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Old 10-05-2018, 12:58 PM   #121
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Vixnix you are so full of shit. You are 100% shit.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 01:16 PM   #122
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If she's 100% shit, then is she still full of shit? because being full of something indicates that at least the vessel containing the shit is not made of shit. i mean, shit could and is by definition full of shit, so i guess i don't know what i'm talking about

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 01:18 PM   #123
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type 2, type 3?

what kind are we talking bout, she's not a vegan so I reckon it's pretty solid

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 01:20 PM   #124
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Old 10-05-2018, 01:20 PM   #125
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hey now, my shits are pretty solid! is loose stool a stereotype of vegan poop?

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 01:21 PM   #126
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presents being a breeder as central to her identity, then assumes everyone else of having procreation as their motivation for anything

no offense, something to consider

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 01:21 PM   #127
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The exact maths doesn't matter. She is in a superposition of being full of shit and being 100% shit.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 01:30 PM   #128
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Do any vegans here swallow cum? It's very nutritious.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 01:32 PM   #129
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I have several times.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 01:32 PM   #130
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i wish someone would eat me, iykwim
I think I do.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 01:37 PM   #131
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 01:38 PM   #132
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Old 10-05-2018, 02:16 PM   #133
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this guy does sex

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 02:35 PM   #134
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With his hand.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 02:51 PM   #135
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is there any other way?

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 04:10 PM   #136
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presents being a breeder as central to her identity, then assumes everyone else of having procreation as their motivation for anything

no offense, something to consider
there's nothing wrong with the word "parent"

what did mommy and/or daddy do to you



my motivation still hasn't changed upon becoming a parent, and that motivation is to not die. vegans are more compassionate than i because they assume that animals also care about that, but then again no one is going to succeed with that goal so.....
(existential angst always finds a way to seep through)

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 04:24 PM   #137
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With his hand.

That's hands to you, sir.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 04:33 PM   #138
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what did mommy and/or daddy do to you
is every argument on this board just people finding ways to be equally gross

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 04:35 PM   #139
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Kinda reminds me of when Fuzzy was giving MyOneAndOnly shit for coming out as wanting to begin the transitioning process when she never posted about being trans before. Maybe just because we didn't know about this aspect of her identity doesn't mean that it was an abrupt and rash decision.
why did i start posting again

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 06:23 PM   #140
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I think breeder is a funny word to use instead of parents or whatev

And I'm glad ur back posting, GF, but not if it's bad for your health.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 06:26 PM   #141
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Because you are the chosen one

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 07:02 PM   #142
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That one time I had torsion I was low-key hoping for permanent damage that would render me infertile so that I would have an excuse for not giving my parents grandchildren.

"Oh hey mom, sorry about that. I mean, I would if I could, but" *points downward*

But nope, everything's in fine working condition. Fuck my life.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 07:06 PM   #143
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Hey, I'll get castrated if you do to.

Today a woman smiled at me. I looked away (as always) because I thought I was imagining things. Then I bumped into her again (we were going around the lake in opposite directions). She smiled, I looked away, glanced back, AND SHE WAS STILL SMILING.

I almost had a stroke.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:03 PM   #144
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#themostgross

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:05 PM   #145
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#curiousandfurious

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:19 PM   #146
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i just don't know why your response to that would be to invoke possible abuse
i don't know

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:20 PM   #147
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that's not what i meant though

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:20 PM   #148
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i meant did they hurt his feelers

 
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Old 10-06-2018, 12:30 AM   #149
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Vixnix you are so full of shit. You are 100% shit.
I don’t know if this is better or worse than how you ain’t shit, despite thinking you are the shit

Whatever

 
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Old 10-06-2018, 12:32 AM   #150
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presents being a breeder as central to her identity, then assumes everyone else of having procreation as their motivation for anything

no offense, something to consider
Presents being a rational realist as central to his identity, then denies being a slave to the urges created by his own selfish genes, to survive and procreate

Pretends instead he is motivated only by “art”

 
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