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Old 11-28-2002, 05:19 AM   #61
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At first I thought the jolly rancher story was the best story ever. Then the photos got me laughing so hard. Then I saw the shrimp story. It was the new best story ever. Then I saw that it was just a myth. Then I was really disappointed. I once had a yeasty experience but there were no crunchy chunks involved. Stupid chicks.

 
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Old 11-28-2002, 05:23 AM   #62
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At first I thought the jolly rancher story was the best story ever. Then the photos got me laughing so hard. Then I saw the shrimp story. It was the new best story ever. Then I saw that it was just a myth. Then I was really disappointed. I once had a yeasty experience but there were no crunchy chunks involved. Stupid chicks. :(
yeasty experience?!?!oh my god gross
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Old 11-28-2002, 10:13 AM   #63
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i gasped when i read the first story. and then giggled. in retrospect i wonder wtf is wrong with me to find that sick shit humorous. goddamn.

 
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Old 11-28-2002, 10:26 AM   #64
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I was expecting to be let down when I first started reading the story, but huzzah it was great! I really felt sick for a split second, and that rarely ever happens.

 
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Old 11-28-2002, 12:43 PM   #65
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it had to be done:
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Old 11-28-2002, 02:11 PM   #66
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I was digusted like everyone else but I have a couple of points that don't make sense...

1. I don't think the nodule was in the same shape as the jolly rancher (rectangle/brick looking thing) so I don't know how you would discern the difference.

2. Who bits into Jolly Ranchers? Those thinks are hard as shit. They have the consistency of steel.

If these hold true than the story has to be fake or exaggerated to some extent.

 
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Old 11-28-2002, 02:14 PM   #67
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Old 11-28-2002, 02:20 PM   #68
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Old 11-28-2002, 02:56 PM   #69
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I've always enjoyed the lobster story.

And someone should go type up a lobster-story-style transcript of the event and send it to a bunch of random people. We could go down in internet history. And get on Snopes.

 
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Old 11-28-2002, 03:32 PM   #70
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The jolly rancher story sounds fake.

And yeah the yeasty experience was gross. If only I had known better.

 
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Old 11-28-2002, 04:12 PM   #71
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Old 11-28-2002, 08:06 PM   #72
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that jolly rancher story is great, but its a fake. I've heard it before in rez around 1999-2000.

same with the lobster story, but its classic.

still, bullshit stories rule but you should own up to it a few days later. lies make baby jesus cry.

 
Old 11-28-2002, 08:21 PM   #73
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that jolly rancher story is great, but its a fake. I've heard it before in rez around 1999-2000.

same with the lobster story, but its classic.

still, bullshit stories rule but you should own up to it a few days later. lies make baby jesus cry.
Agreed. Gonorrhea does not produce semi solid nodules. Especially ones hard enough to be passed off as a Jolly Rancher.

Bullshit.

 
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Old 11-29-2002, 04:37 AM   #74
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Whats a jolly rancher, sound like a gay rodeo

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Old 10-21-2009, 07:50 PM   #75
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OH HERRO

 
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:39 PM   #76
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MYTH BUSTEDDDDDDD

 
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:50 PM   #77
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oh darn i can't remember this stuff good thing others can now i can eat pussy with no worries again

 
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:58 PM   #78
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Bringing back the cream of the archives

 
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Old 10-22-2009, 04:38 AM   #79
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a NODULE of gonereah

 
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Old 10-16-2010, 11:15 AM   #80
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Nice spam bump

 
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Old 10-16-2010, 09:30 PM   #81
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Everyone's bad at science in this thread

 
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Old 10-16-2010, 10:36 PM   #82
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science ruins miracles

 
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Old 10-16-2010, 10:48 PM   #83
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So in eight years has there evar been a grosser story?

 
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Old 10-16-2010, 11:20 PM   #84
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I don't recall anything grosser than this.

 
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