haha, misheard something?

[sweter33]

Flame me please if this one's as old and boring as "what if that guy..blahblah...car keys"

but I ROFLed much at these:
...HAHAHA...




and the winners, IMHO, are:

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Misheard Lyrics:
Wee down wee, bonkers
Correct Lyrics:
We don't even care

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Misheard Lyrics:
Deep in thought I fought with everyone
As the planet's Druids greet me once again.
Correct Lyrics:
Deep in thought I forgive everyone
As the cluttered streets greet me once again.

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Misheard Lyrics:
A simile in a raid, I am still just a renegade.
Correct Lyrics:
Despite of my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage.

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Misheard Lyrics:
A spider enraged, I'm still just ready to fade
Correct Lyrics:
Despite of my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage

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Misheard:
Despart my baret I am sill just radical age
or
Despite all my rage
I am still just a renagade
Correct Lyrics:
Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage

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Misheard Lyrics:
I sob you with a smile.
Correct Lyrics:
Disarm you with a smile

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Misheard Lyrics:
Sodomy is such a part of you.
Correct Lyrics:
Inside of me and such a part of you.

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the best are here, though
Misheard Lyrics:
Tequila in me and tequila in you.
Correct Lyrics:
The killer in me is the killer in you.

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Misheard Lyrics:
God knows I'm Elvis!
Correct Lyrics:
God knows I'm helpless!

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Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet sweet sweet sweet little Anthony
Correct Lyrics:
Sweet sweet sweet sweet little agony


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Misheard Lyrics:
For I am Christopher Cross,
and I am Shannon Hoon
Correct Lyrics:
For I am crystal cross,
and I am shadow dome

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Misheard Lyrics:
A gay has the greyest hair I've ever known
Can't wait for tomorrow, tomorrow he's muscular
He'll pull my a*** off
Before I get off.
Correct Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day I've ever know
Can't wait for tomorrow, tomorrow's much to long
I'll burn my eyes out
Before I get out.

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Misheard Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day available
Correct Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day I've ever known

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Misheard Lyrics:
You're a powdered bee,
a ton of moths
Correct Lyrics:
You're a part of me,
eternal one

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Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your lover, Ian Ziering.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm your lover. I'm your zero.

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[Mayfuck]

Misheard Lyrics:
A gay has the greyest hair I've ever known
Can't wait for tomorrow, tomorrow he's muscular
He'll pull my a*** off
Before I get off.
Correct Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day I've ever know
Can't wait for tomorrow, tomorrow's much to long
I'll burn my eyes out
Before I get out.

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Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your lover, Ian Ziering.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm your lover. I'm your zero.

[Isle]

Originally posted by sweter33


Misheard Lyrics:
For I am Christopher Cross,
and I am Shannon Hoon
Correct Lyrics:
For I am crystal cross,
and I am shadow dome

!!!!!

[andysong]

man, I was just saying to a friend of mine yesterday that I didn't know half of what corganson was saying until I got my tablature books and began singing along, it was always so hard to decypher, his voice seems to disintergrate into whatever sometimes

[daydreamer999]

Originally posted by Mayfuck
Misheard Lyrics:
A gay has the greyest hair I've ever known
Can't wait for tomorrow, tomorrow he's muscular
He'll pull my a*** off
Before I get off.
Correct Lyrics:
Today is the greatest day I've ever know
Can't wait for tomorrow, tomorrow's much to long
I'll burn my eyes out
Before I get out.

I think whoever wrote that is bullshitting, no one could mis-hear it that bad, could they?

[daydreamer999]

Misheard Lyrics:
I used a decent little boy
Correct Lyrics:
I used to be a little boy

[Gary]

As I said before in a thread like this:

Misheard Lyrics:
Fuck you like you want me to,
Fuck that little child,
Sodomy is such a part of you.

Actual Lyrics:
Cut You like you want me to,
Cut that little child,
Inside of me thats such a part of you.

[eraserhead]

Originally posted by daydreamer999


I think whoever wrote that is bullshitting, no one could mis-hear it that bad, could they?

LOLOLOLOLOL!

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally posted by daydreamer999


I think whoever wrote that is bullshitting, no one could mis-hear it that bad, could they?

[C33]

Originally posted by Mayfuck

Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your lover, Ian Ziering.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm your lover. I'm your zero.

http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/hits...e_sanders1.jpg

[Anthrax]

i remember when i had to learn the words for Hummer, so i sat down with my mini disc, and wrote down the words. this is what i got.

" Faith, lies in, the ways of sin, i chased the time, but i dont want them anymore

in your eyes i was alive, fools disquise, take me away from here.

i change my time, felt with promise along. when i woke up from this sleep, i was happier then id ever been.

when you decided, that your life, is a prize, when you relilise, its alright hunny, its alright yeah. "

corgans singing vioce is hard to understand, but i love it so much

[i_dont_live]

i used to get this line:

"try to look for something, your city to burn, you'll burn"

was

"gotta look for something in your city to burn, melbourne."

and my first interperetation of the acappela from TEG:

"We know what you hold in the everlasting gaze,
Enchanted in the rapture of a sentimental sway
But underneath the wheels are the skulls of every cop
The fickle fascination of an everlasting gauze."

[Isle]

i'm totally lolling at wee down wee, bonkers right now

[Isle]

!!

http://www.crookedteeth.net/ego1lyrics.jpg

[Sapphire]

Misheard Lyrics:
Spying on my raincoat
Correct Lyrics:
Despite all my rage

Misheard Lyrics:
The spider Marines,
Siam steel-chested rabbit arcade
Correct Lyrics:
Despite all my rage,
I am still just a rat in a cage

Misheard Lyrics:
Despite her being underage, I would still put my rat in her cage
Correct Lyrics:
Despite all my rage,
I am still just a rat in a cage

[Ugly]

Originally posted by Mayfuck

Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your lover, Ian Ziering.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm your lover. I'm your zero.

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/Mu...ory.corgan.jpg

+

http://www.linkclub.or.jp/~yukazow/9...s/index_01.jpg

=

http://woah.alamak.com/i/LOL2.gif

Quick! Who'd pitch and who'd catch?

[Ghetto_Squirrel]

Threads like these make me loathe the SP board.

[D.]

that's weird because these kind of threads make me love the sp board

[teh b0lly!!1]

even if this thread had any kind of chance of not becoming the worst thread ever, it died as soon as the Ian Ziering shit came up.

[Isle]

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
Threads like these make me loathe the SP board.

you are such a bloodless wanker, really.