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redbreegull · 05-30-2016, 09:54 PM

hey guys should I go for a run? it's more humid than the underside of a scrotum in boxer briefs in july, but I haven't exercised in days

first poster to respond decides my night

redbreegull · 05-30-2016, 09:58 PM

are you people seriously going to force me to make this decision by myself

buzzard · 05-30-2016, 10:05 PM

Once I figured out that dream punches are slow and weak as if you are fighting underwater, I turned to simply picking people up and repeatedly slamming them into surfaces or other people until death or the desired level of injury eventuates.

This very particular set of skills seems to carry into new dreams by default and I've never really looked back.

Elphenor · 05-30-2016, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

are you people seriously going to force me to make this decision by myself

Take a nap who cares

Elphenor · 05-30-2016, 10:08 PM

Although I go insane if I don't go for one walk a day

redbreegull · 05-30-2016, 10:11 PM

I've already walked a few miles today but I need to get my heart rate up

buzzard · 05-30-2016, 10:14 PM

Lift in order that your Snoop Dogg physique gets the meat it's been crying out for.

duovamp · 05-30-2016, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I've already walked a few miles today but I need to get my heart rate up

J.o. sesh after the game?

redbreegull · 05-30-2016, 10:22 PM

I've resigned myself to perpetually being a pale as shit skinny like scott weiland lookin motherfucker. But I don't want to have a heart attack in my 40s, so I gotta get that shit pumping

duovamp · 05-30-2016, 10:31 PM

Exactly, start masturbating furiously. Get your hips into it. Fuck the hand.

slunken · 05-30-2016, 10:53 PM

learn how to snake dance like axl rose

LaBelle · 05-30-2016, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

Were they good though?? That is dedication.

Yeah they were delicious.

It's not that bad, it only takes that long cause my steamer is crappy and I have to cook them in batches of 3.
with a decent stacked steamer you can cook a full serving in 15 minutes.

redbreegull · 05-30-2016, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

learn how to snake dance like axl rose

be mine serpentine

<3

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-31-2016, 02:16 AM

been doing some daily pushups lately

that's all i got

Cool As Ice Cream · 05-31-2016, 02:49 AM

talk to me

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-31-2016, 08:56 AM

so this lady called shirly mccunt (or something) is making art videos with her fingering fruits

it's oddly brilliant
and really fucking disturbing

Cool As Ice Cream · 05-31-2016, 09:08 AM

like lovers do

duovamp · 05-31-2016, 09:34 AM

Wtf she was all gentle with it then she just mashed it. The FUCK.

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-31-2016, 09:42 AM

well i heard "bitches like it rough"

is that not troo?
maybe it will come tru 4 me 1 day

LaBelle · 05-31-2016, 10:07 AM

My back hurts, I feel 90 years old

yo soy el mejor · 05-31-2016, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

well i heard "bitches like it rough"

is that not troo?
maybe it will come tru 4 me 1 day

do u like 2 fuck only 1 way?

run2pee · 05-31-2016, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i'm listening to Outside by Stain'd. it's so lol and puke in my mouth and it's so fucking terrible and i'm enjoying thinking how fucking terrible it is and hating on it but i'm still listening to this and it's so bad it makes me sick

"Lemme see them lighters, y'all"

-Fred D'urst

redbreegull · 05-31-2016, 03:49 PM

slow and sensual is best

FoolofaTook · 05-31-2016, 06:47 PM

slow and STONED

cork_soaker · 05-31-2016, 09:34 PM

this thread is an abomination

Elphenor · 05-31-2016, 09:42 PM

Do I post in all these threads now

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-31-2016, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

slow and sensual is best

true
but you need to mix it up and open a can of whoopass once in a while

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-31-2016, 11:51 PM

i would like to clarify that my above post does not endorse violence against the fairer sex

redbreegull · 05-31-2016, 11:55 PM

lol the other night when I was in the middle of it with Pizza Girl, she moaned, "HARDER!" and then got this awkward look on her face and said really dead pan, "I mean, if you are able."

buzzard · 05-31-2016, 11:58 PM

Doesn't sound like a particularly positive review, to be honest.

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05-30-2016, 09:54 PM	#61
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	hey guys should I go for a run? it's more humid than the underside of a scrotum in boxer briefs in july, but I haven't exercised in days first poster to respond decides my night

05-30-2016, 09:58 PM	#62
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	are you people seriously going to force me to make this decision by myself

05-30-2016, 10:05 PM	#63
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	Once I figured out that dream punches are slow and weak as if you are fighting underwater, I turned to simply picking people up and repeatedly slamming them into surfaces or other people until death or the desired level of injury eventuates. This very particular set of skills seems to carry into new dreams by default and I've never really looked back.

05-30-2016, 10:08 PM	#65
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	Although I go insane if I don't go for one walk a day

05-30-2016, 10:11 PM	#66
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	I've already walked a few miles today but I need to get my heart rate up

05-30-2016, 10:14 PM	#67
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	Lift in order that your Snoop Dogg physique gets the meat it's been crying out for.

05-30-2016, 10:22 PM	#69
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	I've resigned myself to perpetually being a pale as shit skinny like scott weiland lookin motherfucker. But I don't want to have a heart attack in my 40s, so I gotta get that shit pumping

05-30-2016, 10:31 PM	#70
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Exactly, start masturbating furiously. Get your hips into it. Fuck the hand.

05-30-2016, 10:53 PM	#71
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	learn how to snake dance like axl rose

05-31-2016, 02:16 AM	#74
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	been doing some daily pushups lately that's all i got

05-31-2016, 02:49 AM	#75
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	talk to me

05-31-2016, 08:56 AM	#76
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	so this lady called shirly mccunt (or something) is making art videos with her fingering fruits it's oddly brilliant and really fucking disturbing

05-31-2016, 09:08 AM	#77
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	like lovers do

05-31-2016, 09:34 AM	#78
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Wtf she was all gentle with it then she just mashed it. The FUCK.

05-31-2016, 09:42 AM	#79
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	well i heard "bitches like it rough" is that not troo? maybe it will come tru 4 me 1 day

05-31-2016, 10:07 AM	#80
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	My back hurts, I feel 90 years old

05-31-2016, 03:49 PM	#83
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	slow and sensual is best

05-31-2016, 06:47 PM	#84
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	slow and STONED

05-31-2016, 09:34 PM	#85
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,538	this thread is an abomination

05-31-2016, 09:42 PM	#86
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	Do I post in all these threads now

05-31-2016, 11:51 PM	#88
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	i would like to clarify that my above post does not endorse violence against the fairer sex

05-31-2016, 11:55 PM	#89
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	lol the other night when I was in the middle of it with Pizza Girl, she moaned, "HARDER!" and then got this awkward look on her face and said really dead pan, "I mean, if you are able."

05-31-2016, 11:58 PM	#90
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	Doesn't sound like a particularly positive review, to be honest.