The Official Fri/Sat/Sun/Mon/Tue drunk/drugs/sad sex thread

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

the only way i figure this could happen, is if you had intended to take a shit naked (or perhaps just completely pant-free), and when you finished taking a shit you tried to grab the underwear with your toes and toss it into your hand. that's the only explanation i can think of

this is a better explanation than I could think of. It's all very hazy, but I do sometimes pick things up with my toes and toss them up and grab them, so it's plausible. My thought was that I may have been slipping out of my pants/underwear as I was getting off the toilet, and I was so drunk that in that five seconds I forget I had just taken a shit and tossed my underpants on top of the toilet, except it was open and full of poop

[slunken]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

there are no explanations for things like that. my ex's best friend will piss in the closet and sleep in the bathtub when he's drunk. not sure how one can confuse the closet for the toilet, ever. even at my worst i never peed anywhere but the toilet...

there is a correlation between being blackout wasted and sleep walking. the subject is working on autopilot and in a dream state.

so that's one explanation.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by slunken

there is a correlation between being blackout wasted and sleep walking. the subject is working on autopilot and in a dream state.

so that's one explanation.

yes, this is true. from my personal observation, people who already have issues sleepwalking or performing other tasks while asleep are more likely to do so when they are blackout drunk also

[redbreegull]

peeing into the closet is one I have heard a few times in my day. just the hazards of trying to kill yourself with alcohol

[slunken]

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I drunk so many breers tonight I accidentally put my underpants in the shit water toilet bowl

Welcome to my world bro!

I used to that kinda thing all of the time. Once I was caught pissing in the dogs dish

[LaBelle]

Poor dog

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

peeing into the closet is one I have heard a few times in my day. just the hazards of trying to kill yourself with alcohol

My best friend did that at my place before.

Oh, once I pissed all over my friends leather sofa... Super nice girl and apparently they started yelling and then a last flow poured out of my dick... Like I was standing there with my dick in my hand, pissing all over her beautiful leather sofa and she and my good mate started shaking me and freaking out and then I apparently snapped back into it and started crying and talked about killing myself and walked home.

I still feel bad about that, to her credit, when I see her again, it was an incident that was never brought up again. Perhaps I should've addressed it and paid her some money, but my life was such a whirlwind at the time.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Poor dog

lol they dumped it out.

Point is, in drunken stupors, it really is like a sleepwalking state. I had no recollection of doing any of these things, but I must have had some wits to me to think that a dogs dish was a toilet... Kinda similar objects with water.

[LaBelle]

I drunkenly humped a tree once.

That's all i'm willing to admit in an open forum.

[fuzzyroes]

Underwear in a shitty toilet bowl is a new one though. I've never had any drunken stupor moments with shit... Thank god!

It's always been all about the piss.

[redbreegull]

what happened to me was not like a blackout sleepwalking thing though, I was just really drunk.

btw fuzzy you really just raised the bar with the dick in your hand still pissing as a woman is trying to save her sofa story

[redbreegull]

one

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

what happened to me was not like a blackout sleepwalking thing though, I was just really drunk.

btw fuzzy you really just raised the bar with the dick in your hand still pissing as a woman is trying to save her sofa story

Yeah, that was a fucked up low point. I can't believe it was a moment that was just bound to the ether. I remember her ranting and raving about having to "buy a new sofa now". I was really just taking no accountability at that time and was totally consumed by my own shit.

Disgraceful

[redbreegull]

two

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Yeah, that was a fucked up low point. I can't believe it was a moment that was just bound to the ether. I remember her ranting and raving about having to "buy a new sofa now". I was really just taking no accountability at that time and was totally consumed by my own shit.

Disgraceful

nah that's totally ok

[redbreegull]

SHALOSH

[LaBelle]

[redbreegull]

IV

[redbreegull]

V

[LaBelle]

Now I don't wanna know what's going on there...

[redbreegull]

SIX

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

there are no explanations for things like that. my ex's best friend will piss in the closet and sleep in the bathtub when he's drunk. not sure how one can confuse the closet for the toilet, ever. even at my worst i never peed anywhere but the toilet...

i had a friend who was a severe alcoholic and drug addict and he did that all the time.

[redbreegull]

seven

[Shallowed]

GOD IS SEVEN

[Disco King]

My delinquent half brother once took a shit in the laundry room where we keep our shoes.

That was the final straw that got him kicked out.

[redbreegull]

eight

[redbreegull]

IX

[FoolofaTook]

no green?

[redbreegull]

nope