up to and were horrified by the results".

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 02:53 PM   #599
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Disney just rehired James Gunn to direct Guardians of the Galaxy 3, adding an unexpected last-minute twist to a very bizarre tale

 
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Old 03-15-2019, 03:55 PM   #600
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I bet they calculated exactly how long they should wait until rehiring him.
A timeframe that allowed people who were mad to stop being mad, mildly progressive Captain Marvel that made progressives happy and the end game trailer that has everyone hyped.

 
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