Horseshit Collection Vol. 1

[Corgan's Bluff]

These boots are made for samba, Jack! Not for just being a walking shade...

[Corgan's Bluff]

Originally Posted by WeilandFan

http://www.alternativenation.net/bil...ana-2019-tour/

Let's face it: this was the coffin nail to ever get in peace with William Patrick Corgan and his Sad Machines-fan abscess. Corgan can't laugh on jokes about him with his insecurities...

[FoolofaTook]

one of you're best so far

[Corgan's Bluff]

"Well, so you know" in the end of the recordings from other people...

[Big Truck05]

Totes fell for this

[Mals Marola]

Fool

[FoolofaTook]

Yes?

[Butt Pope]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Yes?

Nice

[enthusaroo]

of his career where he's giving HIV to everyone in the band?

good documentary

[VoxUpDoc]

Serious response: I’m amazed there hasn’t been a grunge doc about Cobain - Love - Corgan etc. Maybe cos those involved are mostly alive and lawyer-happy. Bound to happen one day. It’s a story with everything: love, drugs, betrayal, abuse, suicide, male pattern baldness.

[T&T]

no one wants to think about corgan having sex.

[enthusaroo]

All of us gen-x'ers / millennials will be dead in a few decades.. so they better hurry up and release some grunge docs before it's too late anyways

[Mals Marola]

i'm all for a feature-length film on Smashing Pumpkins vs. Nirvana in Crisco Twister

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by enthusaroo

All of us gen-x'ers / millennials will be dead in a few decades.. so they better hurry up and release some grunge docs before it's too late anyways

few decades? i'm going to find a cyborg body and live for six hundred and sixty six years of black metal apocalypse.

[fluxequalsrad]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

few decades? i'm going to find a cyborg body and live for six hundred and sixty six years of black metal apocalypse.

I'm busting out the torch because this joke is straight fire.

This is great because I can just picture it! Wouldn't it be great if we could live in cyborg bodies? LMAO. Thanks again.

[FoolofaTook]

You think I'm playing?

Is this a game to you?

[FoolofaTook]

There are a lot of ppl on this bored (and in this world) who don't take me srsly.

This needs to stop. Now.

[houseofglass11]

on this bored? BOARD mf'er

[smashingjj]

you're a quick one

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Woody

Serious response: I’m amazed there hasn’t been a grunge doc about Cobain - Love - Corgan etc. Maybe cos those involved are mostly alive and lawyer-happy. Bound to happen one day. It’s a story with everything: love, drugs, betrayal, abuse, suicide, male pattern baldness.

Yeah, I always figured when in the Heavier than Heaven bio when Charles Cross alluded to the fact that Kurt killed himself because Courtney was having an affair with Billy that it would open pandora's box and that more would come to light. It's surprising how little it's talked about as I think there might be something there.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by houseofglass11

on this bored? BOARD mf'er

Took's joking. Very funner and clever, hey?

[LoveIsSuicide42]

My girlfriend's favorite band is The Smashing Pumpkins but she completely stopped following the band after Widow Wake My Mind, which is probably what we all should have done. Anyway I still think there are a handful of really great SP tracks since that time and I decided to learn a few of them on guitar and play them for her and tell her that I wrote them-- I wanted to see if she would say they sounded like Smashing Pumpkins before she actually knew they were written by Billy Corgan.

So I played her covers of Pinwheels, Being Beige, Dorian, Silvery Sometimes and With Sympathy and she pretty much jumped my bones. Mind blowing sex. Our relationship was kind of in a dull patch, and suddenly it felt really vibrant again. I decided I couldn't tell her the truth, because I wanted to keep her believing I was a great songwriter because I think that belief would translate into at least two or three more weeks of mind blowing sex.

Anyway that was all about a week ago; everything has been perfect in the meantime and we've just really been on the ups. Tonight, tonight, though, she sat me down and was like "hey LoveIsSuicide42, your songs inspired me and I decided to write a couple for you if you want to hear them." And of course I did! So what does she do but whip out her guitar and play a set consisting of Spangled, My Love is Winter, Drum + Fife, and Knights of Malta. I heaped praises on her, just like she did to me, and we just got done banging vigorously. I don't think we're ever going to talk about what's going on but god it was hard to keep it up after hearing her sing Knights of Malta.

[russticles]

Ok

[smashingjj]

This is the most interesting thing i have read in my whole life.

[run2pee]

Lol “mind blowing sex”

Why do dudes say the dumbest shit like this

Dude omg my boner was totally harder than its been in WEEKS just raging in my shorts and then she totally omg she jumped my bones (in other words she was kind enough to let me put it in not only her mouth but also her vagina) and FUCK bro we were just a-pumpin and just a-goin at it if u catch my drift (wink wink wink)!!!!!

[FoolofaTook]

this reminds me of a kurt vonnegut short story. this dude is in love with his coworker, but he is very dull and unromantic. then he starts working with this newly developed super computer. and the super computer writes him poetry for the crush. in summary: the dude gets married because this computer writes, like the best lover poem evar. but all along he has been lying to the computer, not telling him that he is using it. and the computer falls in love with the dude's crush.

when the dude comes clean, and tells the computer that they are engaged because of its poetry, the computer goes apeshit and writes like a thousand perfect love sonnets and breaks down and self destructs. but the dude has enough poetry left to last him several lifetimes of marriage so he's like "cool."

[FoolofaTook]

EPICAC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EPICAC_(short_story)

[Mals Marola]

a burning love affair based on plagiarism: what could possibly go wrong?

[Shadaloo]

What am I doing with my life that I am even reading this

Why am I here

What went wrong

[FoolofaTook]

I ask myself that every fifteen minutes.