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Old 05-10-2017, 11:21 PM   #1291
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True story

 
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Old 05-10-2017, 11:29 PM   #1292
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Doesn't sound true

 
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Old 05-10-2017, 11:39 PM   #1293
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Can somebody say something about my planter? Good or bad????

 
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Old 05-10-2017, 11:40 PM   #1294
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I wouldn't normally say anything but with Trump threatening to bomb and then you realize his supporters don't see Asia as containing humans basically more like a Martian planet

Can't even match the fabricated culture to the right people c'mon


Your planter is lovely Bonnie

 
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Old 05-10-2017, 11:43 PM   #1295
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What else is new. People suck. If you told him to shut the fuck up then good on you

 
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Old 05-10-2017, 11:43 PM   #1296
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It's one of those situations where hearing it this way isn't too blood pressure raising but irl would be the worst

 
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Old 05-10-2017, 11:45 PM   #1297
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Thanks Elph. Just keep in mind it wouldn't be netphoria without you getting picked on too. Also what's the difference between the Chinese and the North Koreans? Do they fold their dumplings differently or sometging?

 
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Old 05-11-2017, 06:01 PM   #1298
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Some retard at my work started making jokes about N Korea but they involved Woks and fortune cookies and I said hey listen buddy shut the fuck up
But you were like three aisles over and said it under your breath, right?

 
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Old 05-11-2017, 06:51 PM   #1299
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Lol when I do it it's usually three continents over and ten years later.

wat a loser!

 
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Old 05-11-2017, 06:52 PM   #1300
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Srsly i make imaginary comebacks in my mind years and even decades after

 
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Old 05-11-2017, 11:33 PM   #1301
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Hate that feeling of thinking of the perfect comeback just a few hours too late.

 
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Old 05-11-2017, 11:42 PM   #1302
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rep from fuzzy:

"You're an awful person.... a real man wouldn't talk to a lady like that"

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 12:34 AM   #1303
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He must be drinking.

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 12:35 AM   #1304
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Hate that feeling of thinking of the perfect comeback just a few hours too late.
Yeah. Now imagine a few YEARS too late. That is the desolation of me.


 
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Old 05-12-2017, 01:11 AM   #1305
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Hate that feeling of thinking of the perfect comeback just a few hours too late.
L'esprit de l'escalier

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 01:12 AM   #1306
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i love chuck palahniuk


also, that reads like the title of a wicked alcest song

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 07:50 AM   #1307
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Some retard at my work started making jokes about N Korea but they involved Woks and fortune cookies and I said hey listen buddy shut the fuck up
your careless word-choice isn't any better

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 07:50 AM   #1308
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what i meant to say is: hey listen buddy shut the fuck up

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:01 AM   #1309
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I'd say it is better

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:09 AM   #1310
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Oh no, not this argument again!

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:11 AM   #1311
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Jimmy Eat World (I offer a preemptive "suck it Elph") were fucking great last night. Played for two hours, great crowd (people actually apologizing for bumping into you) and a pretty spiffy new venue.

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:12 AM   #1312
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Anyway, I don't get out much these days and got to hang with a friend so it was just an all around good time.

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:12 AM   #1313
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Ted Nugent is coming to the same venue in a month.

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:14 AM   #1314
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Yeah. Now imagine a few YEARS too late. That is the desolation of me.

Fortunately i'm blessed/cursed with a Dory-like memory, so I usually forget pretty quickly that an exchange ever took place.

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:17 AM   #1315
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The opening band last night made some joke about Billy Corgan and then started noodling the Today intro for a few seconds, but I missed the joke b/c my friend was talking to me. Cool story, huh?

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:17 AM   #1316
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For what it's worth, it got a considerably audible laugh from the crowd.

 
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So maybe Corgan is still relevant in some way?

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:18 AM   #1318
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Like, in the same way everyone still remembers Fred Durst.

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:24 AM   #1319
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glad you had a good time F'lobes.

 
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:28 AM   #1320
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Like, in the same way everyone still remembers Fred Durst.
i mean a pouty lipped fred durst intensely staring into the camera and lamenting about how nobody knows what it's like to be the sad man, is not really far enough from a guy singing about rats in a cage to not be filed under the same category

 
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