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07-16-2018, 08:21 PM | #2281 |
Braindead
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I was told I'm very intimidating though, by a young lady from sorting
I realized it has to be that I inherited my father's resting military face, not even a moptop can soften that |
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07-16-2018, 08:23 PM | #2282 |
Minion of Satan
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Find out if she has a brother and, if so, when he last went in for a check-up.
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07-16-2018, 08:27 PM | #2283 |
Braindead
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audible laughter
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07-16-2018, 08:27 PM | #2284 |
Minion of Satan
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Honestly, if you're not intimidating in a "creepy" way, but more in a "he looks serious and intense and I'm scared to talk to him" way, it isn't so much of a problem, IMO. That kind of nervousness about talking to you seems more similar to a fear of looking stupid in front of you than a fear that you've already scouted the best body-disposal sites within a five mile radius. That kind of intensity can probably actually fuel attraction, if anything.
Plus, you can then cut the tension by being really non-chalant and smiling and cracking jokes, teasing a little to poke fun at her taking the situation so seriously. Please do this Elph no one will ever like me so my next best option in life is to live vicariously through an actually handsome person. I demand you ask her to a nice independent coffee place. |
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07-16-2018, 08:28 PM | #2285 |
Braindead
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07-16-2018, 08:31 PM | #2286 |
Braindead
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I have talked to in some degree with everyone she works with just to try and create the notion that I am sociable and not scary ok =)
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07-16-2018, 08:35 PM | #2287 | |
Braindead
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you must be the best at not scary |
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07-16-2018, 11:51 PM | #2288 |
Minion of Satan
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07-17-2018, 12:24 AM | #2289 |
Minion of Satan
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Safety pin denim jackets and neon mohawks do look a lot like peacocking when you think about it.
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07-17-2018, 12:26 AM | #2290 |
Minion of Satan
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Speaking of fashion tips and faves, what ever happened to he that soaks corks?
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07-17-2018, 12:27 AM | #2291 |
Braindead
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07-17-2018, 12:28 AM | #2292 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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07-17-2018, 01:24 AM | #2293 |
Braindead
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he just got replaces by smashingjj who is basically the same person
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07-17-2018, 05:30 AM | #2294 |
Minion of Satan
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Nah, Cork Soaker and SmashingJJ have got distinct senses of humour. They both incorporate absurdism and non-sequiturs, but they've got different flavours of it.
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07-17-2018, 05:38 AM | #2295 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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corky's still around. he sent me some private messages recently.
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07-17-2018, 05:46 AM | #2296 |
Minion of Satan
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Asshole's neglecting us all just so he can get in his kid's good graces.
Bad strategy. As a man, you're supposed to play hard to get and leave your kid wondering if you even like him. |
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07-17-2018, 08:53 AM | #2297 |
Socialphobic
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That really backfired for my dad.
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07-17-2018, 10:53 AM | #2298 |
Immortal
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ouch
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07-17-2018, 11:10 AM | #2299 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i haven't talked to my father in 12 years. didn't even call him when i found out last christmas he had a heart-attack. i don't have his info, but my bro and cousin still keep in touch and help him out.
he dun goofed. |
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07-17-2018, 11:11 AM | #2300 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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elph's work crush has a laptop on a cart? does she push it around to work in remote locations around the workplace?
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07-17-2018, 11:12 AM | #2301 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i wish i had a standing desk. i h8 sitting all day. this is not what i want for myself.
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07-17-2018, 11:34 AM | #2302 | |
Braindead
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she also does other clickity clack things and seems very busy but maybe she's on Facebook I wouldn't know |
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07-17-2018, 11:36 AM | #2303 |
Braindead
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tipped $10 for a $10 pizza last night just realized goddammit
and now I have to replace my rommates booze before he gets back because I def drank that too |
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07-17-2018, 11:53 AM | #2304 |
Immortal
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Elphenor do you have sad sex to Bahaus?
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07-17-2018, 11:54 AM | #2305 |
Braindead
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I've had happy sex to Bahaus
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07-17-2018, 12:15 PM | #2306 |
real estate cowboy
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I'll just admit it, i am cork_soaker.
Now in a Dunkin Donuts, having a coffee break on my way to Boston. The weather is absolutely bonkers which is kind of scary with my tiny amount of driving experience |
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07-17-2018, 12:21 PM | #2307 |
Socialphobic
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I need fashion trend advice, it's a cold rainy day. best regards.
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07-17-2018, 12:35 PM | #2308 |
Braindead
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remember to splash in the puddles
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07-17-2018, 12:42 PM | #2309 |
Socialphobic
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I can only make recommendations for hot and rainy - trend advice: stay indoors at all times
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07-17-2018, 03:56 PM | #2310 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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