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12-26-2007, 11:57 AM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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hypothetical Q: what is the biggest animal you could take on with your bare hands
or rather, without conventional weapons? the tiger attack thread got me thinking. i mean, you could just be sitting in starbucks, minding your own business, when BAM, you've got a fucking siberian tiger up in your shit. this is serious people. i think, technically, a tiger/lion/bear would be an appropriate adversary in an arena/cage match situation, so long as you are able to roll to one side faster than the beast can pounce on you, then leap on its back and punch it in the back of the head or die trying. what do you think.
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12-26-2007, 12:01 PM | #2 |
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a particularly weak ant
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12-26-2007, 12:06 PM | #3 |
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a beached blue whale
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12-26-2007, 12:07 PM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
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yes, we all know the smartass answer, ted...do try again, though
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12-26-2007, 12:08 PM | #5 |
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i don't understand. are two and two ever not four?
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12-26-2007, 12:11 PM | #6 |
Braindead
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is the capital of Malaysia ever not Kuala Lumpur?
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12-26-2007, 12:12 PM | #7 |
Minion of Satan
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well that is of course the biggest known animal one could indeed take down, but it doesn't really count here as it wouldn't be much of a challenge, would it. we're discussing beasts here that are not only big, but aggressive, dangerous and formidable opponents. none are invincible however, and it is well worth getting in touch with one's inner tarzan for a moment should like unlikely situation of having to battle one ever transpire.
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12-26-2007, 12:15 PM | #8 |
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well if i am sitting in starbucks while this mike pskowski/siberian tiger interaction takes place could i not use weapons found in starbucks? like swing a stool at it or throw a pot of hot coffee in it's face?
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12-26-2007, 12:15 PM | #9 |
Minion of Satan
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hypothetically, i suppose one could take down a large dinosaur, perhaps a t-rex, with merely a good trip-wire. king kong, just tickle his feet and he'd fall off the empire state pretty fast i'd reckon. cloverfield monster still pending until we know what it is
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12-26-2007, 12:16 PM | #10 | |
Minion of Satan
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12-26-2007, 12:17 PM | #11 |
Minion of Satan
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unless of course the arena would realistically be filled with conventional weapons, i suppose, in which case, fire away
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12-26-2007, 12:19 PM | #12 |
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ok, i guess probably a sheep.
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12-26-2007, 12:24 PM | #13 |
Minion of Satan
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sensible choice there, tcm.
i've been musing on crocs: probably tougher to defeat than a lion or tiger. they thrash around more when provoked and their armor is very tough and you certainly couldn't break their neck. wont have much luck poking its eyes out either unless you have a stick. |
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12-26-2007, 12:26 PM | #14 |
Minion of Satan
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hm, i think an elephant would in fact be the largest, other than a beached whale. elephants are relatively docile and if you can manage to straddle one without getting stomped on or attacked by the rest of the herd, you probably have a good chance. try stuffing its trunk up its bottom perhaps.
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12-26-2007, 12:32 PM | #15 |
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a goat.
on an unrelated note, hippos are one of the most dangerous and aggressive animals in the world. |
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12-26-2007, 12:35 PM | #16 |
Minion of Satan
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ooh!
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12-26-2007, 02:36 PM | #17 |
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a clown
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12-26-2007, 03:00 PM | #18 |
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Chyna.
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12-26-2007, 03:20 PM | #19 | |
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12-26-2007, 03:25 PM | #20 |
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a snake of the trouser variety.
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12-26-2007, 03:43 PM | #21 |
Minion of Satan
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even a small animal like aids could kick you guyses ass.
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12-26-2007, 03:45 PM | #22 |
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a modest mouse.
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12-26-2007, 06:04 PM | #23 | |
Minion of Satan
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